@ ALL NLDR'S

I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE RELATIONSHIP BTW OYALETOR AND IBKAYE HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY TERMINATED DUE TO LACK OF HUMAN RESOURCES.

TO THIS EFFECT WE ARE HERBY SIGNING A DIVORCE, WE SHALL NOW BE ADRESSED AS MR. AND MRS. OYALETOR IBKAYE

ALL THE CHILDREN ARE ALSO OPEN FOR ADOPTION BY ANY bleeped UP INDIVIDUAL


@ ikabey ibkaye

till suya and roasted corn do u part --- amen

abeg sharrap jor, when were we even married yeye

madness

@ IBKAYE

FUCKING yes, true word!!!!!! --  i even ask my self the same question every single bleeping day of my
bleeping life on this bleeping planet.

WE WERE NOT bleeping MARRIED BY IN ANY bleeping SOCIAL EVENT NOT EVEN a fucking COURT MARRIAGE

**scratches his head to think**   "ohhh yessssssss,    baba infobaba was the bleeping native doctor that joined us in this bleeping unholymatrimony"   NO WONDER!!!!!!!!! our first child looks like the native doctor and the second child looks like mykali


     

both of you

;d

what da Bleep is going on here?
where are the bleeped up moderators?
who is bleeping who?
I'm bleeping innocent o, so y'al shut the Bleep up

@ ibkaye

u talk say i dey mad, abi? no problem

calling u mad would be a insult to mad men

i admit it! yes am mad! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fJFHDHDHTDHTDTHDH

nklhlavhhaavavovy;aavvivitiva

@ ibkaye
must u show ur bleeping talent

@mykali
bros which fvuking drug we go give this fucker wey go cure her madness

**goes into the house and searches the drawer------------a mischievious smile shows on his face** "Yeah!!! " *throws the marijuaana to ibkaye* THIS WILL DO FOR NOW ---

lol no kill me wid laff abeg

@ IBKAYE

see ya teeth

see ya hat, cowboy

**looks at  hat**

hmmmmmmmmmmm u really need some bleeping  flogging, there anit no Bleep wrong wit my bleeping hat bleeper,m

go Bleep yourself!!!!!!!!

lol yeeehaaarrr, anything you say cowboy

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hahaha

ehen b4 i forget --------how is that ur pig farm wey u dey rear rabbit

what are u talking about

the marijuana don dey work sharp sharp

sharrap jor

oh please, tell that to di birds

;d

@ibkaye

yes - i went to the doctor he gave me his prescription, 5 RAPS OF THAT SHITT

u dey ask me which farm i dey fcking yan about abi, no be u tell me say u get BSc. B.Farming and M.A. M.Goat-herding,--------------or is there a mistake somewhere

SEE ME SEE WAHALA!
i neva go finish,person wan use veto power marry my woman
oyelato. . . . . . . . . u wan chop kolanut wey elders neva fit chop abi?u wan log out from earth database?
tell me now ooo b4 i dispatch u with intergrity


@ ibk
how r u doin hun?

@ saucekid


SAUCEKID

na wa o!!!! SO TALENTED PEOPLE FULL NLD LIKE THIS!!!!!

bros if the woman in question is ibkaye i have good new for u--- WE ARE OFFICIALLY DIVORCED AND SHALL FROM TODAY BE ADDRESSED AS MR. AND MRS. IBKAYE

Ibkaye regreted this because all our children are open to bleeped up individuals like u to come and CARry free of charge!!!!

i think the fourth child resembles u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hrheheehehehe

see ur rotten mouth

Divorce? Already? Man! That's bleeped up!

I remember like it was fucking yesterday you were all over the fucking land shouting your love her.

Bleep! You challenged both men and women to fucking duels over her!

I remember you in your fucking fade ankara on your wedding day.

And even though it had patch, patch by under petese tailor all over it, you fucking stood tall and proud.

When they said it was time to cut the fucking cake and wheeled out Tuwo instead because that's all you could fucking afford,

You dug into the fucking thing like it was cake from fucking Paris.

Remember the first dance? No music, no life band only two small kids you paid 2 bucks to come play with their fucking pangolos and stick.

You were on the fucking dance floor, kicking it the Bleep up like it was Ayefele and Sunny Ade playing.

You did this because you were just fucking happy to finally have her.

What the Bleep happened? I thought you two were fucking made for each other.

Now it's all fucking gone?? What hope do the rest of have, if you two couldn't make it past 2 fucking hours?

This depresses the Bleep out of me. I don't believe in love any fucking more. 

IBK , sOME PPL dey Sick walahii