jdzarrus99: Question:-Gen.Musa and Gen.Ibrahim are two armed security officers watching over President jona's house.Musa is watching North while Ibrahim is watching South.Suddenly,Musa smiled and Ibrahim immediately smiled back @ him.
How did ibrahim knew musa was smiling?
Note:No mirror or material aids used.

boay:
3

hypenation: The king of Persia has a visitor who will be his
new minister of defence.When he comes the
king greets him and asks politely "would you
like a tour of the city " the visitor says "ok". As
the two of them are walking the king points at
a beggar with a donkey and says "that man
there is the richest man in the city apart from
me" the visitor asks "how"the king replies
"well he seems to be smuggling something,
but we don't no when he does it " so the
minister comes up with an idea of having
guards search him whenever he goes in or out
of the city but this plan does not work.
What does the man smuggle?

hypenation: The king of Persia has a visitor who will be his
new minister of defence.When he comes the
king greets him and asks politely "would you
like a tour of the city " the visitor says "ok". As
the two of them are walking the king points at
a beggar with a donkey and says "that man
there is the richest man in the city apart from
me" the visitor asks "how"the king replies
"well he seems to be smuggling something,
but we don't no when he does it " so the
minister comes up with an idea of having
guards search him whenever he goes in or out
of the city but this plan does not work.
What does the man smuggle?

Chiamaka01:

It's either he was looking at his son's picture or his nephew's picture.

Chiamaka01:

2

don_salvy:
Peacock dey lay eggs?

boay:

one of them used an umbrella or head covering

bukatyne:

His son

afobam: Name four days of the week starting with letter t

jdzarrus99: No dats not correct,It is the father dat has bald head.
6nx no hair,his hair isn't wet.
Hope u got dat?

afobam: A car leaves lagos for kano at 100mph, 2 hours later a plane leaves at 200mph when they meet, which of the two is close to kano?

afobam: Name four days of the week starting with letter t

afobam: I purchaded two differnt candy. Together they cost #1.10, one candy cost one naira more than the other. What is the price of each?

afobam: I purchaded two differnt candy. Together they cost #1.10, one candy cost one naira more than the other. What is the price of each?

afobam: thumbs up

afobam: How can you throw an egg two feets to the ground without breaking?

Chiamaka01:

Sunday. I know. I don't know why some people keep saying Wednesday.

bukatyne:

N1 and 10k

boay:
The egg is table tennis egg

boay: #0.05 and 1.05

Gods-child:


Lol! This is a very funny one cos in reality, today is Wednesday. If yesterday was Thursday(tomorrow), today would have been Friday. The answer is Wednesday.

don_salvy:
Donkeys jawe. All dz onez ain't teasers

Chiamaka01:

A normal person would pull the drain plug.