oziomatv:

          Cadet bounced sly cause he's 1min. man. I wonder if HR-Hotness wants to spend her earnings in buying Viagra if she ends up with sly.

I wonder o, poor HR  

4Her:

Ozii, take time o. . ah ah

  Please advice HR-hotness since she's looking for oke mkpi.

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Yea, I like naija men too. . but I love a naija man. . .

4 Him:

what are the conditions of trade?

Who be the owner of the apple sef? I'm going to acquire ownership soon

4 Play:

Who be the owner of the apple sef? I'm going to acquire ownership soon

lets talk business in private. Rights transfer shld not be done in the open, i hope you have the cash.

jennykadry:

@ozioma

d same 4her cadet has dumped so many of them men on nl,that girl too much

 It's like she get what it takes to be a chic, (odi ka obu ukwu).

Who is exchanging me dia? who the hell are u guys referring to as apple??

And someone is using jazz ?

I reject all of u in Jesus name. . . .  

typical naija men, i praise una small next thing na to misbehave  

4Her:

Your profile says "Fine guy plus money.". ,  I dey look, I dnt see neither, which kain joke be this?   jk

 so na me dem say make u dey disturb everytime abi?

4 Him:

lets talk business in private. Rights transfer shld not be done in the open, i hope you have the cash.

Cash no be problem. . . I think we can work out something on hire-purchase.

HR.hotness:

Who is exchanging me dia?

And someone is using jazz ?

I reject all of u in Jesus name. . . .

typical naija men, i praise una small next thing na to misbehave

Be there making noise. . .negotiations are in full swing.Soon you will be mine!

It's like she get what it takes to be a chic, (odi ka obu ukwu).

ozioma gi'na ukwu,ne no'na pant nwanyi na to'cha gi uto,gi na i'ke nwanyi,ike nwanyi a'ge gbu gi nu'uwa e putara

sun_temi:


so na me them say make u dey disturb everytime abi?

who is them?

4 Play:

Cash no be problem. . . I think we can work out something on[b] hire-purchase[/b].

Be there making noise. . .negotiations are in full swing.Soon you will be mine!

David, don begin dey sell shares  

HR.hotness:

Who is exchanging me dia?

And someone is using jazz ?

I reject all of u in Jesus name. . . .  

typical naija men, i praise una small next thing na to misbehave  

         I'm recommending 4play for you.

Uche2nna:



David, don begin dey sell shares

dont mind him oh,

selling what he doesnt even own

4 Play:

Cash no be problem. . . I think we can work out something on hire-purchase.

Be there making noise. . .negotiations are in full swing.Soon you will be mine!

that will save you potentially a lot of money and seems to sound like a good deal. Depends on how many yrs you want to sign for.
I say the bidding starts from $150m. What do you say?

Uche2nna:



David, don begin dey sell shares  

my brother, time waits for no one.  

HR.hotness
First of all thnx for making come back to nairaland (got so tired of fighting with fucking wankers!).

I agree with everything that you have said cuz the men brought up abroad are annoying. as a critically acclaimed man tester i can confirm that all you have said is RIGHT!

men born abroad who have spent most of their lives abroad are either, Too stingy, too cautious cuz they think their citizenship is the biggest thing.

while in Naija, i spent my life in the North, i saw generosity to the FULLEST! Nigerian men bred at home are GOOD! they care. even though they get on my nerves, i have to give honor to who deserves it.

well i cant blame you! all we need are Love slaves. i can lend u my whip or better yet i can offer u my Ann summers vouchers to deal with ur approved slave.xx

4Her:

who is them?

well no prob. See U sef know say I sabi this kain game wella.

HR.hotness:

don't mind him oh,

selling what he doesnt even own

When the French sold Lebanon, they didnt own it.  

Uche2nna:



David, don begin dey sell shares

Where have you been sef?

Uche2nna:



David, don begin dey sell shares

David no get stress.All I have to do is arrange one tipper load of onions(his favorite food,seriously) to NY and the deal is concluded. Hotness just dey make noise for nothing,na to stamp the sale document remain.

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sun_temi:

well no prob. See You sef know say I sabi this kain game wella.

what game?

4 Play:

David no get stress.All I have to do is arrange one tipper load of onions(his favorite food,seriously) to NY and the deal is concluded. Hotness just dey make noise for nothing,na to stamp the sale document remain.

cash bro, cash . . . not onions.

4Her:

Where have you been sef?

Around the corner, eyeing U  

4 Play:

David no get stress.All I have to do is arrange one tipper load of onions(his favorite food,seriously) to NY and the deal is concluded. Hotness just dey make noise for nothing,na to stamp the sale document remain.

Now , I have heard some very weird dishes but this takes the cake  

jennykadry:

ozioma gi'na ukwu,ne no'na pant nwanyi na to'cha gi uto,gi na i'ke nwanyi,ike nwanyi a'ge gbu gi nu'uwa e putara

     Jenny ara gbashi kwee gi nti,  ngi nwaa nko? where sex story dey na there you die.

4Her:

what game?

 Jamb question.

NubianQ:

COULDNT STAY AWAY! NEEDED MY NAIRALAND ORGASM!!!

go ahead and cumm for me baby!!!!

Uche2nna:

Around the corner, eyeing You

I missed your late night booty call last night?
where were you when I called back?

sun_temi:

Jamb question.

then you should have the jamb answer. .

Nubi,welcome back.

4 Him:

that will save you potentially a lot of money and seems to sound like a good deal. Depends on how many years you want to sign for.
I say the bidding starts from $150m. What do you say?

$150m wetin? Is it not better that I head to my famous village shrine and get the best "ogwu" money can buy?

What qualities does she have to be worth that much?Can she cook egusi and okro soup the way I like it? Does she she hate Arsenal and Liverpool with a passion? This price too much.

NubianQ:

COULDNT STAY AWAY! NEEDED MY NAIRALAND ORGASM!!!

Chineke ekwele ihe ojo.