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Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 4:35pm On Mar 26, 2011 |
That's just it Vesc,the people are living their lives but not to worry life will soon give us something to rant about. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 9:41pm On Mar 26, 2011 |
Touche, ma'am, touche. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 4:51pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
OK this is my writeup which primarily depicts my take on sex. . . the most over used word and under utilized art in this world i am not just into sex, i am an avid student of sex, i believe sex is not just about getting that release or what is informally tagged heavenly feeling. . . .sex is an art form and like some many other art forms evolution takes place, from choice of art(straight or man-lover) to style/ slant of art. .(fetishes etc) sex is a flow, like that which you dictate on canvass paper, every stroke no matter how slow/fast/deep/shallow just like on canvass is deliberate. . . . of course anyone can carry crayon and draw mangoes but a true genius knows,weighs, measures , his palate, canvass, brushes , colors, lightening etc. . . . . . at the end of the day the result which may be , bright, Gothic, shocking, sweet,life like etc takes our breathe away. . . .this my fellow ranters is true art. . . .sex in its purest form and very few people are maestros of it . . . . most just carry crayon and paper,chalk and blackboard etc to task. . . . a few pointers for you all. . . . know your slant: your intimate orientation know your palate/canvass: true maestros choose special canvass and don't make use of canvasses because they are available, take the one you can work with, that which would enhance your work. be aware of your brush strokes: let every movement on your canvass be pre determined, dont let over eagerness kill or mar your anticipated strokes your setting: matters a whole lot, for it dictates the pace of the mood. . .dark, smoky warrants slow, light or dark with intrusion of lights . . .leans towards fast angry strokes. . what can i say? only pure breeds would know. . . . . if you dey carry crayon and paper this would sail over you and hell you would even be justified in calling me a freak. . . but remember i called my self a freak first so doesn't count. . . . . i am a SATYR and i am not ashamed . . . . |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by iice(f): 5:23pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
Errrh |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 5:36pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
My response exactly. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Idowuogbo(f): 5:39pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
Wow ari is sure ranting tot dis thread had its obituary all over nl |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 5:46pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
lol @ iice and Ejadamen it is a rant. . or a write. . . .dont worry give it time it wld come to you . . . . . .if you have a firm grasp of Freud and Psychoanalysis . . . . @ idowuogbo this thread is an extension of some of the greatest minds to ever grace nairaland . . . .thus like minds, it cant die, it may fade away or get rusty with time |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 6:40pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
Hey Ari! I was rendered speechless not stupid. I understand your rant/write. The subject was just unexpected. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 6:46pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
my apologies then for assuming otherwise |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by iice(f): 3:55am On Nov 24, 2011 |
Lol. . .same thing with Ejadamen. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 6:53am On Nov 25, 2011 |
i am not sooo happy with you @ iice hmmmm. . . . . .its been 4years or so? you dint even bother to ask if i was still living |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 12:36pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
Ariblaze blazed and got so high he achieved escape velocity. Now he has the head of an elephant and several extra legs. Plus extra of the other leg and he thinks he knows how to please a woman. I saw, I conquered, I came is how one dude sees it. We used to eat each other raw and nothing has changed. Vesc feels better |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 3:21pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
vesc i missed you too bitch. . .since it seems nowadays you enjoy talking to yourself on twitter |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by iice(f): 3:05pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
ariblaze: Hmmmm ariblaze:but it's evident you're living na |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 3:26pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
Hey! This is a rant page,not a lover's forum. Get a room both of you. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by iice(f): 4:06pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
I'm sloshed anyway. Blaze. . .you know where to find me before your feminoids start having seizures |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:50am On Nov 28, 2011 |
get a room i do it on the road now adays lol @ iice i will |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 3:22pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
I'm annoyed, really annoyed. What rubbish! What nanzenze! How can generations come and go and still the same problem persists? One sentence sums up my current rage: DEATH TO PHCN!!! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by netotse(m): 2:28pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
Ejadamen:hahahahahha mine is something similar but instead of PHCN try putting all mechanical engineers. . .lol |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by firestar(f): 5:55pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
[size=16pt]Woah[/size]. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 7:25pm On Nov 30, 2011 |
err netose . . . .i am one, but then again why not death to me death to us all for cowards we are laziness is the frame work of our bones the fiber of our being is interwoven by self serving attitude PHCN is bad, yet we rant,rave go and buy generators , then clam up fuel price is on the rise, we play lip service to demonstrating but alas we sit hospitals are not functioning , standards are bad, doctors are quakes, equipments are obsolete but it is our way for we are used to it, pray fervently and you will avoid the hsp rather than challenge the status quo, demand our taxes should work we sit and pray to go for intervention,faith without actions just like the ghost bride waits for her groom we go wait die. so yes my good friend you are correct, by extension death to us all for we are too lazy a people to fight for life. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by firestar(f): 8:40pm On Nov 30, 2011 |
(Twitches) |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 2:06pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
firestar, you got flu? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by firestar(f): 1:11pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
Uh-huh. Sneezing up a storm too. . . . Hope you're in better health, yes? . . . |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 8:18pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
i believe i am pele ooo you should come and write about you sneezing, may make for an interesting read |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 12:36am On Dec 03, 2011 |
Seizing the moment The fleeting moment Lest my anger fades And my wrath, you evade Netotse wants to electrocute us Firestar is quenched with a cold Ariblaze, still high on cannabis All of you bore me in many fold I will now go and die alone without pain The last warrior of a lost way I will not be ranting ever again If this is the kinda bullshit y'all have to say |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nebulae: 2:19pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
Wha shoulda rant 'bout? Natin sp3'shal. Iz da h33t getin tu ya? Swi'ch plac3s n' f33l lik3 Frank yu-kno-hu on da h3t s333t. Sayva it yll yu can. Yua Iq d3y outsyd3 yua h3ad. . . D3y orb33t. Yu no grab w3tin ma ind3ks as ihn d3y rotat3 n3ah ma 33ar m3an?? Na blu3print. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by firestar(f): 6:49pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
[size=14pt] BlehI feel awful. Clogged and dripping sinuses. . . Short attention spans and an even shorter temper. . . Ori mi wu ooooooooooooooooooo. . . Here it c-co-comes Erh- - errr - - errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - - Ehrtshuuuuuuuuuuu! Arrghhhhhhhh! [/size] |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 10:19am On Dec 08, 2011 |
lol i like hope you feel better now sha?> |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 12:29pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
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Re: My Book Of Rants! by firestar(f): 4:13pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Savant of nazal zpeech and mini-ztormwindz is wha' ah' am: Zouble Honourz. . . Zem no born you well make you chaze hurricane: Perfumez are zefinately out of zeazon fer me. Trying my zamnzest not to znort like a zwine. . . . . . Ariblaze 'm guzzlin' flu remediez an' i'z noht pwerri. Bezides al' tha m' gettin' there! How'z yourz? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 7:46pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
The influence of influenza makes you not very fluent. They say the flu is not the same with the cold. Yeah, well, whatever. |
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