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Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 8:51pm On Oct 14, 2010
Vesc,yes,let's and while you're high I'll take you to the zenith by chucking you under a moving train.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 9:02pm On Oct 14, 2010
ejadamen. . . . . . .u seem to feel you have words

no you dont, the venom you think you have are naught but flying debris to me

i vacuum em


if you feel you are grained enough to stand toe to toe with me in a battle

step forth and be lost forever

if as i rightly suspect you realize the err of your ways, i may yet forgive you

and let you stand amongst the puny llil humans on the corner



just so you understand , i dont joke

i eat the wounded and take no prisoners





ps: it is always a bad time with me tongue
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 9:05pm On Oct 14, 2010
vesc: you are still trying hard to be a hardened guy


news flash: you can never be one, its an eco system, guys have to see peeps like you at the bottom of the 'hardened' table to bully and spit on

you are the kinda guy that we stick it to in the playground. . . .quit trying to act otherwise

wont work

weed ko, grass ni
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 9:24pm On Oct 14, 2010
ariblaze:

vesc:  you are still trying hard to be a hardened guy


news flash: you can never be one, its an eco system, guys have to see peeps like you at the bottom of the 'hardened' table to bully and spit on

you are the kinda guy that we stick it to in the playground. . . .quit trying to act otherwise

wont work

weed ko, grass ni
Ouch! Vesc,get off the weed and reply this sucker cheesy


Blaze admit it,my flying debris that you so conveniently vacuumed gave you the high you needed to step back into the ranting game. Beg for forgiveness! Wake up man you're in la la land. Ok vampire Blaze rev up and spew your bile. Bring it on and if I find you amusing enough to engage I will.

Just in case your sight's impaired those puny lil humans in the corner look lil cos you're running away fast so they don't trash your rat-tail a$$. Run Blaze and save your sanity while you still can.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 11:37pm On Oct 14, 2010
Everytime I wanna retire, another eager Don Quixote comes at me with manning up rites on his mind. You?! You that still have your testicles undescended in your abdomen wanna come test me? Are you getting high on gutter sludge? Maybe it's the viagra. It's for old men dude. undecided Can't be steroids though, or can it? It makes a normal man's balls shrink but we know you're deficient in that department.

What do you know of the Eco-system. You pilot fish of yesterday who won't remember that you can never outgrow your natural adult size? Just swim behind me or I'll make a snack of you. You're only alive this long cuz you're not even good enough to eat.

Hardened? My goons are hardened. Maybe you should go get a form. I offer pension and injury benefits.

As for you Eja, go to my room. You turn me on. Anything else you say will only make you more desirable, mi corazon du Amazon kiss
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 12:46pm On Oct 15, 2010
Vesc, not interested. Unless you've got more ranting up your sleeve that will actually turn me on. cool
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 3:43pm On Oct 15, 2010
Where did the Infinitesimal Hulk go? And I thought I was gonna work up a good sweat.

Eja, if you were interested, I'd have lost interest. I don't rant by the way. I'm cold blooded.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by oyinda3(f): 2:13am On Oct 16, 2010
hmmmmmmm
Re: My Book Of Rants! by netotse(m): 3:59am On Oct 16, 2010
@oyinda
is this your first post on this thread?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Joecoollorenzo(m): 12:50pm On Oct 16, 2010
I have been studyin alla dis rant sh*ts, i feel like partakin in ur madnes and then knock some sense into ur bumskul with my already angered sledge hammer or better come crushin on u with my kungfu gangbanger arsenalitic missiles destroyin al the man in u, choppin al ur liver, havin a taste of ur blood pool and make sure i burst ur oesophagus while u drinkin ur chelsea gin. Or nope shud i play the nice guy 4rm canada dat never wana hurt any chicken. The fluid to cause havoc and drink ur blood z runin in my spinal. I need the hearts of idiots to munch, if u have guts to say crap to me or dare ignore dis my post, u my next idiot victim. And as far as rantin is concerned. I wil make u miserabl here or more mildly make u destroy anyfin that wud bring on the internet. U can hate me now, i care less, ur sister stil remains my xexmate.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by oyinda3(f): 4:02am On Oct 17, 2010
netotse:

@oyinda
is this your first post on this thread?

yea.
what exactly is this thread about?
can you just rant w/o being creative or artistic about it?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 4:07am On Oct 17, 2010
oyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiinnndddaaaa
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 9:48am On Oct 17, 2010
Too bad you came quite late. The other psychopaths have gone AWOL. If you can't be creative say little cuz you'll be sauteed in your own fat.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 12:44pm On Oct 17, 2010
vescucci:

Where did the Infinitesimal Hulk go? And I thought I was gonna work up a good sweat.

Eja, if you were interested, I'd have lost interest. I don't rant by the way. I'm cold blooded.
That implies that at cold temps you would become inactive Good info to have.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 10:52pm On Oct 17, 2010
Will be nice to see how active you are in sub zero temperatures.

How coal city? Do they still mine coal there sef? Or those coal mines don become museums?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 3:21pm On Oct 18, 2010
No idea if coal is still mined

Where's ariblaze angry Is he all talk and no rant?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by oyinda3(f): 10:05am On Oct 21, 2010
ibkaye:

oyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiinnndddaaaa

wowwww. u disappeared for a while ibkaye!!! I'm guessing school?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 1:33pm On Oct 24, 2010
so you my dear inconsequential ' vanilla alter ego'

finally develops a dark side cheesy . . . . .

you dont get vesc ,at your darkest you will still illuminate my surroundings

beat it boy. . .you just ain't cold/hot enuff. . . . .your style of pain/grieve wont frighten anyone beyond primary school


btw did you say you were cold like that? sub zero degree temp.


i always suspected ,you are o the wrong thread try ' my book of quotes'

or the wanna be rant threads we have festering in this section. . . they may just find you chill enuff for them

this is the RANT thread. . .where even the innocently uttered 'good morning' comes laced in a molt of fiery magma

aint no place for cold. . . .reason why you have turned to vapor . . . .POW





@joecoollorenzo

bros who you be?

you miss road?

what kinda gay name is joecool

so joe is cooling lorenzo right now. . . . . . . . .gay room is next door grin




@oyinda.

who you?


@Ejadamen

still not impressed , you and your acting boyfriend need to work more on your lines
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 11:52pm On Oct 24, 2010
just to register my presence and if anyone thinks they're justified to come at me, by the molten lava of the world i will destroy you, i don't make threats i simply state categorically what will infact happen to simpletons.

That said, ejadamen glad to see you've been holding the fort well, pay vescucci no attention, he's like a recently weaned beetch, once he get's his fix he's as calm as a phukcing cold mayo-jacket potato (yes shots were fired, sat your funky arse down i own you!)
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 12:03pm On Oct 25, 2010
bluespice:

just to register my presence and if anyone thinks they're justified to come at me, by the molten lava of the world i will destroy you, i don't make threats i simply state categorically what will infact happen to simpletons.

That said, ejadamen glad to see you've been holding the fort well, pay vescucci no attention, he's like a recently weaned beetch, once he get's his fix he's as calm as a phukcing cold mayo-jacket potato (yes shots were fired, sat your funky arse down i own you!)

grin grin grin grin Good to see you blue wink

@ Blaze, pity there's no yawning emoticon,your epistle bored me. You call that a rant? angry
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 2:23pm On Oct 25, 2010
@Ejadamen

nope that wasnt a rant


that was me taking you lil wannbe humans to school
Re: My Book Of Rants! by netotse(m): 10:11am On Oct 26, 2010
shut up! shut up! shut up!

na only you wan marry? arrrrgggghhhhhhh,

if i hear sugar love or honey berry or sweet love one more time i will take that phone and smash it into your skull.

WTF is wrong with these girls of nowadays?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Idowuogbo(f): 10:23am On Oct 26, 2010
^na love man , dey love u papoose
hehehe y get angry

@post
bluey who dat fuckkk do u tink u are ,i had him
i left him , so eat my trashh biaaaatch
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 6:26pm On Oct 26, 2010
wey everyone!!!!!!!
Re: My Book Of Rants! by sino(m): 3:56pm On Oct 27, 2010
some dude just don't know when to quite, you should have left when the ovation was loudest now your name is being dragged in the mud! i feel nothing for you, you were my her until you tried to fool around with zeros. hand in the towel now before you get kicked in the ass.

now v smokes some weed, then he gets high till his nose bleeds. i pity ari who calls himself mean and ugly green, he is so lonely, he talks to his bike in dreams.

still looking for venom, and will spit on any who dare look my bottom lol

where in God's name is kay9?

hi blue, its been long i thought about you, maybe I'm scared to catch cold cos your thoughts comes to me like the morning dew.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by SisiKill1: 9:19pm On Oct 27, 2010
@ Ejadamen
Bite your tongue missy. . . There's an emoticon for everything!



Use it well and often.

@ Blue
Hey Twinie. . . Seems you've got a stalker on your backside! How do you wanna play this? Fast and furious or slow and steady torture. Lemme know aight!


@ Blaze
Dude! Just give up already. They've you beat!


@ Vesc
Hehehehehehehehe @ undropped balls.

That made me so warm and fuzzy inside. . . I'm tempted to go hug a child.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by SisiKill1: 9:32pm On Oct 27, 2010
Is that thing yawning? I can't tell. . . . Stupid phone can't handle animation. Hisss

Ok can someone please tell me if that bleeping thing is yawning?!!!
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 10:04pm On Oct 27, 2010
@ Sisi_kill,yeah it's yawning. I know that emoticon,I just don't know how to insert it here on NL embarassed

Blaze, school is for schmucks,school teachers are much despised. Anyway that's your funeral.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ravenzord(m): 5:22pm On Oct 28, 2010
I've missed U guys. . .ok, point of correction, I've missed the girls, all the guys can fit use acid to tamba 4 all I care. How's everyone been? Ejad gets my vote for Ranter Of The Year, Bluespice comes 2nd, Oyinda comes 3rd *even though she hasn't actually ranted*, because I like her. I'd bless U guys with a rant, but I'm too busy being angry with the clueless dickbrain who decided to locate UNTH on the outskirts of Enugu, does he know how much money I spend on transport everyday? Anuofia!
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 6:34pm On Oct 28, 2010
Hi Sisi. Rave, die slow.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 6:36pm On Oct 28, 2010
Tut tut tut. Blaze. Took you long enough, old boy. If you persist to smoke near an oil spill, I'll make you look like you got violated by the New Zealand rugby team. Twice. Quit acting like I need you or anyone here to validate me. Dirt of my shoulder will bloody and mangle you, you piss in a thunderstorm. You've had enough of my priceless attention. Now, excuse me as I go enslave a new galaxy.

You, Blue. I don't hit girls. Even when they have fangs, claws, horns, a tail with a spearhead and are bloodthirsty like you. Join my harem. Maybe Sisi will become your leader, once I finalize my plans of breaking her out of the evil convent she's being held captive in.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by tubabie(f): 8:06pm On Oct 28, 2010
@Ravenzord
I am trying to hold myself from hollering at you. . . . . why am I not getting a prime vote? undecided
And where av you been all these ages?

@Everyone
Hey y'all I am back. . . . will advice some of you with idotic tendencies to back u off!

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