I guess since you posted this you want an advice. my advice is this, if you can't speak English well, give it up since English is just the second language anyways. If there is no way to obtain better written English then try posting on a thread specific to your tribe. I tried to decipher what was bothering you and all I could get was your gilfriend who is a him is cheating with his ex-boyfriend. Its just nonsensical and annoying. Unless your love for your him girlfriend has you so distraught you can't muster up correct structure to your written English, then don't bother writting for help. No one can help you when they can't understand you.

I learnt the poster is SLY's cousin

@ OP: Trying to understand your English is making my brain creak. 

Siena:

@ OP: Trying to understand your English is making my brain creak.

lmao

The Sly:

Here we go again gadddamit!!

Did he ask y'all to fucking correct his blunders?. . .
If y'all don't have nothing to proffer. . .its way better to just STFU! instead of spewing incendiary invectives over here!
I'm sure majority of y'all comprehends what he was trying to say. . . . .stop all these fronting shits!

Some Landers are nothing put a piece of used toothpick . . . . .

------------>Poster

Forget about her and next time don't you ever fucking ask for advise up here no more. . . .

I concur jare

@ OP: Trying to understand your English is making my brain creak

@siena

he said his girlfriend loveth is x-boyfriend ,because he leave duplex to living in face me i face u,and likes collecting money from him(poster)because he leave roomself contain and living in turn me around building,and that she going to him house and stay weekends and come and go again and come and go,come and going again and then comin and complain that her nyash is broke,and he(poster) telling her that he loff her so much ,because she id d only girl in his life that living wt him in d self contain room,and all his friends knowns her very well,and he asking nairalanders ,what he will do on d matter,do u understand d english now?

@ jenny why are you complicating the matter?

At first I was wondering if the girlfriend loved HIS x-boyfriend. . .i.e whether he was previously gay.

@ Siena in summary

His so called 'girlfriend' is cheating on him with her ex-boyfriend, who happens to live in a duplex apartment, while he lives in a 'one-room self contained' apartment.

She asks him for money when she's broke, but spends weekends with the ex, who is likely sleeping with her. He cannot leave her because she is the 'only girl' he has, and all his friends know her. Simply put, he is a whipped assistant-boyfriend aka shoeshiner

My advice?

Leave the blood-sucking leech and move on with your life - you'll find someone who loves you in good time.

lol. . .but how old is this poster sef?. . .am sure he is younger than the age on his profile

maybe d poster is 19 years,because wt d way he spoketh his english,he sounding like 19 year old pikin,dat is why he does not knowing gooding english,so u people shoulding not blaming him for lack of bettering english

debosky:



@ jenny why are you complicating the matter?

At first I was wondering if the girlfriend loved HIS x-boyfriend. . .i.e whether he was previously gay.

@ Siena in summary

His so called 'girlfriend' is cheating on him with her ex-boyfriend, who happens to live in a duplex apartment, while he lives in a 'one-room self contained' apartment.

She asks him for money when she's broke, but spends weekends with the ex, who is likely sleeping with her. He cannot leave her because she is the 'only girl' he has, and all his friends know her. Simply put, he is a whipped assistant-boyfriend aka shoeshiner

My advice?

Leave the blood-sucking leech and move on with your life - you'll find someone who loves you in good time.

This coming from the same man who said he would leave his wife when he sees Oprah in bra and G-string

jennykadry:

maybe d poster is 19 years,because wt d way he spoketh his english,he sounding like 19 year old pikin,that is why he does not knowing gooding english,so u people shoulding not blaming him for lack of bettering english

u sef wan give me headache with the kain oyinbo u dey blow. . .See the way u butchered the Queen's language. . .take your time o. . .

Debo, I understand perfectly now.

@ Jenny: You were confusing me more than the poster did!  

Cadet:

This coming from the same man who said he would leave his wife if when he sees Oprah in bra and G-string

lmao

u sef wan give me headache with the kain oyinbo u dey blow. . .See the way u butchered the Queen's language. . .take your time o. . .

wetin?im only explaining to u people wating d poster postededed,u people doing not understanding the poster,im helepineth u and u not gretiful

jennykadry:

wetin?im only explaining to u people wating d poster postededed,u people doing not understanding the poster,im helepineth u and u not gretiful

lmao! you're not serious

jennykadry:

wetin?im only explaining to u people wating d poster postededed,u people doing not understanding the poster,im helepineth u and u not gretiful

This is the return of moladun. . .sha take it easy,make i no get headache

This is the return of moladun. . .sha take it easy,make i no get headache

dont worry,u will not having heledache ,i will speaking it so dat u people will understooding me wen i spoke

jennykadry:

don't worry,u will not having heledache ,i will speaking it so that u people will understooding me when i spoke

ok ma'am

@Jenny
rotflmao
you're cracking me up

@Jenny
rotflmao
you're cracking me up

cracking ke,im only translateding d poster,so dat it will beining easiering for u people to be understooding it,because d poster wasing confusing many peoplessss so i am heleping him to simplifyingnin the grammarian for bettering understooding

LMAO! OGA FUN E O

@ Cadet

I said I'd do that for Mariah Carey Oprah looks too much like my granny for her to do anything for me

@ poster

It is well - just tell her you have no money - she'll leave you in a flash and find some other 'mugu' to use

debosky:

@ Cadet

I said I'd do that for Mariah Carey Oprah looks too much like my granny for her to do anything for me

eh en!
So now you saw Oprah you denied her. , now it's mariah

come where is d poster that posteded this topic?has he going out or running away because of his ununderstooding grammar

jennykadry:

come where is d poster that posteded this topic?has he going out or running away because of his ununderstooding grammar

heheheheh. . .after you ppl yabbed him?

heheheheh. . .after you people yabbed him?

yabbed ke?nobody yabbinging him ooo,everybody just telling d truth,the poster english is too miunderstooding for people to understood

heheheheh. . .after you people yabbed him?

na their style omo, terrorist

idu paul d childish trouble maker,wat r u doin here

idupaul:

na their style omo, terrorist

You're on my ignore list for now.

I promise the bald-headed gorrila of an admin that I'll be good for a while

You're on my ignore list for now.

I promise the bald-headed gorrila of an admin that I'll be good for a while

roflmao damn gurl u r too dangerous

idupaul what r u doin here

exercising my freedom of speech, hi jenny no worries i wont bug u since you have a good heart.

I promise the bald-headed gorrila of an admin that I'll be good for a while

hmmmm so u are rude, u shall meet ur comeuppance tonite.

exercising my freedom of speech, hi jenny no worries i wont bug u[b] since you have a good heart[/b].

HMMMM WHO TOLD You?