*Politicians are thieves, they eat all our money.
* He has climbed thunder bolt... he must die.
*Remember the son of whom you are.
*He is my senior brother.
*Half bread is better than none.
*I will show you pepper.
etc......................

I wan piss
Give them A HAND OF APPLAUSE
E no get truth for mouth
Her mouth dey run diarhoea
The guy don buy ride na
Mother scolding her child: if dem born u well, try me.

O' boy I go show u pepper today { meaning I will teach u lesson}

Lia lai to lai lai { meaning never ever}

2morrow I dey go las gidis. { 2morrow I am going to Lagos}

I wan borrow ur legedisbenz to go dat mallam shop { normally used for people that have no car}

Pls Commot for road.
I am warning you oh
Gerra way from my face jarre
Push me I push you.....50:50
Do me I do you...god no vex
I too know
Longer throat
Your eye is too big

If you touch me one time I we bambuzu you
If I hear eh, I we beat you masslessly

beggy beggy.

longer throat,your throat go soon dey long dey touch ceiling.

u want make i kunk you?

my little cousin spoke this "anty where is the nafdac number for your slippers"

She also spoke this "the people in the up should come to the down"

and more,

"dont look at the back,look at the front"

its nor m a own oo instead of its not my own.

i don know o! instead of i do not know.

someone spoke this "following bad friends can lead to disastrous"

a=why are you wearing your cloth upside down instead of inside out.

Nepa don take light instaed of interrupted power supply

sleepy sleepy

i wan sh*t for my yansh (meaning,i want to use the rest room to poo)

back-forward the film

lady koi koi.

shine shine bo -bo

Doctor do good
Dem give me well well wen i dey primary school dat time

especially wen i forget to darken my slate my teacher go gimme doctor do good for my N5 yansh dat time

I appreciate it now though

its peppering me

Monkey chukure(eye glass-especially the one that make some one look weird)

Give me my canta(cover bottle for drinks).i play canta well well o!
The once wen i dey carry go school for counting,during break time, i go use play cha-ke with my canta, dem go ba-shoo!! all my canta finish .After break i no go get anytin to take count, see flogging

i kon dey use 50kobo or N1 take dey make Budoo.
I will nak d N1 into a canta and use it to hit other canta out of the box

Suwe nko? ten ten

Koso dey too o!

while using one of your ear to lift you off the ground, my teacher will ask me "Do you want me to roast you yansh with my cane"
if i get dat woman now ehn

den 80leaves was very xpensive,if i go school come,my 80 leaves don turn 40leaves or 2A cos i dey tear am dey make plane for class wen we dey throw around,kite,bullet(made with paper) wen i dey use dey shoot pple with rubber

ogo-go-ro

kai kai

root(hot drink)

Kpanla(buttom of pot or someone that is very skinny or thin)

Fatty bom-bom

make i stop here for now, i go give una more later

[B]Oluchi where are u..daddy ayam shiting........who is talking to u.......he is barbering his hair.....i wil show u...open d breeze n let d window com in.......thunder fire u..if u know u've heard this before plis like...but if u will not like no wahala ke..jus lifs it like dat cos i like it like so..[B/]

beggy beggy.

longer throat,your throat go soon dey long dey touch ceiling.

u want make i kunk you?

my little cousin spoke this "anty where is the nafdac number for your slippers"

She also spoke this "the people in the up should come to the down"

and more,

"dont look at the back,look at the front"

its nor m a own oo instead of its not my own.

i don know o! instead of i do not know.

someone spoke this "following bad friends can lead to disastrous"

a=why are you wearing your cloth upside down instead of inside out.

Nepa don take light instaed of interrupted power supply

sleepy sleepy

i wan sh*t for my yansh (meaning,i want to use the rest room to poo)

back-forward the film

lady koi koi.

shine shine bo -bo

Doctor do good
Dem give me well well wen i dey primary school dat time

especially wen i forget to darken my slate my teacher go gimme doctor do good for my N5 yansh dat time

I appreciate it now though

You want kobo-ko?

its peppering me

Monkey chukure(eye glass-especially the one that make some one look weird)

Give me my canta(cover bottle for drinks).i play canta well well o!
The once wen i dey carry go school for counting,during break time, i go use play cha-ke with my canta, dem go ba-shoo!! all my canta finish .After break i no go get anytin to take count, see flogging

i kon dey use 50kobo or N1 take dey make Budoo.
I will nak d N1 into a canta and use it to hit other canta out of the box

Suwe nko? ten ten

Koso dey too o!

while using one of your ear to lift you off the ground, my teacher will ask me "Do you want me to roast you yansh with my cane"
if i get dat woman now ehn

den 80leaves was very xpensive,if i go school come,my 80 leaves don turn 40leaves or 2A cos i dey tear am dey make plane for class wen we dey throw around,kite,bullet(made with paper) wen i dey use dey shoot pple with rubber

ogo-go-ro

kai kai

root(hot drink)

Kpanla(buttom of pot or someone that is very skinny or thin)

Fatty bom-bom

make i stop here for now, i go give una more later

otikpoko: beggy beggy.

longer throat,your throat go soon dey long dey touch ceiling.

u want make i kunk you?

my little cousin spoke this "anty where is the nafdac number for your slippers"

She also spoke this "the people in the up should come to the down"

and more,

"dont look at the back,look at the front"

its nor m a own oo instead of its not my own.

i don know o! instead of i do not know.

someone spoke this "following bad friends can lead to disastrous"

a=why are you wearing your cloth upside down instead of inside out.

Nepa don take light instaed of interrupted power supply

sleepy sleepy

i wan sh*t for my yansh (meaning,i want to use the rest room to poo)

back-forward the film

lady koi koi.

shine shine bo -bo

Doctor do good
Dem give me well well wen i dey primary school dat time

especially wen i forget to darken my slate my teacher go gimme doctor do good for my N5 yansh dat time

I appreciate it now though

its peppering me

Monkey chukure(eye glass-especially the one that make some one look weird)

Give me my canta(cover bottle for drinks).i play canta well well o!
The once wen i dey carry go school for counting,during break time, i go use play cha-ke with my canta, dem go ba-shoo!! all my canta finish .After break i no go get anytin to take count, see flogging

i kon dey use 50kobo or N1 take dey make Budoo.
I will nak d N1 into a canta and use it to hit other canta out of the box

Suwe nko? ten ten

Koso dey too o!

while using one of your ear to lift you off the ground, my teacher will ask me "Do you want me to roast you yansh with my cane"
if i get dat woman now ehn

den 80leaves was very xpensive,if i go school come,my 80 leaves don turn 40leaves or 2A cos i dey tear am dey make plane for class wen we dey throw around,kite,bullet(made with paper) wen i dey use dey shoot pple with rubber

ogo-go-ro

kai kai

root(hot drink)

Kpanla(buttom of pot or someone that is very skinny or thin)

Fatty bom-bom

make i stop here for now, i go give una more later

Nice one, 9ja I hail oh, dis our pigin english to deceive oyibo man one time.....

I checked you for house But you didn't dey.

Shey you go go ?
Yes i go go

See me see quanta { mean trouble or problem}

Quench dat stove my friend { switch off} or quench dat car engine....., if I beat u ehmmm u go quench

Abeg come ansa dis question quick quick { as in quickly}

You go hear wuhen

gluv01: Otikpoko the name fit you
So much grammer, sophisticated pidgin join



That's a long memory. 80 leaves, same with me. It turns to 40 leaves after school coz of paper kite, carton, paper phone, colour splash

i dey tell you oo and i really paid dearly for it with my yansh at the mercy of my Mothers kobo-ko o .

Holding her cane, she made me number my book number my book from page 1 to the last .

Every day once o return, she checks my book to see if i wrote and asked me some questions to kw if i listened in class then she will sit at my back and tell me to open all books from page 1 to the last .
If teacher write chalk for my head,e mean say i make noise for class and you know what that means wen u get home.
Small pikin dat time no get sense say dem fit clean the chalk commot

If i keep remembering somethings i did back den, i go dey laugh my sef.

Akinshipe: You go hear wuhen

lol

is any body sid-daning for here?(is any body sitting here?)

Mmgboji: I checked you for house But you didn't dey.

I check u 4 house, and you nor dey house.

Nor come talk (yahn) bla bla bla 4 here oh

You people should stop speaking this type of braken English on nairaland oo beacsue its going to brake my eyes.

I can't find my monkey jacket

I enter University last year.

The match don end for 2 - 2 goaless draw.

Who brake you blom blom(balllon that kids play with or used for decoration)

Oya vamoosh frm my sight { dissapear frm my sight}

O'boy no veks oh {as in angry}

Menh I dey fear charles vexation oh {annoyed}

Pls naija let's vote for our boy melvin in bigbrother the chase. Pls text "vote melvin" to 34350 or go to there website and vote for him www.bigbrothersfrica.com

otikpoko: Who brake you blom blom(balllon that kids play with or used for decoration)

Who burst your blom blom?

gluv01:

Who burst your blom blom?

Me sef dey wonder oo

Sh*it dey hungry me.

Piss dey hungry me.

See construction o!

we suppose don get dictionary by now o!

Touchforfree: I enter University last year.

The match don end for 2 - 2 goaless draw.

Nyamar ojoro too much (manipulating)

na lie na lie na ojoro, na him Spain take reach final...

People are passing here ohh

As you have cornered me here, wetin wan happen

My guy go boil stone

You are mouthed..!

I go give you head booth

Vamoose from here

See me See wahala

If I open my eye!

Don't let me do you the thing wey dem no dey do person..

My guy carry your cross

I talk am! Ehnnnn

Wetin be that one!!??

Which day that one start

You are talking many lying

For the better for the worse

Half bread is better than chin chin

Na this thing una talk abi

Shebi you don talk finish

As I enter road

Before I open mouth

I dey talk am now , you come dey form deaf and dumb