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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 4:15pm On Mar 17, 2009
kay9:

- John Mason, right? wink I know another of his nice "wisdom nuggets":
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U re right cheesy
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 4:19pm On Mar 17, 2009
We should not only use all the brains we have

but all the brains we can borrow
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 3:47pm On Mar 18, 2009
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

- President Harry S Truman
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 5:37pm On Mar 18, 2009
Its easy to make a buck
It’s a lot tougher to make a difference
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 5:38pm On Mar 18, 2009
epi:

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

- President Harry S Truman



wink grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 3:31pm On Mar 19, 2009
I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 4:19pm On Mar 19, 2009
bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by yme1(f): 6:08pm On Mar 19, 2009
IF LOVE BECKONS YOU
SAY YES, FOR THERE IS NO OTHER ANSWER TO LIFE
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:54am On Mar 20, 2009
A good plan, vigorously executed right now, is far better than a perfect plan executed next week
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by nich(m): 9:13pm On Mar 20, 2009
"omi gbona no fit burn down your house,
water melon no dey fall by chance . . ."
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 11:17pm On Mar 20, 2009
Winning starts with a beginning
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:42am On Mar 21, 2009
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 8:21am On Mar 21, 2009
Failure is the opportunity to start over more intelligently
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by blissieng(f): 2:22pm On Mar 21, 2009
That which didnt kill you, will make you stronger!


Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!



No one can make u feel inferior without ur consent!!


STRENGHT is about making a choice and having the ability to face the consequencies, good or bad. Not giving excuses to excuse ur action/choice.


Leading a good life isnt just about the amount of wealth/riches u have,it is about the number of life u have touched.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by blissieng(f): 2:24pm On Mar 21, 2009
SOME MORE,  GOT LOADS OF THESE. grin grin wink



'Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago."

"He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else."

"No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious"

if u r gonna think anyway, then think BIG!

"Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something

MISER:-a man who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:34pm On Mar 21, 2009
Experience is what u get when u re looking for something else
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by oreshade(m): 7:55pm On Mar 21, 2009
when you doubt your powers you give powers to your doubt,
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 11:33pm On Mar 21, 2009
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by kay9(m): 4:10am On Mar 22, 2009
epi:

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”



grin grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by yme1(f): 2:24pm On Mar 22, 2009
"Our deepest fear is not that we are in adequate
"Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyound measure
It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by kaylonda(f): 6:39pm On Mar 22, 2009
[size=8pt]here are a few
1)when a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package

2)a little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as badbob edwards

3)A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system worksbill vaughan

4)hatred is the cowards revenge for being intimidated[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]george bernard shaw[/font][/font] smiley
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 8:30pm On Mar 22, 2009
Those that think it’s permissible to tell “white lies” soon grow colour blind
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 9:29pm On Mar 22, 2009
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 6:20pm On Mar 23, 2009
A bell isn’t a bell until you ring it

Life isn’t a life until u live it
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 2:27am On Mar 24, 2009
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”

Winston Churchill
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 5:27am On Mar 24, 2009
You will never move up if you are continually running someone down
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Bumhe(m): 8:24am On Mar 25, 2009
1. Most times doing when people seek advice what they are doing is mere validation of made up minds.

2. There is no such thing as 'real'
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 10:53am On Mar 25, 2009
The change you're asking for is within you.
Nothing happen untill you happen.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 10:55am On Mar 25, 2009
To achieve anything significant, you must first imagine and dream it!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:22pm On Mar 25, 2009
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 1:30pm On Mar 25, 2009
Don't ever Forget
'A CLOSED MOUTH IS A CLOSED DESTINY'
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by frank317: 12:20pm On Mar 26, 2009
Sometimes beauty cant be recognized when it contrast with what we feel inside -----Natasha Beddingfield

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