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Re: The "F" WORD........... by Sisikill: 9:50pm On Jul 26, 2008
HCH3COO:

Shitting is not in my vocabulary sisi.  I'm a loyal Focker.


bring it. i'll crush it like a pingpong ball

You do know you have to ace your way in shittalking to become a loyal fucker, right?

Just Sayin'.



Crush it like a pingpong?
Ooooh, I'm so fucking scared.
Amatuer! Using shit talking 101 to fucking bring it?
Gah! Why the Bleep am I wasting my fucking time?
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:52pm On Jul 26, 2008
@Oyaletor
sigh tongue
Re: The "F" WORD........... by HCH3COO: 9:57pm On Jul 26, 2008
Sisikill:

You do know you have to ace your way through shittalking to become a loyal fucker, right?

Just Sayin'.
I opted to ace Fucking instead.  It commands more respect.



fucking negro please.
isn't that all you can do online.  
Bleep people up with insults.
grrh . . why do I even bother explaining this to
you this mini-focker.
Re: The "F" WORD........... by HCH3COO: 9:57pm On Jul 26, 2008
aww oyaletor you're in love.
Re: The "F" WORD........... by sistajay(f): 10:00pm On Jul 26, 2008
lipsrsealed
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Sisikill: 10:04pm On Jul 26, 2008
Oyaletor:

@ sisikill

come bros abeg make u take fcukin your time for this bleeping thread oh, u just wan come snatch my bleeping girl IBKAYE!!!

no just come dey toast my wife for my presence oh, hen - except say u want make i bleeping commit murder-------- take your time oh---------

@ HCH3COO

abeg helep me fcukin advice your bleeping brother-----wats that his name again sisikilldead , warn am oh make e leave my bleeping babe alone ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!


@NLDRS
bleeping BEG SISIKILL MAKE E NO TRASPASS FOR LANDED PROPERTY OHHHH!!!!

HEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEE grin grin grin

Rotflmao!!!!!   grin  grin

Jeebus fucking Christo!

Calm the Bleep down dude.

Bleep! I don't know which fucking offends me more,

You thinking I'm a fucking guy or that I'd fucking use Elizabeth fucking Browning to woo someone.

Are you fucking kidding me? Elizabeth Browning? Bleep! Her Poems are so fucking lame.

Talking about fucking heights and width and Morning fucking glory and Eternal fucking sunshine?

Egads! Shoot me the Bleep up first!

I was only trying to fucking help you get the girl and this is the thanks I fucking get? Nah! That's it, I'm getting the Bleep outta the helping business.

Did you notice how she laughed it up? She fucking loved it man! Sorry Ibkaye but this guy is a goner! I hope you took some fucking note coz like I said, I'm out.

By the way, Sisidead? Fucking High-la-rious! Nice play on words there.  grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by HCH3COO: 10:04pm On Jul 26, 2008
sista-jay:

lipsrsealed

What's wrong Fuckface?
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 10:07pm On Jul 26, 2008
what da Bleep is going on here?
Re: The "F" WORD........... by HCH3COO: 10:09pm On Jul 26, 2008
What the Bleep do you think?


Sisi is Fucking going nuts.
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Sisikill: 10:14pm On Jul 26, 2008
HCH3COO:

I opted to ace Fucking instead.  It commands more respect.



fucking negro please.
isn't that all you can do online.  
Bleep people up with insults.
grrh . . why do I even bother explaining this to
you this mini-focker.


Ah! Explains why you're fucking fumbling with the shittalking.

Can't even fucking scare my 90yrs old granma in the a fucking dark alley.


It's Negress, thank you very much!
And I do both online and offline insult fucking.
Maybe one day, if you are good I'll teach how the Bleep it's done.
Aah! What the Bleep am I doing? Putting ideas in ya head like that?
It's a bleeped up thing to do. You'll never be good. tongue


Go sharpen your claws, while I go take care of some fucking biiizness. grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Sisikill: 10:16pm On Jul 26, 2008
dreeldee:

what da mess is going on here?

I was about the ask the same fucking question!

Don't quote me on this but I think it's all HCH3COO's fault.
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 10:18pm On Jul 26, 2008
Bleep! i never bleeping said "mess" why da Bleep was that censored.
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jul 26, 2008
HCH3COO:

aww oyaletor you're in love.
love ko
Re: The "F" WORD........... by HCH3COO: 10:25pm On Jul 26, 2008
Sisikill:

I was about the ask the same fucking question!

Don't quote me on this but I think it's all HCH3COO's fault.
Don't be too Fucking quick to blame CH3COOH for your Fucking wrongdoings, Fuckhead.  You brought your shitting and farting to the Fucking thread you Fucking Dick.
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 10:28pm On Jul 26, 2008
fucking funny cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The "F" WORD........... by HCH3COO: 10:31pm On Jul 26, 2008
Sisikill:

Ah! Explains why you're fucking fumbling with the shittalking.

Can't even fucking scare my 90yrs old granma in the a fucking dark alley.
Explains why I would much rather Fucking enjoy feeling Fucking good cuhmming than wasting my Fucking time messing with shit.
Grandma would commit the Fucking suicide herself after reading half a line of curse words.  I respect grannies though, even old Fuckers need love too.  kiss




negro worked just fine too, thank you very much.
but why would i even Fucking call you negress you Fucking d-u-d-e?
Even after teaching me i'll never be a good Bleep? Bleep you.
It says a lot about your Fuckery skills



shitting bizzness? please resign from the fockers association. we don't welcome stinkers
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Sisikill: 1:42am On Jul 27, 2008
HCH3COO:

Explains why I would much rather Fucking enjoy feeling Fucking good cuhmming than wasting my Fucking time messing with shit.
Grandma would commit the Fucking suicide herself after reading half a line of curse words.  I respect grannies though, even old Fuckers need love too.  :-

Ha! You think you can fucking take mah grandma? Now I know you got shit for brains.

The old bat wields her fucking purse like a fucking weapon. She'll take you the Bleep out before you pucker you lips for a fucking kiss.


I talk about teaching you how to do some online and offline insult fucking
And suddenly I'm a fucking dude? Well color me fucking surprised man! NOT
Bleep! I sorta knew you rolled that way but I didn't wanna say nothing.
You know, coz I thot it wasn't none of mah fucking business.
Well la di fucking dah, we gots us a fucking fairy on here.


Say when  kiss

Disclaimer: Sisikill has nothing against fairies or errr. . . you know. People's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own!
Re: The "F" WORD........... by HCH3COO: 1:55am On Jul 27, 2008
Sisikill:

Ha! You think you can fucking take mah grandma? Now I know you got shit for brains.

The old bat wields her fucking purse like a fucking weapon. She'll take you the Bleep out before you pucker you lips for a fucking kiss.
Lol. Shit 4 brains won't Fucking keep me from getting some Fucking pussy from them hos. If retarded fucking niggas can get pussy, so can I motherfucker. You know this.

Why would I want to Fucking pick on a old ass motherfucking bat like her? I will stomp on her like I stomp on Fucking midgets, then roast her sagging boobs and feed it to my Fucking dog chucky.


you can't teach me grandma. your Fucking old ass insults haven't been updated for 70 long years[/sub]
they will fail to make even a Fucking 5-year-old chuckle.
Hey, it's okay to be a fucking dude. I ain't got nothing against y'all Fucking shemales
just don't swing my Fucking way with that bull-motherfucking-shit.
I don't swing that way Fucko. Just ask grandma what I did to her fucking daughter.
She had to walk on crutches for a whole fucking week after I was thru fucking her.


whenever is fine with me just let me know what medium is convenient for you
fb, ym, tel, . . . you name it
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Sisikill: 2:52am On Jul 27, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Lawd-a-fucking-mercy!!!

Uncle!! Uncle! I'm fucking crying uncle on the top of my fucking lungs!

I abso-fucking-lutely concede!!

I'll have to dig into the deep fucking recesses of my fucking mind to find anything fucking close to a response that!

So this is me saying you win! You are the master of your fucking domain! The Captiain of Your Fucking Ship!

All hail the King of Fuckery Kingdom!!!

Re: The "F" WORD........... by Sisikill: 3:04am On Jul 27, 2008
Psst, come closer, oh come closer I'm not gonna bite! Jeez, I wanna tell. . . whoa, whoa, I ain't kissing you either, pucker down those lips and listen. So I was on the dinner thread, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I was snooping, sue me. Anyhoo, I think you might have yourself a new admirer. Yep, she sure seemed interested in you. Go see for yourself and you know the drill, don't start anything unless I'm there to watch. Now go out there slugger and make me proud.

Sniffs and wipes tears with sleeve of blouse

Awww, look at 'im go. They grow up so fast.
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 3:06am On Jul 27, 2008
lool you are very funny cheesy
Re: The "F" WORD........... by HCH3COO: 3:21am On Jul 27, 2008
Ugh! This sucks.
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Sisikill: 3:34am On Jul 27, 2008
ibkaye:

lool you are very funny cheesy

grin


HCH3COO:

Ugh! This sucks.

What sucks? You won the game, you got a new girl.
What more do you want dude?
What? What for the love all the fcuks in the world, what?
I'm tearing my hair out trying figure it out cry  cry  cry
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 3:41am On Jul 27, 2008
Don't mind him
He gets a new bleeping girl everyday
the dude is bleeped UP, you better trend wisely.
Good thing am not one of his bleeping girls or else I would have bleeping cut off his shitty@$$ cock!
And am not bleeping playing.
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 3:42am On Jul 27, 2008
So many bleeped up words
Re: The "F" WORD........... by HCH3COO: 4:05am On Jul 27, 2008
you two have no clue. none whatsoever. strong emphasis on you two, sk and rp.
you wouldn't know something good if it smacked you on the head. angry
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 4:14am On Jul 27, 2008
So you dare to smack me? shocked
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 4:42am On Jul 27, 2008
what da Bleep are u gon do if he does that undecided
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 5:53am On Jul 27, 2008
Mind your own bleeping business boy, before I smake the sh*t outta your face.
Disrespectful bleeper.




*sorry o, but am trying to stay ontopic* grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 8:49am On Jul 27, 2008
like i fucking care Bleep face grin grin grin grin grin




**abeg o i'm also staying on topic grin grin grin grin grin**
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nella(f): 11:24am On Jul 27, 2008
* free use of the word f.uck* and see as all of una jump in! -- There's no post here without d F word. undecided
I dey go call Seun 4 all of una!
Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 12:53pm On Jul 27, 2008
fucking amebo! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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