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xynerise:
You see how useless you guys are? Common Kiev that I don't know where they came from

Dynamo Kíev ain't any random team. They were 37 matches unbeaten in the Ukrainian premier league until last week. Chelsea can build on the draw.

bro, av been silently following u as a fan on nairaland, people are watching u.

so never try to insult people's intelligence. u uploaded this same pics sometimes ago that a neighbour's dog bite you.
yes I can remember vividly same palm injury.

secondly, after a robbery attack u wud be taking pix of ambulance n putting ur iphone 6 together with ur name written with biro

sorry bro but only fake people do that. lot of peeps on nl got enuf dough to buy iphone6 and much more, but u won't see dis folks snapping crappy fotos trying to prove it.

pls help my date of birth (just the day) was incorrect on the green card. the other info are correct.
that is, day of birth in my waec certificate is 3rd, but in the green card it was mistaken for 1st.

pls what should I do? and will this affect me at the camp screening?

secondly, wat kind of provisions should one go with? some are saying milk n milo n cereals (i dislike cereals )

wat other kind of provisions should we go with?

Tuface! I wonder wat took u so long to put a ring on that lady's finger. Now u are enjoying d marriage. She always by ur side n supports u.

Helping ladies ain't bad but some take men for another thing..

I recall one side chick like dat dis babe can lie for africa. Always posting me because I wan access her

Na so one day I dey wit my guys, she just dey call dey call... I finally pick am

She say she dey stranded for shoprite ikeja make I do tf to her.

I don laff laff tire. Instead of me to transfer money to her, I rather use it to buy choppies or snacks or cholocates and take home to my kid sisters n cousins... not transfer moni or airtime to hoes that I do not bebefit frm

I dey guilty of this like crazy
And sometimes my main chick dey catch d scope. She no go gree drop phone, both of us go laugh at ourselves

hilaryitobore:
mtcheeew! I will beta go get a Laptop, dan spending diz much on a phone! shit! on a brand like Te..ki..no, Samsung s4 dat price, best option

No mind dem jare, I rather get another cool pc than use 70k to buy dat tecno. And besides what d essence wen infinix still has more trust, charisma and recognition in the phone market with even cheaper prices

buygala:
That 1st pishure sha.... See condolence group photograph .

The poor widow must have shed and will still have to summon more tears for the camera.... She seems duty-bound to cry anytime someone pays her a condolence visit ..... I suspect Aboniki balm or Daura dry pepper



More Power to her eyes sha..... HILDA DOKUBO HER MENTOR

RIP TO 'ALARM DON BLOW'

Wat a comment frm a deluded fellow. Av u experienced losing a loved one. Forget whether the ex-gov stole, he's a father to dat family and this period they will shed tears. Stop being silly

The man is a senior advocate, their trickery lies in the way they prosecute questions and their eloquence.

Besides, majority of those senators are asking questions for the fun of it.

Did you guys watch the kemi adeosun screening where a senator in blue attire was trying to ask a question, we could even hear a word of it!

He was speaking too fast coupled with his accent.

Lol Airtel na confam thief oh, lol I remember abt 2 months ago I travel to visit my cousins. I had to subscribe Airtel to do sth quickly online, abt 500mb.

Dat evening I did wat I wanted, only browse for 30mins (just gmail). Then I went out came back at nite, I tried to browse it didn't work, my cousin was using Airtel too, she also complained dat d network for data has gone off.

Me thought it was general issue..so I logged off and slept. Woke up d next mornin same tin. I tried checking balance it said "I had no data remaining"

I fear. I check my data history on d modem, I didn't used up to 20mb.
I vex call customer care n spoke with their agent, dey said dat I was not allocated d 500mb before.

Dat it was an error and d data will be credited in 24hrs. Na wa o. So wats d purpose. I just vex subscribe glo and finished d stuff I needed to do.

After 24hrs, I was still not credited. It took them 1 week to send d 500mb.

Airtel lol not for me

This wan na like those days we dey do defense for university

dat number 1 na true, back then while in sch, na 1 unit courses dey baffle me pass.

I carry 1unit course till frm 100level to 500level, before i fit clear d bastardd.. n I dey pass
those hard 4 units courses like play, because engineering u must read fast n cover syllabus like madt

Twitter n instagram is now a job for most jobless trolls. Blame it on cheap data

Chris brown - zero
Justin beiber - where are u now
Tekno - duro
Seyi shay - right now
Kendrick Lamar - alright

Been using dis on my other mtn line for 3 weeks now and I just dey call yaga yaga.

Mtn don wise small

I trust glo to follow suite sharply

I see a bit of showoff... simply package the gift, meet her and return them.
But mind u, u are really going to shatter her self esteem because it takes a whole lot frm her
to buy u such gifts and even think if you are going to accept them, but she just decided to summon courage n give it a try.

my advice is that u become friends with her for some months, when opportunity arise, chop am, then finally become friends with benefit

invisibility:
Can you give us the details.

It should be dat *567# though

mtn don dey try small... I did a call and data combo plan about 3 weeks ago, for just 1k and I got free 500mb,

for d calls, av been making calls since 3 weeks now without loading a dime

mesoade:
why are yoruba actress always busty

Hand don too press their boobs na

misspicy:
Am very suprised o

Don't be surprised dear, u no fit tell me say u never experience such from one of ur boifrnds or fiancee. Back then while in sch, had a hallmate that goes like 7 rounds at nite, wen his babes comes visiting and I knew he wasn't lying at all

prospective corpers, please I need your help, where are you guys doing your nysc shopping.
I really need the 3 pair of shoes at least size 46 or 47. pls can someone recommend me to where I can get them fast, because the ones I am seeing are not too comfortable

misspicy:
What

Have you paid her bride price ni

Why are u sounding surprised,

Truth is if my girl comes over for d weekend, we can do it like arnd 20times in 3 to 4days. Some nites like 3, 4 rounds. Depends on the lady sha

Learn to respect the feminine gender.

Btw wat are u going to do with those pics?

Self-service

I hope she learns lesson from this. When u have such huge amount to buy a phone why don't u just walk into a phone outlet like slot, Ringo, 3g hub, seaman to buy the original phone.

But overwise nigerians will be trying to cut corners or cost like 15k or 20k from the real price. Make she better learn lesson and move on.

Even if u end up buying the original phone frm these street guys, u are still on d losing end because the phone will not last, either it has battery problem, or screen issue or sth else. it's probably a stolen phone sef.

These are childish acts but unless it's a girl I love, before I can respect her after sex.

Else, if I no like u b4, then after d sex, sorry ur package don cast

vizkiz:
e see like say this one no get business brain at all. There are 101 things to do apart from a club house.

Well, na her money sha

Wat are the other things to do apart frm clubhouse?

Dear wat u are seeing there is a live breathing atm. The money keeps coming even with competition

Bad mentality. Though I decided not to use tecno but I would rather have the "and" mindset.

You can have the phone and still have the land

He's looking more like a man now, next is to remove that rubbish on his head

Na mtn oh, these guys are blatant thieves, after disturbin me with messages yesterday I finally subscribe one of their plan, these diots removed the credit, megabytes I no see till now.

Glo own still better, I still attend some of their shows for free like laftafest and slide n bounce