For us to find x, we discovered that a male math teacher (35) and a female student (16) must sneak out of the school back to home on the last day of the term.

Now, let the female student be 'u' (initial velocity)

and let the math teacher be 'r' (the final velocity). If x is believed to be hiding under the girl's bed and the two must not return to headmaster if x is not found, then 'u' being the teacher must go under the bed to find x when the maths becoms to long. Unfortunate enough, z being the mother of the girl had to come in to ease the math. Z now invites in q being the police to broaden the math. At last, x was not found under the bed and so the math teacher was taken by q to police station to further find the x from there. After two yrs of jail, then he (the maths teacher) shall surely find x there.

Gudluck to all the candidates. Pls no expo and no discussions. Concentrate on ur papers.

dmcdad: If x and y are two alphabets representing each of them; that is x represents the teacher and y represents the teenage student. Find the new value of y after it has been cross-multiplied by x three times in a space of 3 hours.

E go surprise you say e go take reach nine months to get the correct answer.

chei NL no go kill person with laugh

Using Permutation and Combination, in how many ways can the teacher, student, mother and Police be arranged?

dmcdad: If x and y are two alphabets representing each of them; that is x represents the teacher and y represents the teenage student. Find the new value of y after it has been cross-multiplied by x three times in a space of 3 hours.

E go surprise you say e go take reach nine months to get the correct answer.

hahahahahhaha lol. Laff wan commot my simcard ooooo

Hahaha.....Bedmathics.

hehehe.bedmatics on point

Abbey2sam: If the value of x = 35
And the value of y = 16
Use the bedmatic theory of matingmatic to find the value of z by addin x and y usin the theory above

You wld be surprised that you have to look under the bed to find the value of z

Goodluck....your time start now

x + y =z remember that if x cross the equality sign it becomes - it gives u. Y = z-x call these equation 1 so make x the subject it becomes -x = y-z equation 2 Very simple add eqution 1 and 2 u get ur answer, thus
the maths teacher theorem

Prettyvita:


hahahahahhaha lol. Laff wan commot my simcard ooooo

Lol.... No worry if e comot I go buy new sim card for you

Abbey2sam: If the value of x = 35
And the value of y = 16
Use the bedmatic theory of matingmatic to find the value of z by addin x and y usin the theory above

You wld be surprised that you have to look under the bed to find the value of z

Goodluck....your time start now

Rotflmfaoooo

This na classic case of dy/dx

Mayb d guy dey find d longest side of d triangle usin hide n seek theorem

Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...

Mathematics rule no 1. Before you multiple,add,subtract or divide. Always start with the following equation: B4i4Q RU/18 QT pi

Dem tell u say she no get eye!

maybe the guy is teaching her algebra in her pant and bra..... what he did is unprofessional, but what is wrong with this white men... i have seen many occasion they caught an underage female student with her male teacher having love affair they will always call it child abuse, child molesting, or even rape and so on...later the teacher will be trialed and possibly to go jail but when they caught a male student with female teacher they tend to brand it love making and the female teacher never go to jail.... please what is the meaning of all this injustice in the world all over.....

he should be jailed

If math teacher can do dis hw far ll biology teacher go ?

So painfull we lost x again after much stress..LOLZ.


I just have to comment on this hilarious thread incase it wins "the funniest thread award".

fankasibe: Sharp guy, i'm sure he was finding 'X' which has gone missing in the calculation.
I remember my service year in Edo state, those girls go use PUSS.Y-cat kill u. Batch C beware.

Thank you. Now we know you're not better than Yemima afterall.

8686: See as oyinbo package am “A man was arrested on suspicion of abusing a position of trust”. If na their 9gerian counterparts, "Criminal tinz"

For Naija, na r.ape charges straight away

Lol, dats d new system of teaching mathematics... Teacher, ride on jawe.

Korad26: If math teacher can do dis hw far ll biology teacher go ?

Lol, he wud teach d stdnt REPRODUCTION.

u r really. thats very thoughtful...

Stella_Bella: If one Mathematics teacher should be hiding under a female student's bed,
How many minutes will it take the Mathematics Teacher to be discovered?
Please write your answer in Roman Numerals.

Lol.

same old thing

simplify: if z=35/16 multiply by x/y. and its an improper fraction and z is the constant.
Finda) x when the equation is a proper fraction.
(b) y if the constant is a fraction. N/B take z=0.75 ( convert where necesary )
(Time: 45mins)
GOOD LUCK. Your time starts now.

Osama bin ladin: Always on point. Gbam!

The teacher is doing integrated mathethetic 'maths 101' where he was integrating sexology into maths using joystick

d teacher is in the room to........................

Let them seek help from nigeria legislature to pass a law conderming underage sexual intercourse.

8-)

idnoble135:
lol, he will finally find the value in jail.

x-es =sex, no this can't be the answer. he can't be looking for it under the bed,

X + Y is an equation.
When you introduce a new variable M...
It becomes a police case!

Hmmmm! At the end of nine months, the result of the equation will be seen. NDI ARA