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Re: The "F" WORD........... by dreeldee: 10:27pm On Jul 25, 2008
Oyaletor:

post by ibkaye
i don't have hubbies, i have a hubby

reply by oyaletor

YEAH THATS MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BABE



Your love don plait my head dada



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin this luv dey shack u seriously
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jul 25, 2008
@Oyaletor
you are one true nutter tongue
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:36pm On Jul 25, 2008
@ ibkaye

YESS!!!! WHAT EVER U SAY!!!!!!! ITS ALL FOR OUR LOVE


u sound so sexy this evening, im falling in lov wit u all over again ----------ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - i'l cherish u forever -- hehehee

@ dreeldee

my brother, e be lik say u don dey feel me
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jul 25, 2008
@Oyanutter
deliverance is needed, agbalagba, 223 years old and looking for love, wonders shall never cease tongue
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 8:57am On Jul 26, 2008
@ ibkaye
wat av i bleeping don to deservr all this bleeped up complioments from u **starts sobbing**


@ alll NLD'RS
IS LOVING IBKAYE A CRIME?
Re: The "F" WORD........... by holythug(m): 9:20am On Jul 26, 2008
see tuface broda
Re: The "F" WORD........... by jaymobb(m): 9:28am On Jul 26, 2008
chai!! b like say ibk don catch anoda mugu grin grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by holythug(m): 9:34am On Jul 26, 2008
u no see
wetin d gal dey use sef?
Re: The "F" WORD........... by jaymobb(m): 9:37am On Jul 26, 2008
na touch and follow

and she sabi select her magas grin grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by MrInfo1(m): 9:43am On Jul 26, 2008
yawns
Re: The "F" WORD........... by jaymobb(m): 9:45am On Jul 26, 2008
bush boy

you no get respect 4 ur elders again abi angry angry
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:03am On Jul 26, 2008
@ holythug, jaymob, infobaba

NA ONLY GOD FOR HEAVEN GO FIT PUNISH UNA --------- instead of una to dey advice ur brother how e go take get the fckuing ibakaye girl una dey yab me **hisses**
Re: The "F" WORD........... by jaymobb(m): 10:15am On Jul 26, 2008
ok advice,

1.No let am knw say na okada u dey ride
Re: The "F" WORD........... by holythug(m): 10:23am On Jul 26, 2008
2. no let am know say u dey do 1 chance
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:25am On Jul 26, 2008
okada ke? yeee! olorun ma je, look oyanutter, agbalagba or warreva you call yourself, abeg free me jor, looney  embarassed lipsrsealed
Re: The "F" WORD........... by holythug(m): 10:27am On Jul 26, 2008
she nefa see am naa cool
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:37am On Jul 26, 2008
@ ibkaye

oh baby did u dream of me or what?
its impossible to let u go my angel, because i bleeping love u too bleeping much

@holythug & jaymobb

u na no just dey help matters self, Bleep y'aall
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:39am On Jul 26, 2008
@Oyanutter
*sigh* you just aren't getting it are you? and who is 'baby'? not me jare tongue
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:52am On Jul 26, 2008
@ ibkaye
awwwwwwwwwww - u just keep turning me on babey

na u give me nickname(oyaNUTTER) so i'l call u (babey) - - heheheheeee
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:56am On Jul 26, 2008
:d :-x :-x :-x
Re: The "F" WORD........... by tufe(m): 12:46pm On Jul 26, 2008
meaning
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 1:22pm On Jul 26, 2008
ionno
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jul 26, 2008
ibkaye:

:d :-x :-x :-x


tufe:

meaning


e mean say she dey reason wen we go finally marry and how many pickins we go born------dummy

@ ibkaye

i love u too jare!!!!!!!
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 7:03pm On Jul 26, 2008
hehehehe this guy is funny meehn cheesy
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Sisikill: 7:25pm On Jul 26, 2008
bleeping Bleep! Did y'all get any bleeping sleep last night?

Looks like you were bleeping partying all bleeping night.

What. . . my bleeping invite got lost in the bleeping mail?

Men That's bleeped up!

I'm not bleeping stupid, ya know so don't try to bleeping lie to me.

Aah Bleep that! I have nothing but love for the bleeping lot of you.

So we've got a couple of loved birds in the bleeping house!


*Sigh*

Love is so bleeping sweet, when it is bleeping done right.

A little bleeping advice to Romeo. . .

All these bleeped up local lines you are spouting isn't going to bleeping get you anywhere.

Bleep Dude, don't you get it! The girl is a bleeping class act not a bleeping local girl

You need to go bleeping Victorian on her like this. . .

*Clears Throat*

Oh Ibkaye, Ibkaye, Ibkaye my one true one
How do I bleeping love thee? Let me bleeping count the ways.
I bleeping love thee to the bleeping depth and breadth and height
Bleep! My soul can reach, when feeling out bleeping of sight
For the bleeping ends of Being and bleeping ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of every bleeping day's
Most quiet need, by sun and bleeping candlelight.
I bleeping love thee freely, as bleeped men strive for Right;
I bleeping love thee purely, as they bleeping turn from Praise.
I bleeping love thee with a bleeped passion put to use
In my bleeped old griefs, and with my bleeped childhood's faith.
I bleeping love thee with a love I seemed bleeped to lose
With my bleeped lost saints, --- I love thee with the bleeping breath,
bleeping Smiles, bleeping tears, of all my bleeping life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but bleeping love thee better after death. . .  wait death? Bleep that!
I ain't going to bleeping die for no bleeping person!
Re: The "F" WORD........... by HCH3COO: 7:27pm On Jul 26, 2008
I see the Bleep club has a new recruit. Shitting on yourself all day wasn't exactly glamorous grin .
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Sisikill: 7:43pm On Jul 26, 2008
Honestly, it wasn't.

Gah! That poo is bleeped up.

Leaves a bleeping bitter taste in your bleeping mouth.

I was just coming to ask you how you fuking do it?

Jeebus! I bleeping respect you. tongue


You wanna brung it on? grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 7:48pm On Jul 26, 2008
@Sisikill
Gawd You're Funny! cheesy

I Salute You! cheesy
Re: The "F" WORD........... by HCH3COO: 8:23pm On Jul 26, 2008
Sisikill:

Honestly, it wasn't.

Gah! That poo is bleeped up.

Leaves a bleeping bitter taste in your bleeping mouth.

I was just coming to ask you how you fuking do it?

Jeebus! I bleeping respect you. tongue


You want to brung it on? grin
Shitting is not in my vocabulary sisi.  I'm a loyal Focker.


bring it. i'll crush it like a pingpong ball
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:02pm On Jul 26, 2008
@ sisikill

come bros abeg make u take fcukin ur time for this bleeping thread oh, u just wan come snatch my bleeping girl IBKAYE!!!

no just come dey toast my wife for my presence oh, hen - except say u want make i bleeping commit murder-------- take ur time oh---------

@ HCH3COO

abeg helep me fcukin advice ur bleeping brother-----wats that his name again sisikilldead , warn am oh make e leave my bleeping babe alone ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@NLDRS
bleeping BEG SISIKILL MAKE E NO TRASPASS FOR LANDED PROPERTY OHHHH!!!!

HEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEE grin grin grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by HCH3COO: 9:04pm On Jul 26, 2008
lol. grin sisidead you have been bleeping warned bro. tongue Take your time, else I will send you back to your job as a shitter.
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jul 26, 2008
ibkaye:

hehehehe this guy is funny meehn cheesy

Thats my baby talking---------now thats wat u call puppy love

@ibkaye

U are so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!

hehehehehee

I LOVE U PASS MY MAMA!!

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