By ibkaye,
I remember i was watching one television show, one oyibo woman proposed to the man, she even knelt down, the way i CRINGED for her that night, my goodness it looked and felt so wrong   

Eeeeeeeeewwwwww, that's what these losers are waiting for in Nigeria. Never! Guys, Chase us around or stay miserably single forever!

Needlelady:

Eeeeeeeeewwwwww, that's what these losers are waiting for in Nigeria. Never! Guys, Chase us around or stay miserably single forever!

Is anyone chasing u just yet?

Yes. . . . it should be OYB . . . . . .I suppose

Needlelady:

Samuel Roger Milla sounds more like those men that do not have the guts to ask you out in front of you, they rather use text messages. hahaha, text message boyfriend. Be a man!

This made me laugh

4 Him:

Is anyone chasing u just yet?

that's like trying to swim in molten lava. amy winehouse says no no no

Is anyone chasing u just yet?

Average of 5 guys per day.

Yes. . . . it should be OYB . . . . . .I suppose

Lol, no chance for him. water get level now?

This made me laugh

Haven't you met guys like that. The moment they get hold of your number, they'll start sending you closet love texts but will never talk about it whenever they see you. Bawomolo strikes me as a suspect too.

Needlelady:

Lol, no chance for him. water get level now?

At the end all flows to one source

At the end all flows to one source

Not true, some flow to the lake, others join the pacific ocean while there are those that flow to the dam and pit laterine.

Needlelady:

Average of 5 guys per day.

you work in a market or are these the same guys everyday?

Needlelady:


Not true, some flow to the[b] lake[/b], others join the pacific ocean while there are those that flow to the[b] dam [/b] and pit laterine.

Have mercy!!!!

you work in a market or are these the same guys everyday?

That is side effect of being gorgeous and sooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooot. You can't beat that. I bet if you see me, you'll wish you have me in your arms. Pipe Dreams are allowed!

Don't you wish your girlfriend/wife was hot like me?
Don't you?

Don't you wish your girlfriend/wife was hot like me?
Don't you?

is this a joke, who wants to marry a man hating feminazi.

is this a joke, who wants to marry a man hating feminazi.

Ask her oooooooo

is this a joke, who wants to marry a man hating feminazi

I'm no feminazi, I just know my rights and can never let any man put me down. I am also an independent woman and can buy myself anything without any man. Is that what is bugging you? You can drool about me, but you can't have me baby. Sorry, water get level.

Ask her oooooooo

Got Gas?
take Beano!

Needlelady:


Got Gas?
take Beano!

Your husband must surely be a wrestler
Otherwise. . . . . . .uhm. . . . . . .

Needlelady:

That is side effect of being gorgeous and sooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooot. You can't beat that. I bet if you see me, you'll wish you have me in your arms. Pipe Dreams are allowed!

Don't you wish your girlfriend/wife was hot like me?
Don't you?

Allow me to be the judge of that.

Your husband must surely be a wrestler
Otherwise. . . . . . .uhm.

LMAO(kobojunkie style)

Needlelady:

I'm no feminazi, I just know my rights and can never let any man put me down. I am also an independent woman and can buy myself anything without any man. Is that what is bugging you? You can drool about me, but you can't have me baby. Sorry, water get level.

well you can be independent until you are over 30yr old begging for miracle husband in church. you have been listening to way too much destiny child

hotfunmilayo,na you biko.
after you na queen Eliza

well you can be independent until you are over 30yr old begging for miracle husband in church.  you have been listening to way too much destiny child

You still live in the 80's. Women are no more scared of age 30; life begins for us at 40, so a 30 year old woman is still an infant and guys that knows their onions do not mind. I know you like orishirishi women sha, may God deliver you from them.

oyb is asleep right now
wait till he wakes up

Needlelady:


You still live in the 80's. Women are no more scared of age 30; life begins for us at 40, so a 30 year old woman is still an infant and guys that knows their onions do not mind. I know you like orishirishi women sha, may God deliver you from them.

didn't say 30 is the new 19?
and 50 is the new 25 for most ladies.

Hotfunmi. . . . . .Its true. . .you are a superb definition of a ''hot chick''
Your husband will face alot ooooooooo
In fact. . . . i no fit talk

oyb is asleep right now
wait till he wakes up

I pray he wakes up with an erection. Roaster like him.

The Sly:

Hotfunmi. . . . . .Its true. . .you are a superb definition of a ''hot chick''
Your husband will face alot ooooooooo
In fact. . . . i no fit talk

The girl even carries concealed women.
the hubby better recognize

Hotfunmi. . . . . .Its true. . .you are a superb definition of a ''hot chick''  
 Your husband will face alot ooooooooo
In fact. . . . i no fit talk

You better close your mouth before i fart in your face again.

Needlelady:

I pray he wakes up with an erection. Roaster like him.

OSANOBUA!!!!!
hotfunmi,why now?
abeg oyb is ahappily married man o

OSANOBUA!!!!!
hotfunmi,why now?
abeg oyb is ahappily married man o

who told you he's happily married?

Needlelady:


You better close your mouth before i fart in your face again.

I wish OYB good luck ooooooooo
Your handle shoulda been ''Hammerlady'' not needlelady. . neddle is way too small