hi blaze, blue, V, EjaD, sino, and (if my orbs ain't deceiving me) CEO Sisi_Kill. . . . hi old friend

can see we have a coupla newbies, too; hi to y'all.

tubabie, u posted a split sec before i did, so i'm modifying this for u.






Just the same old me, signing in.

Now, will somebody please roll out the Ranting War machine??

@Kay9
Whatever! *rolls eyes*

Anyway why don't you try rolling out the Ranting Machine your timid self and be put in your place!

Guess i've been away too long; i've forgotten how we show affection around here.

tubabie, put the shut to the up, and keep it canned. Step on my toe again, and i'll eat u for dinner. I WILL EAT U.

Razenvord,me thinks we live in the same city. When you find the nitwit who decided to make such a location blunder lemme know. I have special evil plans for such nitwits.

@kay9,either rant or spill the hawaii goodies.

^^my biatttttch sey sumtin , yes am stalkin uu
liv him alone
now i wud kip u dem wondering

It's now all crashing down like a mixture of heavy rainfalls and hail. Why did i choose to do this? why did i start something i'm now have a terrible time finishing. It's not that it can't be done. it can. just that everything is out of her control. like the rainfall two days ago that prevented the trip from happening. And the lady from four days ago with her silly mistake. She says she's sorry it was a mistake. Yea apology accepted. but it ruined my plans. How will i get these all done? when will the sun come out? When will i stop depending on the grey honda accord and the weather and the silly lady and my cell phone and their emails. Why can't it be just myself. She hates the unpredictable nature of this task. I'm waiting for this thunderstorm to cease and hoping for a peaceful sunshine to appear and rest over my soul. too soothe and calm her. she's still confident that it will all fall into place. eventually.

@blue, pathetic! haa but it did get your attention lol thinking i was fit to compete with shakespare (sighs). Anywayz i salute her royal spicyness.
@kay9 you traveled to hawaii? Hmmm u better start ranting before i change my mind about you(don't want you to be like you know who: big,ugly&mean blaze)
@raven long time dude, would have given u a warm welcome but hey! You've been infected with the dreaded female virus
hi v even if you don't reciprocate the kind gesture i'm not vexed i see your hands are full.
hello tubabie, ejadamen, sisi,oyinda,blaze how are you girls doing?
yeah i've got a rant, almost forgot.
why can't i be weird for just a day? Get a tattoo on my shoulder,a scorpion or cobra. Get a weird looking chain around my neck, eye shadows, pierce my eye lids,nose,tongue,lips,paint my nails black! Make people scared of me yeah feel no emotion,no sense of good judgement,no fear of consequence so i can shout at my nosy neighbour to go hug a transformer for i give no f abt what she thinks,kill the bastards that think they can make my life miserable cos they've got money. Just wana be alone, let me be alone!

Now look what you made me do! I thought we had an agreement,then you bring temptation my way. Only a fool would attempt to chase a rat away with cheese. Now you're giving me sly looks like I did something wrong? Think again. I definitely do not need the guilt. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why would you that? Now I'm mad at you. I'm so pissed that I woke up with a bleeping headache that won't go away! I would like to smack you till you're on your knees begging for my forgiveness. I deserve more than that self-righteous attitude you put up and I will show you.
I'm also mad at time,you move to slow. I've got smirks to slap off people's faces,people to shock,my agenda to complete and you're dragging your feet? Move along time,I'm tired of waiting for you.
Stupid headache!

I thought I had heard it all but nah you actually managed to surprise me. Let me put it real simple to you: you are a fool, an eediot, a bleeping addict who just won't quit. What are you a slowpoke? Have you forgotten you're not a kid? How can you let yourself be used and abused,repeatedly! Then you come to me and whine. If I didn't love you like a sister and you didn't live so far I would have whooped your behind so bad no man will ever pay your bride price and you would deserve it too. I'm not even mad at the sadist,I'm mad at you who decided to be a masochist. Ay ay ay! You better not come near me right now or I'll have you committed and recommended for brain transfer and this time I'll ensure you gt the brain of an adult. You buggering fool.

One good did come out of this rant,the headache is gone

Sino, my dawg. My bad. Oke yi ko je ka ri oke ohun, ya dig? Blue, they say once you treat people like equals, they go on and start to believe it. You're denoted to last chic in my harem. Even late entries Tubabie and Oyinda have overtaken you. If I hear another word from you, I'll let that perv ID ravish you. Eja, let Gay9 fix you up with a mean desert eagle. You'll never have headaches again.

vescucci:

Sino, my dawg. My bad. Oke yi ko je ka ri oke ohun, ya dig? Blue, they say once you treat people like equals, they go on and start to believe it. You're denoted to last chic in my harem. Even late entries Tubabie and Oyinda have overtaken you. If I hear another word from you, I'll let that perv ID ravish you. Eja, let Gay9 fix you up with a mean desert eagle. You'll never have headaches again.

heyyy mister wot your tongue , did u loose your virginity to me @ 40
or was your bum--hole finggggered at a tender age by sum1 wiv similar names to me
plss liv me o , i wud strongly advice u to di lane eeh mu oo

@blueey
biaatch look wot u caused having some schizophrenia patient chasing me all around , not noin is  brain had miscalculated identities
btwn wetin u stil dey find here , i no who it is now , damn good wiv scrabble , i decode 

Get a bandage and stop bleeding all over the darn thread. And with the way you write, I think your oblongata has been infected with a tissue eating virus. Not that there's much for the virus to begin with anyway. Blue, which part of town have you been visiting? How manage this eww chingum take stick to your shoe?

hmm u shud i comment
oops i tink i shud .

vescucci:

Get a bandage and stop bleeding all over the darn thread. And with the way you write, I think your oblongata has been infected with a tissue eating virus. Not that there's much for the virus to begin with anyway. Blue, which part of town have you been visiting? How manage this eww chingum take stick to your shoe?

wow damn a gud  creative writer , i wonder y your assss still recycles sanitary towels as an occupation
Bleeding!! u mentioned ,oh i see u keep seeing and dreaming  blood cus u can seem 2 get over wot u encounter daily .listen i dont no u , dont care to no u . so boog off your hoozing in my hears


@blueeey
tel him wot town u visited dat got u hunting around for my memorabilia 

Lol. I won't hooze in your hears anymore.

hi blu, V, sino, EjaD, Sisi, Id

hi everybody else.


blaze has been de-throned; i'll drink to his grave later.

blu, i luv u too. boys' scout's honor. My arse was just too thick to notice all the wet kisses u were slapping on 'em.

Ejad, if i had a Badge of Fury to award, i'd give it to u. U represent. Please buy a matchete and behead the slow-poke already. Slowly.

sino, whadup dawg? u almost the regular Grinch now, congrats!

Id, can see u've already made urself at home; i likey. Keep at it long enough and u might just get a permanent seat on the Ranters Council. But in the mean time i think u should shove yo head up that part of the human anatomy where the sun dont shine. Just saying.

V . . . . i dunno, man, seems them ladies have gotten to u finally. And before u blow yo fragile top and go all "gay9" on me, take a bros' advice and chill already. i ain't patronizing u dude, i just like the old, cucumber-cool V better.


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I'm not angry. i'm not even slightly annoyed. i'm happy; very, very happy.

The reason: very soon, i'm gonna finally have the chance to bust a cap in my boss' arse. Literally.

Oh yes, my boss.

My hectoring, domineering, Shylock-cloned, pot-bellied (like a drum, no less!), bully of a boss. Got a name for him too; Godzilla.

For months now have i been praying and fasting for a chance to get my lick in at Godzilla;

For many many days and nights have my cries been going up to the Lord of Hosts for just one chance - ONE CHANCE ONLY! - to take a grenade-launcher to Godzilla's family jewels. And what a delightful spectacle that will be - i get an erection just thinking about it!

Godzilla has made my life bitter;

Godzilla has made my office life bitter;

Godzilla has made my out-of-office life bitter;

i wake up in the morning and i have an ugly taste in my mouth because of Godzilla

9:45am saturday morning and i'm happy humping my area-code, and my fone rings - Godzilla!

Godzilla calls me over to his office, yells @me for the better part of 20mins n asks me to get the hell out again . . . .

admitedly i'm somthing of a hothead myself, but i'm not mean about it! Godzilla's mean, wicked and terribly sanctimonious - in that order!

And to top it off, every monday morn, he comes in and goes: Please lets pray for the week.

Fcck that i say!! Pray, and then come around and lord it over me later, abi? Ama-ala parakwa igwe gi dia!

Its our assistant manager that i pity most. Pity, see, cos i'm tired of sympathizing with the fella; he's such a wuss!

I mean, i've seen lots of wusses in my time, but this codger actually made a career out of it.

godzilla: mr x where are u coming from?

mr x: sir, i'm sorry sir, i went to have lunch. its 12:45pm sir, its lunch time. . .

godzilla: mr x, why didnt u take permission before going out? even if its lunch time, what if i want u to do something else?

mr x: i'm sorry sir, very sorry sir, i apologize sir, please sir. . . .

I mean, what da fxxk??!!

not to boast but i've gottn 3 queries in the last 4 months; each as ridiculous as the one before and after it. the simple truth is that i just won't be bullied.

i've prayed and prayed for godzilla to make the crazy mistake of hitting me - of his any one of his extremities actually making physical contact with any part of my skin

mehn, that day even vultures will stay clear of his remains,

i'll whip his arse so bad, sooooooo bad the arse-whooping will affect his wife and kids at home.

i'll put a HURTIN' on him, a HURTIN' so weekid he's gonna be hearing his soul screaming for release. . . .


but, anyways, like i said, i'm not angry

i'm not even ranting anymore

afterall, my prayer request is about to be answered

and when that glorious day comes - when that hallelujah glorious day comes -

i'm gonna slice and dice Godzilla's remains with a rusty razor blade and pack it all up in a card-board paper box.

and then i'm gonna hand in my resignation and proceed to church for thanksgiving.

bluespice:



kay, like i said, die painfully and slowly

blu, will u marry me?

bluespice:

*chuckle*

quarrel's over!!!! teeheheee!!

kay9:


quarrel's over!!!! teeheheee!!

bluespice:

ohhh marrr garrssssh, say it isn't so

ok i can see the loony babies have finally grown up

like owls who dominate a small part of the forest ,thus start to think they rule the skies above the jungle

i am a freaking god . . . .eti po to

i would eat you all up in one swoop, funny thing. . .would still be hungry for more

because i drink zobo now doesn't mean i still don't have a thirst for blood(your blood, if need be)

i gave you guys room , because like chicks there is noting to be gained from trying to make a meal out of you

waste of my bloody time. . . . .due to my marrying the cloak of harmlessness ,you cockroaches really think you can play catch with god.


i dont even know where to start. . . . .its been a while, if any of you pawns feel lucky step to the plate. . . even my being rant rusty wont spare you the poo filled fate that awaits you




gay9- dethroned. . . . . .you confuse me for a puny little human like you. . . . . i own the throne ,the throne is an extension of me

btw: nice happy rant though


sisikill. . . . . . you madam will always be that clueless

vesc. . . . .you try too hard

blu. . . . . .need i say more


for the peeps i dint mention their names. . . . its on purpose(gimmie a good reason to recognize you in the house of rant)

ariblaze:


. . .its been a while, if any of you pawns feel lucky step to the plate. . . even my being rant rusty wont spare you the poo filled fate that awaits you

I'm on the plate.

Seeing as we've both been absent for a while, tis only fair we take the first round.

So, whatchu got?

hmmm, thanks for not mentioning my name blaze,we all know you scared of me lol but that wont make me not say my mind. I'm sick and fcking tired of trying to prove a fcking point, wether you like me or you fcking hate me i dont bloody care blaze! You can go drown yourself in a pool of your own sweat yeah it would do me a lot good.
kay9, godzilla, i like that lol. Erm if you go on with ya kamikaze stunt well i manage a fish farm, i can make you partner in 2yrs.
blue are you ignoring me?

Kay9,your rant was and made me

Sino you disappoint me,addressing Blaze would only serve to inflate his balloon head. Just ignore