Billyonaire: This is a non-issue. Get him a maid. I am guilty of not making beds when I wake up, but a maid does it better. I cant cook, and my lady says I must learn to cook, but a cook did it. If a man is incapable of chores, he should work for the money and pay maids to handle every little chore. Goodluck in your marriage, by the way, I am a chronic bachelor so I cant offer much advise on the bedroom issues.

funnyx:

You're really living your billionaire dream albeit in a virtual world

Billyonaire: No, am not. I am real. You are to stay within the bounds of this thread and please do not be intimidated by my august presence, I am a very good person.

LadyCCP:

Done. Already edited.

LadyCCP: I never knew i would bring this to Nairaland.
We have been married for about 2years now and have a child. We had a distant relationship so we didn't really live together for me to notice his dirty habit. I moved to his location few months after our wedding and since then, it beena terrible experience for me. He is just too dirty. doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet even when there are urine drops on his hands, he just wipes with his trousier, we have two batherooms, one for each room. Initially we were sharing one bathroom but I had to stop using it because of him. After toiletting, he will not washer with brush even when there is water. soap and brush and the toilet bowl is splattered with his feaces. He said its beneath him to wash the toilet, that how can a man wash the toilet? I had to switch to my ownership bathroom which thankfully has a toilet. He uses his for as long as 3months without washing neither toilet or bathroom. I was washing it before but I just had to stop when he said its beneath him to wash his own toilet, that its a woman's duty.

Secondly he is too unkempth and lives a scattered life, throws clothes anywhere, can wear one sleeping trousier for one month,after sex, he will use d same trousier to wipe his dicccck and still wear it, can sleep on an unmade bed for as long as possible. Never makes the bed insisting its s duty of a woman to make the bed everynight. Most times when he sleeps before me, I wake him up so I will make the bed, he will ask why didn't I make the bed before he slept, that I should make only my part I want to sleep on with our baby. Its all irritating and the worse of all is after I complain like forever, he says its the nature of their tribe man that they are used to dirtyness. I should get used to it. I dated a man from his tribe before I met him and that man is a direct opposite, neat to a fault. So I know its not an issue of him being from that tribe (edited).

This man will drink satchet water, and leave the satchet lying about for days, I was picking up all his trash before but I have since stopped after he repeatedly said that its my duty to pick up the dirt he throws anywhere he likes. He will have a trash basket right infront of him but will still drop dirt on the bare floor.


Early Last month, a nurse came around to take his blood sample for some test cos he wasnt feeling well, till now as i am writing this, the cotton wool he used to wipe the blood from the skin surface is still lying on his part of the wardrobe.

I am the type that encourages brushing the teeth twice a day but my hubby has refused to be doing it. He has a little mouth odour and will not help himself. He is always rubbing his diccccckkk with his bare hands and uses same hands to touch everything in the house.


I sweep and mob the house regularly but he will just mess it up the minute am thru. We have a second room we reserved for our kids but from the look of things, I am considering setting the room up for myself.

The funny thing about this is that outside, he is a seen as a clean man and very very goodlooking but inside, he is a dirty pig.

This op is the funniest thing i've read on NL this month. I am crying!!!! The babe don tire!! Kai, ndo!

slimyem: That Siena's aunt's story make me want to share my aunt's...

My aunt lived in a 2-bedroom apartment that never got swept or cleaned. Her husband was cool with it. They were and still are made for each other!
I would walk into her kitchen and her soup pots would be open without lids on them. Same with all the palm oil or groundnut oil kegs. She said she usually forgets to replace the lid of anything. Dirty plates and pans would litter the sink and she'd only wash one or two when she needs it and leave the rest. The bin was always flowing with dirt.
The would house would be littered with clothes such that you'd have to push the clothes my aunt or hubby wore to work the previous day aside before you find a place to sit in their living room.
Everytime I went there,I would engage myself with cleaning the house and tidying up their clothes while she'll be calling out to me not to worry that I should come and let's gist instead.

When she had children,it got worse. She'd soak her child's nappy and clothes for days in the bathroom with flies buzzing everywhere. The kitchen became worse. Her white gas cooker became black and meshed with dry food spills. It was never cleaned. There was a day I opened her freezer and saw a bowl of freezed decayed beans. It happened that power was gone for a few days but she didn't bother to take stuff out of the freezer and when power was restored,she didn't bother too.
Her cushion and rug smelled of child pee all the time. Her clothes too. There was a day I had to sleep over and the wrapper she gave me to cover up stank to heavens. I couldn't sleep all night.

There was one singular prayed her husband used to pray for me each time I went there then. He'd say "As you have tidied our home,the lord will tidy your life"

She knows she's dirty. I have told her stylishly more than a few time. Her co workers have too sublty but nothing has changed till date.

baby_123: LOL, maybe you can train him to be a little tidy. This is what women get when mother's think their son's should not know anyting about housekeeping or cooking. Teach your own sons to be responsible in that area. And their father is not too old to learn. I think sleeping in the same room is good for bonding, quarrel resolution, gossip and easy pow pow.

Great contribution, baby..

jennykadry:

Run your hand up and down the shaft, if you jam any hold up on the way run run run, hold up could signify accumulated sp3rrrmmm rubbed around that area after s33x.

Try and smell the yekini too, a "perfumeless" yekini lacks good hygiene. Every yekini should have a stand out smell that even D&G,GUCCI and co would be jealous of.

Watch out for a man that rubs his kini and then smells his fingers almost immediately......that yekini lacks self esteem and its owner is just trying hard to make it feel important.

Always watch your mans fingers, you don't want any finger that will go into you and end up dashing the woman cervical cancer. God help those women who have husbands with dirty fingers digging up gold daily from their private arena all in the name of conducting a pleasurable "pap smear"........I always keep them in prayers. May the good lawd hammercy on them and preserve their arena

Siena: Some people find this funny, but it's no laughing matter, I can assure you.

When I was growing up, I had an aunt (can't recall how we were actually related) from my dad's side. She would come to stay with us for a month 4 times a year. Jesus! This woman was filthy dirty, could go for days without a bath. She would wear the same clothes with sweat stains for days too.

I remember she had this black long-sleeved cotton top, the sleeves had silvery trails on the cuffs - because she used to blow her nose on them. She would scratch her armpits, her nails were black, and her dirty clothes she stored in a plastic sack in her bedroom.

I remember once she blew her nose whilst we were eating at the table, and she casually wiped her snot on the fabric cushion of the vacant chair next to her. My mom was so embarrassed, she looked the other way.

We visited her only once - and never went back. Her house was a hellhole, no self respecting pig would want to live in such a sty. Her bedroom reeked, you could see flaking paint on the walls, which I later realised was where she'd blown her nose in her hands, then flung the contents across the room - on the floow, walls, wardrobe etc. Her bed looked like the sheets and pillow cases had never been washed - they were grey, and stiff with dirt at the end where her feet rested.

The only toilet and bathroom in her house were no-go areas. Dry poo encrusted the bowl, there were even skid-marks on the wall, like a poo-stained bottom had been wiped clean in various areas. I never used this bathroom, for the 3 days we were there, I used her neighbour's shower and toilet.

Funny thing is, this woman wasn't old - she'd have been in her late 20's at the time, and reasonably attractive. She was also educated. So why was she so dirty, and immune to the stench around her??

So yeah, I can understand where LadyCCP is coming from. At least I wasn't married to this woman, and could get away. Her case, I honestly don't know what to say. She can ignore him, and hope he'll change, but I fear that ship has long sailed. It might be an idea to embarrass him into at least making an effort - invite guests round without telling him. The risk here is it might not bother him, but will certainly embarrass the OP.

I dunno - some people just seem to thrive on filth, and fall ill when presented with a clean-smelling alternative.

Billyonaire: No, am not. I am real. You are to stay within the bounds of this thread and please do not be intimidated by my august presence, I am a very good person.

991: with all due respect Madam, you should be ashamed of yourself for calling ur husband a dirty pig.
if you are dat clever why didn't you privately proffer a solution to the problem instead of exposing ur matrimonial affairs on an internet forum??
My advice:- if you cannot communicate with ur husband and make him what you want him to be, you can as well move back to where you relocated from. other babes for the area go dey service am for you.
this why i always support courtship before marriage.

LadyCCP: I never knew i would bring this to Nairaland.
We have been married for about 2years now and have a child. We had a distant relationship so we didn't really live together for me to notice his dirty habit. I moved to his location few months after our wedding and since then, it beena terrible experience for me. He is just too dirty. doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet even when there are urine drops on his hands, he just wipes with his trousier, we have two batherooms, one for each room. Initially we were sharing one bathroom but I had to stop using it because of him. After toiletting, he will not washer with brush even when there is water. soap and brush and the toilet bowl is splattered with his feaces. He said its beneath him to wash the toilet, that how can a man wash the toilet? I had to switch to my ownership bathroom which thankfully has a toilet. He uses his for as long as 3months without washing neither toilet or bathroom. I was washing it before but I just had to stop when he said its beneath him to wash his own toilet, that its a woman's duty.

Secondly he is too unkempth and lives a scattered life, throws clothes anywhere, can wear one sleeping trousier for one month,after sex, he will use d same trousier to wipe his dicccck and still wear it, can sleep on an unmade bed for as long as possible. Never makes the bed insisting its s duty of a woman to make the bed everynight. Most times when he sleeps before me, I wake him up so I will make the bed, he will ask why didn't I make the bed before he slept, that I should make only my part I want to sleep on with our baby. Its all irritating and the worse of all is after I complain like forever, he says its the nature of their tribe man that they are used to dirtyness. I should get used to it. I dated a man from his tribe before I met him and that man is a direct opposite, neat to a fault. So I know its not an issue of him being from that tribe (edited).

This man will drink satchet water, and leave the satchet lying about for days, I was picking up all his trash before but I have since stopped after he repeatedly said that its my duty to pick up the dirt he throws anywhere he likes. He will have a trash basket right infront of him but will still drop dirt on the bare floor.


Early Last month, a nurse came around to take his blood sample for some test cos he wasnt feeling well, till now as i am writing this, the cotton wool he used to wipe the blood from the skin surface is still lying on his part of the wardrobe.

I am the type that encourages brushing the teeth twice a day but my hubby has refused to be doing it. He has a little mouth odour and will not help himself. He is always rubbing his diccccckkk with his bare hands and uses same hands to touch everything in the house.


I sweep and mob the house regularly but he will just mess it up the minute am thru. We have a second room we reserved for our kids but from the look of things, I am considering setting the room up for myself.

The funny thing about this is that outside, he is a seen as a clean man and very very goodlooking but inside, he is a dirty pig.

prem love: u are even lucky dat u c a man dat married u as for me i hate women that run there mouth always is not by force to marry him is ur duty to change him influence him not complain abt every little thing for GOD sake is ur husband not ur boy frd alot of gals are out there looking to be in ur shoe bt have nt seen any i bet if u leave that ur stinking husband as u call him withing a month another beautiful woman, more elegant than u wil take ur place my frd husband no dey easy to find o

Farayolas: @op i love ur courage in tackling this issue but pls i will advice you not to show your love this thread because it may have some devastating effects now or in future.

babyosisi: ladyccp I asked you a question,does this man have any good qualities?
What attracted you to him?

coogar:

what else if not his bigger than average phallus....

babyosisi: ladyccp I asked you a question,does this man have any good qualities?
What attracted you to him?

babyosisi: ,
Phallus wey get craw craw and dried juices caked on from days
Ewww

prem love: u are even lucky dat u c a man dat married u as for me i hate women that run there mouth always is not by force to marry him is ur duty to change him influence him not complain abt every little thing for GOD sake is ur husband not ur boy frd alot of gals are out there looking to be in ur shoe bt have nt seen any i bet if u leave that ur stinking husband as u call him withing a month another beautiful woman, more elegant than u wil take ur place my frd husband no dey easy to find o

LadyCCP:

Yes I saw that and deliberately did not respond cos this thread is not about whether I love my hubby or not or about what good or bad qualities he has. This thread is about the topic and let's please leave it at that. Thanks.

LadyCCP:

After spewing this trash, you are yet to make a statement.
You have internet so please Google how to use punctuations or better still visit the nearest bookshop and equip yourself with a book that will help you improve your writing skills.

At least am not a hypocrite. I am seeking for solution and thank God I have gotten it from the reasonable people on this forum.