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Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Needlelady(f): 4:18am On Apr 16, 2008
SORRY MR 4PLAY. ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I WAS CONVERSING WITH YOU NOT KNOWING THAT I WAS CONVERSING WITH 4HIM. MA BAD. NO VEX,I'LL GET YOU A NICE GIRL. ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES.
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Needlelady(f): 4:20am On Apr 16, 2008
don't mind her, she thinks she's talking to 4yr olds.

Don't worry, next time I get down with my boo, I'll record it on youtube faceless and post it here. My boo can run 4hrs without refilling his tank, thats what am talking about.
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by TheSly: 4:20am On Apr 16, 2008
Needlelady:

SORRY MR 4PLAY. ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I WAS CONVERSING WITH YOU NOT KNOWING THAT I WAS CONVERSING WITH 4HIM. MA BAD. NO VEX,I'LL GET YOU A NICE GIRL. ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES.

Love is blind. . . . . Love is magical cheesy
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Needlelady(f): 4:22am On Apr 16, 2008
Love is blind. . . . . Love is magical

It ain't got nothing to do with love, it was an honest mistake.
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by TheSly: 4:24am On Apr 16, 2008
I was joking dear. wink
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by 4Him1(m): 4:25am On Apr 16, 2008
Needlelady:


Don't worry, next time I get down with my boo, I'll record it on youtube faceless and post it here. My boo can run 4hrs without refilling his tank, thats what am talking about.

ur word is bond
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Uche2nna(m): 4:30am On Apr 16, 2008
Needlelady:


Don't worry, next time I get down with my boo, I'll record it on youtube faceless and post it here. My boo can run 4hrs without refilling his tank, thats what am talking about.


*****Making sure I still remenber my youtube password********* grin
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Needlelady(f): 4:30am On Apr 16, 2008
your word is bond
I just remembered that admin will not allow me do that. Damn!
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Needlelady(f): 4:30am On Apr 16, 2008
*****Making sure I still remenber my youtube password*********

Keep the hope alive!
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Needlelady(f): 4:34am On Apr 16, 2008
For Uche and 4him,
we have a perfect solution to these embarrassing conditions. Even in our local communities, we have preparations commonly referred to as “Man-power”. The Hausas call it ‘Burantashi’, the Igbos call it ‘Ike agwu nwa nkpi’ and the Yorubas call it ‘Mokole’. Our forefathers used them to take care of themselves. The only difference today being that the herbs are standardized and hence, safer than before. So, you have a perfect solution in nature. Talk to your physician today.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/apr/15/504.html
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by TheSly: 4:35am On Apr 16, 2008
I just remembered that admin will not allow me do that. Damn!
Nah dont put it here as ''flash''
Just drop the link here and i'll hoop you up. . . cool
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Tonim(f): 4:37am On Apr 16, 2008
Needlelady:

For Uche and 4him,
we have a perfect solution to these embarrassing conditions. Even in our local communities, we have preparations commonly referred to as “Man-power”. The Hausas call it ‘Burantashi’, the Igbos call it ‘Ike agwu nwa nkpi’ and the Yorubas call it ‘Mokole’. Our forefathers used them to take care of themselves. The only difference today being that the herbs are standardized and hence, safer than before. So, you have a perfect solution in nature. Talk to your physician today.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/apr/15/504.html


Why are you addressing those 2 guys only grin
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by 4Him1(m): 4:39am On Apr 16, 2008
Needlelady:

I just remembered that admin will not allow me do that. Damn!

already making excuses in advance? grin Post the links, we'll go look ourselves.

Tonim:

Why are you addressing those 2 guys only grin

Dont mind her, she thinks we are like her "boo" who needs a shot of viagra to perform. No wonder she's so knowledgeable about male erectile dysfunction.
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by TheSly: 4:43am On Apr 16, 2008
we have preparations commonly referred to as “Man-power”. The Hausas call it ‘Burantashi’, the Igbos call it ‘Ike agwu nwa nkpi’ and the Yorubas call it ‘Mokole’. Our forefathers used them to take care of themselves. The only difference today being that the herbs are standardized and hence, safer than before. So, you have a perfect solution in nature. Talk to your physician today.
I wonder how many of these you've bought for your boo grin
He seriously needs to step his game up. . . cool
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Needlelady(f): 4:45am On Apr 16, 2008
already making excuses in advance?   Post the links, we'll go look ourselves.

Oh boy, some guys are as Hot as hell.
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Needlelady(f): 4:47am On Apr 16, 2008
Why are you addressing those 2 guys only

There are more only that these two guys still have hope with medications unlike Bawomolo and OYB that takes a whooping one week to get one erection.
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Needlelady(f): 4:48am On Apr 16, 2008
I wonder how many of these you've bought for your boo
He seriously needs to step his game up.

Stop hating on my boo plz, he's a supersized man.
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by 4Him1(m): 4:48am On Apr 16, 2008
The Sly:

I wonder how many of these you've bought for your boo grin
He seriously needs to step his game up. . . cool

I think he just needs to retire from the game and admit his failure. To play is not by force.

Needlelady:

Oh boy, some guys are as Hot as hell.

You get Hot by reading NL posts?  shocked Oh the horrors.
Your boo isnt doing a good job then. I just want you to put your money where your mouth is.  grin
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Uche2nna(m): 4:49am On Apr 16, 2008
Needlelady:

For Uche and 4him,
we have a perfect solution to these embarrassing conditions. Even in our local communities, we have preparations commonly referred to as “Man-power”. The Hausas call it ‘Burantashi’, the Igbos call it ‘Ike agwu nwa nkpi’ and the Yorubas call it ‘Mokole’. Our forefathers used them to take care of themselves. The only difference today being that the herbs are standardized and hence, safer than before. So, you have a perfect solution in nature. Talk to your physician today.

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/apr/15/504.html


Sorry, I do bad all by myself without any stimulation  grin
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by 4Him1(m): 4:52am On Apr 16, 2008
Needlelady:

Stop hating on my boo plz, he's a supersized man.

Its not the biceps but the size of his dangling yekini that counts. Going by your obsession with articles on erectile dysfunction among Nigerian men, methinks he has a supersized problem.
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by TheSly: 4:54am On Apr 16, 2008
Needlelady:


Stop hating on my boo plz, he's a supersized man.
If a 34secs man is your own definition of ''a supersized man''
like Cassie ''you have a long way to go'' ' cheesy


Weaklings tongue
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Needlelady(f): 4:58am On Apr 16, 2008
Its not the biceps but the size of his dangling yekini that counts. Going by your obsession with articles on erectile dysfunction among Nigerian men, methinks he has a supersized problem.

sorry to dissapoint you, your dangling yekini can be as long as cutlass but if you don't know how to use it, it's useless. I suggest you read the manual on your yekini very well before another disssapointing outing from you.
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Needlelady(f): 4:59am On Apr 16, 2008
If a 34secs man is your own definition of ''a supersized man''
like Cassie ''you have a long way to go'' '


Weaklings

You are getting obsessed with this my boo. Are you bicurious?
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Tonim(f): 5:00am On Apr 16, 2008
LMAO @ ''dangling yekini''

you guys are really crazy grin
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by merge(f): 5:02am On Apr 16, 2008
I never asked a guy out. I will never.
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by TheSly: 5:03am On Apr 16, 2008
Needlelady:


You are getting obsessed with this my boo. Are you bicurious?
Obsessed with a minute guy boy? grin
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by 4Him1(m): 5:04am On Apr 16, 2008
Needlelady:

sorry to dissapoint you, your dangling yekini can be as long as cutlass but if you don't know how to use it, it's useless. I suggest you read the manual on your yekini very well before another disssapointing outing from you.

Is that why u're obsessing over the articles on erectile problems for ur boos yekini?
True, a supersized snake is as good as useless . . . wait at least he can still use it to direct a stream of pee. Take heart . . . pele.
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Needlelady(f): 5:14am On Apr 16, 2008
Is that why u're obsessing over the articles on erectile problems for your boos yekini?
True, a supersized snake is as good as useless . . . wait at least he can still use it to direct a stream of pee. Take heart . . . pele.

Once again, I hope your yekini came with a manual. Read it thouroughly so you can stop embarrasing yourself before chics. You'll surely tremble at the sight of Funmilayo. That i'm hot is an understatement and the fact tthat my boo is a ruffryder is also an understatement.
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Needlelady(f): 5:16am On Apr 16, 2008
Obsessed with a minute guy boy?
Guys, nice talking to y'all. I gotta go to bed because my boo is waiting hard. You are free to dream of me, have your wet dreams about me but don't soil your bedsheets abeg. You guys really made my evening awesome. Special Goodnite to long Yekini 4him, Erectile Sly and the real dawg, bawomolo. As for[b] OYB[/b], he's in stage 3 sleep,  dreaming of Hotfunmilicious. Who wan dash monkey banana?
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by TheSly: 5:31am On Apr 16, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin
Good night ooo. . . . .Go n crank it with ur 4secs dude. . .
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by Nobody: 9:02am On Apr 16, 2008
Fee Foo Fee Fum. . .

who's been dissing me in my sleep - cheesy

MS hot funmi - the gal who can only diss a man when he's down for the count. . . cheesy

i am wide awake now. . .let me abuse some of my employers hours. . .

lets start with quality of your shagging partners - it has been said a man doing it right never has to do it all through the night. . .what sort of lame ducks are you getting it off with?
the only other explanation for your ' 3hour rated ' orifice is that it has seen so much active service (on the streets) that its nerve endings are effectively dead; (the horrors of streetwalking) . i do hope those diapers aren't too uncomfortable.

we all keep asking you to post your pix. . .stop this childish internet game of 'i am a swimsuit model' . . .you've said it before, you were once a truck driver. that conjures up the image of a woman built like earthquake of the natural disasters /iyabo obsanajo .

PS: i know, you will fart . . .you need to go easy on the baked beans. i know things are a little hard right now, but surely there are other cheap canned goods you can buy instead. maybe sardines. . .they say fish is good for the brain. . .you need all the iq boosters you can get. . .so you'll stop coming across like a victim of a crude lobotomy grin
Re: Are You A Go Getter? by tkb417(m): 10:14am On Apr 16, 2008
@Oyb
ure mean!! lol!

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