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Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by dejijohns(m): 7:16pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
collynzo2: Please go straight to the point, don't use me as a means.lol... No mind d bro, instead mak e jst pop d qustn e dey dre dey dull... 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by tellwisdom: 7:25pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
During my kid days, we keep late nights on our street, gambling. duh i watch, but the fun of seeing my friends around thrilled me. First day passed; mommy didnt observe. Second day?, i cooked some lies and she fell for it or pretended to have fallen for it. The third day nko?? i no no sey the old woman don check me for the whole house, then went back to bed to chill. Omo na so i carry ladder, put for my balcony, climbed in and slept on the ground there, with one eye open. When mama go check back, she see me for there, come begin ask me; My son, so you are here??. I replied, yes mama, i have been sleeping here since..Omo come see hot slap--Gbosaaaaa . Omo come see race wey i take enter toilet lock myself 5 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by AbuMikey(m): 7:27pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
Back then ehn,I dey lie die!!!! My lies sef nor get rival!!!! Kai!! *Mikey You've lied in this life ooo*!! I don repent sha!!! Praaaaaise the Lord!! But for Pranks I wan die?? 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
Prank on my parents?? I wan die? That one, dem no born me well o |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by lordZOUGA(m): 7:33pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
I didn't prank much but I lied enough. one prank I remember is this: we had cable tv and my mum has this show she watches by 8pm every Thursday. this same show coincides with the showtime of a cartoon I enjoy watching. when the time comes, my mum will put the show and ignore our(the children's) protests. anyway, I couldn't stand it. to fix my problem, I went and renamed the title of the channel that always plays her show to the title of a channel that always shows "scrambled channel" and then switched their positions in the channels menu. so that whenever she puts her "show channel", she will get a scrambled channel notice which will then force her to release the TV for us. It worked. I left it like that for two weeks but she keeps on checking the channel and gets sad when it is not there. I hated myself for making her sad so I went and undid my changes. 5 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by kehinde1588(m): 7:34pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
Rememba in my primary sch days,i didnt want 2 go 2 sch cos i did sumtin bad 2 one of ma class mates and i tot she might tell our anty and i wud b disgraced and flogged on assemble. On my way 2 school wit mum i just shouted yeeeeee mum ori mi o(my head) mum asked: wat happened i said i felt a severe head and i felt like sum pple ar poundin and druming on my head started cryin.dat stunned my mum and we had 2 go bak home. Som mints after i started playin.my mum knew i was liein bt cud nt do anytin again cos it was 2 late 2 go bak 2 school. Later in d night i recieved a hot cane 4 liein. 2 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by dojumav: 7:39pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
See me see trouble dat day o... I decided to scare the shit out of mum c. Twas around 9pm dat day, waiting for her to come back from church.. Na so i hide for back of gate o, covered with mosquito net.. As she enter like dis na so i just grab her handbag... Come see shout, she run leave her hand bag....come see shout... Come see blood of Jesus.... D kind beating wey i recieve dat day no be small 8 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by delors(m): 7:41pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
lordZOUGA: I didn't prank much but I lied enough.Chei! nna bros, when was this? Last year or two years ago? Because I don't think there were smart TVs to name n rename channels back then according to what the OP meant o...All liars will go to Hell, you just told us a lie here...but don't know where u go land with this wicked lie you fabricated against your lovely mama... 6 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by delors(m): 7:45pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
kehinde1588: Rememba in my primary sch days,i didnt want 2 go 2 sch cos i did sumtin bad 2 one of ma class mates and i tot she might tell our anty and i wud b disgraced and flogged on assemble. On my way 2 school wit mum i just shouted yeeeeee mum ori mi o(my head) mum asked: wat happened i said i felt a severe head and i felt like sum pple ar poundin and druming on my head started cryin.dat stunned my mum and we had 2 go bak home. Som mints after i started playin.my mum knew i was liein bt cud nt do anytin again cos it was 2 late 2 go bak 2 school. Later in d night i recieved a hot cane 4 liein.Even your grammar is enough to tell us the truth...Thanks for the lies though. Good job! 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 7:46pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
delors: delors: LMMAAOO |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by delors(m): 7:47pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
dojumav: See me see trouble dat day o... I decided to scare the shit out of mum c. Twas around 9pm dat day, waiting for her to come back from church.. Na so i hide for back of gate o, covered with mosquito net.. As she enter like dis na so i just grab her handbag... Come see shout, she run leave her hand bag....come see shout... Come see blood of Jesus.... D kind beating wey i recieve dat day no be smallDem suppose carry you go church for fried oil deliverance...cos na Shina Rambo take play play start... 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by delors(m): 7:49pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
Victoriousvic: Prank on my parents?? I wan die? That one, dem no born me well oHaba! Your parents be soldiers? 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
delors:No o. . .but the fear of my dad and his cane eh. His beating no dey get mercy o |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Gosj01(m): 7:57pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
dojumav: See me see trouble dat day o... I decided to scare the shit out of mum c. Twas around 9pm dat day, waiting for her to come back from church.. Na so i hide for back of gate o, covered with mosquito net.. As she enter like dis na so i just grab her handbag... Come see shout, she run leave her hand bag....come see shout... Come see blood of Jesus.... D kind beating wey i recieve dat day no be smallnice one, u got me laughing .... |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by lordZOUGA(m): 7:58pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
delors:it is very stupid for me to lie here. I don't see any reason why I will do that. besides, you knew the smart tv had not been invented then yet you convinced yourself I was talking about the smart tv. the rename feature is not a TV feature but from the decoder. if you have a decoder, check the menu and reply here with what you find. each channel can be renamed. 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Cestmoi1(f): 7:59pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
nva played any prank bt my younger bro will take out of dad's wine n refill wit water bt my pman didnt react,maybe he didnt suspect anythng.a day came wen he asked my bro 2 sweep his room bt my bro played a fast 1 on my dad n lied dat he had swept d room.unknowingly,my dad left a piece of paper on d floor 2 test him.he rcivd d insult of his lyf dat day.can dis be classified as a prank? |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Anyi3(m): 8:00pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
my greatest prank was actually to my music teacher back in secondary school. This yoruba man said everybody should write a folk song in their dialect. as usual I didn't do the assignment. Time for submission came and I just sat down and quickly formulated: bia k'anyi gba egwu bia k'anyi gba egwu bia k'anyi gba egwu (3ce) egwu na tu uto... meaning come let's dance (3ce) dance is sweet while my other mates were panicking. The yoruba man just gave me ten over ten for my nonsense rant. hehehe...laugh wan kill me that day.. 3 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 8:04pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
Mine r uncountable...esp in SS3 I used 2 fake sickness jst to skip skul sinc d teachers dint even take us serious as d tym fr WAEC gt closer... |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
I rememba back den in Pri4 wen I ws asked to count frm 1-10... I jst dey read cabbard fr my itsekiri teacher,while she just dey smile dey nod head,seeing as I ws so confident abt wat I ws saying... Nd I scored 45/50 dat term 2 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
Stealing meat and fish from my mum's pot was standard After a while my mum started counting the meat/fish...so me and my brother started shaving bits of each piece with a knife Last last my mum had to start hiding the pot of stew in her room. Offering money was always spent on puff puff,and transport money in the game centre My textbooks were sold at Oshodi...My notebooks were sold as foolscap My brother and I were eventually taken for deliverance...lool Today, my brother that was predicted to turn out an armed robber...is now a pastor While I am still an agbero 15 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by delors(m): 8:18pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
lordZOUGA:Nor vex bros...but that time when I been young, na only black and white TV we get...the antenna dey our roof. You go need ladder take climb reach the frying-pan-like dish to adjust the TV...one person iside (near winder) to dey direct u while u dey on top ladder, sweating and shouting for response. (E don clear? No? Make i turn am? Right or left?) My uncle try that time eh, nor be small thing 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Chrisjane(f): 8:21pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
Mine was back then in sec sch. It was a boarding sch. Hence, students were only allowed 2 go home during vacations r emergencies. I had a boil on my knee. It wasn't life threatening bt I pretended 2 be in great pain. It saved me 4rm d seniors' incessant bullying. I sent 4 my mum(now late, God bless her soul) 2 cum n take me home dat I was in great pain. Wot I realy wantd was 2 go home, see my siblings, watch movies, eat home food (a nice change 4rm sch food). She came d nxt day 2 take me home bt d quack nurses..lol.. in my sch sick bay insisted dat they 'll treat me properly. My mum agreed, bought some tins 4 me n went bak home. I was so disappointd cos I've already boastd abt d hot rice I was goin 2 eat at home. 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by delors(m): 8:25pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
C'est moi:Hmmmm, well, at all at all na im bad pass...This cannot be categorically categorized as a prank...It is better described as a descriptive essay...Try harder c'est moi. Try harder. I believe you can do it... |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by ogb5(m): 8:28pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
jackbauersballs: Stealing meat and fish from my mum's pot was standard At least the prediction about you was correct |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by delors(m): 8:28pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
Chrisjane: Mine was back then in sec sch. It was a boarding sch. Hence, students were only allowed 2 go home during vacations r emergencies. I had a boil on my knee. It wasn't life threatening bt I pretended 2 be in great pain. It saved me 4rm d seniors' incessant bullying. I sent 4 my mum(now late, God bless her soul) 2 cum n take me home dat I was in great pain. Wot I realy wantd was 2 go home, see my siblings, watch movies, eat home food (a nice change 4rm sch food). She came d nxt day 2 take me home bt d quack nurses..lol.. in my sch sick bay insisted dat they 'll treat me properly. My mum agreed, bought some tins 4 me n went bak home. I was so disappointd cos I've already boastd abt d hot rice I was goin 2 eat at home.Sad story RIP to your dear mum. As for you, try harder next time...break your leg instead, that'll work. Keep it up 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 8:32pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
delors: Lmfao... Guy u don finish me. Lol |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 8:37pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
Chillisauce: My brother used to be like the OP, but worse...he is usually the last position in the class and actually one of the biggest boys. Classic... lol |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 8:38pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
dejijohns: See me see wahala ooooo.... Hmmmm C wetin adaobi de cause |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by folakeojo(f): 8:38pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
Chrisjane: Mine was back then in sec sch. It was a boarding sch. Hence, students were only allowed 2 go home during vacations r emergencies. I had a boil on my knee. It wasn't life threatening bt I pretended 2 be in great pain. It saved me 4rm d seniors' incessant bullying. I sent 4 my mum(now late, God bless her soul) 2 cum n take me home dat I was in great pain. Wot I realy wantd was 2 go home, see my siblings, watch movies, eat home food (a nice change 4rm sch food). She came d nxt day 2 take me home bt d quack nurses..lol.. in my sch sick bay insisted dat they 'll treat me properly. My mum agreed, bought some tins 4 me n went bak home. I was so disappointd cos I've already boastd abt d hot rice I was goin 2 eat at home. Fggc oyo? |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by ogb5(m): 8:42pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
I could not play pranks, who do I want to play pranks on? One funny played by my friend was that he told his semi-literate father that the amoeba we were using for experiment in the lab jumped through the window and ran into the bush. And that the school said we should pay for it. The dad had to send the money quickly 12 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
ogb5: I could not play pranks, who do I want to play pranks on? |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by honeric01(m): 8:46pm On Jun 25, 2013 |
A house filled up with male children, you should be rest assured of enough pranks, even to my dad, some ended up in smiles and most ended up with some of us 'driving okada', 'stool down', 'cigar obo', enough 7 headed koboko. I just can't count the pranks. |
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