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GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 11:38pm On May 29, 2013 |
STEP 1 When she walks pass u, turn round and ask her if she related to like beyansi ...she smiles & then u move in! (bang!) STEP 2 Ask her for the time..she tells u...then u ask her when u can move in!!... (bang!) STEP 3 Your hair....Bro u need to sort out yor hair coz women still love Jeery curls in 2013...truss me (apply AfroSheen or BarrySheen) STEP 4 Perfume; .. Bro, get a pefume.... if You cant afford it, juss use air fresher & tell her its body spray (but do not tell her the name...tell her u forgot). STEP 5 GUYS..PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Plan yor grammmer before u release it...its never good move to start toastin a babe in pigieon english or yr native language. ..Hope this helps.. Good Lock! 22 Likes 1 Share
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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 11:51pm On May 29, 2013 |
You'll not get me with steps 1 to 4... For step 5, that's a given, I would not listen to you if you're not expressing yourself correctly... 4 Likes |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 12:42am On May 30, 2013 |
Sanboy25: ......oh really??.... r u one of those guys who chat up females wit Juju?? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 12:46am On May 30, 2013 |
-Mr Cork-: Hahaha, I'm not one of those guys because I'm a woman. 2 Likes |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 12:46am On May 30, 2013 |
LMMMMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mr Cork meeehhhnnnnnnnnnnn 1 Like |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 12:49am On May 30, 2013 |
Sanboy25: ...yea..if u say so!!. ... and what if I show u my 2010 Range Rover keys?? 5 Likes |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 12:52am On May 30, 2013 |
-Mr Cork-: I'll then show you my Rolls Royce keys... simple. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 12:54am On May 30, 2013 |
Sanboy25: ..Toy keys?? 21 Likes |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 12:59am On May 30, 2013 |
..Guys..Dont let babes like Sanboy fool u coz u can get her...truss me!...STEP 1 gets u any babe..truss me!! 3 Likes |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 12:59am On May 30, 2013 |
-Mr Cork-: As real as yours my dear. 4 Likes |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 1:02am On May 30, 2013 |
Sanboy25: |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 1:03am On May 30, 2013 |
-Mr Cork-: Hahaha, you mad ? |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 1:10am On May 30, 2013 |
Sanboy25: ...Sweeery u beerrra dont let Nairaland females catch u tryin to toast me...they will come afta yor weave (truss me)...Am like the god's gift to women! 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 1:13am On May 30, 2013 |
-Mr Cork-: Nobody is trying to toast you dear, I do not wear weaves... Good for you if you're really a gift to women. 1 Like |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 1:17am On May 30, 2013 |
Sanboy25: ...errrm Sweeery...I juss counted 12 weave on yor head...its on yor picture profile.. Dont lie! 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 1:18am On May 30, 2013 |
-Mr Cork-: That's braids, good night anyway. |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 1:21am On May 30, 2013 |
Sanboy25: ...anyways SWEERY.. u loook goood.. ..I will fix up one of my guys wit u...AND PLISS...NO ATTITUDE!!! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 1:30am On May 30, 2013 |
What do you mean by 'attitude' ? |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 1:38am On May 30, 2013 |
Sanboy25: .... Attitude: ..when No means yes! 3 Likes |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 1:47am On May 30, 2013 |
-Mr Cork-: [color=#550000] Ah ok, thanks for the enlightenment. ps: I don't want to meet your guys. Good night. 1 Like |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by jeffizy(m): 3:10am On May 30, 2013 |
This is so refreshing. Hahahaha. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by 190: 3:14am On May 30, 2013 |
corky Joe doing this thingy LOL @ Barrysheen |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Mynd44: 5:34am On May 30, 2013 |
Clowns |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by diarra94(m): 5:54am On May 30, 2013 |
I dont understand number 1-5 |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 7:14am On May 30, 2013 |
love d playlet btw sanboy(my sanlady will do) and MR CORK. Naahsooo |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by goldfish80(m): 7:31am On May 30, 2013 |
Step1 -3 screams BLAST FROM THE PAST! Mr Cork must have been one of the cats of late 80's to mid 90's era 5 Likes |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Austinodark(m): 7:47am On May 30, 2013 |
What kind of person is this Mr co.ck? 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 8:31am On May 30, 2013 |
Sanboy25: ..she wants me! 25 Likes 1 Share |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Godson201333(m): 9:28am On May 30, 2013 |
Lol but forget oo If you speak too much english, some babes can downgrade you oooo...they like you but simply cannot understand that good english,Go to WARRI,you'll see |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Mynd44: 9:33am On May 30, 2013 |
-Mr Cork-:You are so smart 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by yuzedo: 9:55am On May 30, 2013 |
Sanboy25:Ah! Touché! 2 Likes |
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by yuzedo: 10:14am On May 30, 2013 |
Cor-k, bro, u my herro. Jus wanna no if u can come to my Banana Island man shun four summer holyday in dizemba? Bro I rilly lov u, #nohomo Bro we need to starteggise how to link punnys on dis NL websight. So plis ur d first and last man am askin dis but, wuz yo numba? 6 Likes |
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