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Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Sard(m): 10:11pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Obviously a joke! I don't know of any tecno phantom that costs 120k. It's funny,though. |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by omocalabar(m): 10:11pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
yettybaby112: Babe, its not much jare. Let the guys that value you come. We ladies worth more than all that. WE RUN THE WORLD!yes dear, U RUN THE WORLD, but wit ur smelly kitty-cat |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by kreamidiva(f): 10:13pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
ndi ara! |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by ejifranks(m): 10:14pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
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Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Gguy4real: 10:17pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
laughing things noni I no go blame you girls because you never have experience how hard its to work for 500 naira talk less of 1000 you always want free gift free ride that's why they use some of you to do ritual because you will never be satisfied with what you get |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Nobody: 10:21pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
end time request 2 timothy 3 vs 2 For men/women shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 2 Likes |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Tolustar(m): 10:27pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
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Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by 50calibre(m): 10:28pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Guys don't complain yet, till we hear what the girl has to offer in return. you never know, it may be worth it. For me, I can buy those things for her if she's willing to sacrifice her freedom, that is to say she seizes to be a free person but instead my slave, her father will have to sign a transfer of ownership to me, I will own her life & do with it as it pleases me. |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by kayboy4y(m): 10:29pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
See Gobe
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Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by elvisluke(m): 10:31pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Mek u an help me till dat ashawo girl say him body no reach 30k |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by okelarine: 10:34pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
yettybaby112: Babe, its not much jare. Let the guys that value you come. We ladies worth more than all that. WE RUN THE WORLD! I wonder wen sum gals l stat tinkin lyk humans. Gosh dis 1 just add fuel 2 fire. Ya papa don eva buy ya mama anytin worth 50k b4? Gals make una take am easy ooh. Just sayin!!! No offence intended. Peace |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Sapeleboy(m): 10:35pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Na jail fit Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊. 1 Like |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by engrj(m): 10:44pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
No ooo what u ask for is not much add to it but if am de guy I will not only do all dis u mention but I will also block any body close to u relocate from de same state wit u in fact I will format my head like computer just to 4get everything about u cus u worst pass 1chnace ........... Na joke oooo after all na joke section we dey. |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Joshthefirst(m): 10:45pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
List of things I want for Christmas -we'd go out and give to the needy, spreading the goodnews too. -we'd stop secularizing christmas itself, divorcing the principles of 'giving' and love from the author of giving and love and the reason for the season: Jesus Christ. |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by YoshiMaster: 10:51pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Santa I have been good, I have been nice Doing all the needful not once, not even twice, but so many times. Remember when I was younger, you gave me a pair of Nykes? Now I'm older, and still with no vice. So Santa I hope you reward me for my sacrifice, and this Christmas, get me something nice. |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by misteri: 10:56pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
yettybaby112: Babe, its not much jare. Let the guys that value you come. We ladies worth more than all that. WE RUN THE WORLD! YIMU! |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Nobody: 10:59pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
A lady wants a Tecno phone? I can't believe anything else on this thread |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Nobody: 11:02pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
See as guys dey attack me, na me say make u no come as female. #tongue out# |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Moxie4lyf(m): 11:04pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
yeeaaa...that's no big deal IF and ONLY IF THIS CONDITIONS ARE MET: 1. Her well of pleasure must contain A nicely fitted 2.5hp Air Condition for cooling reactions. 2. Her Milk factory must contain Vitamin filled Milk mixed with Honey.. 3.Her Body must be so Soft like fresh agege bread.. 4.For every sex act,i would receive a Contract or favour from people in proportion to the pleasure derived from the sex. 1 Like |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by misteri: 11:07pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Yoshi-Master: Nice Poetry! |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by tellwisdom: 11:10pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Nigerian gurls are just too cheap....Imaging that list without condom |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by benkings(m): 11:14pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
wonder why i will buy a qift for my qalfrend dis xmas .....for cryinq out loud its Jesus birthday not her birthday |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Nobody: 11:16pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Some well to do guys do that and more.Money is there for d spending,nobody dey carry money enter grave. |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Nobody: 11:59pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
God will judge dat gal oh... *preferably single, date no be by force..... |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Nobody: 12:06am On Dec 07, 2013 |
Etisalat bis on android now don't dull oh |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Nobody: 12:29am On Dec 07, 2013 |
benkings: wonder why i will buy a qift for my qalfrend dis xmas .....for cryinq out loud its Jesus birthday not her birthday thank u jahrey help me tell dem.... |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Rehn(m): 12:32am On Dec 07, 2013 |
Na that 350k bag they amaze me.. Which kin bag be that? Travelling bag or wetin? |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by chrislu(m): 12:49am On Dec 07, 2013 |
Oyinprince: wen d guy worse toastin ha,e toad ha e culd dye for ha?heat iz nt a add tin tu du na,wt she iz sayin iz bring ur lyf savin dis smass end dye for mi, if heat worse mi,eye wi gladli gave ha triples off wt she askd n go n dye,*in yuzedo's voice*,tenk.Hey please dude I'm a bit confused here, is this actually english or mayb dutch? Cus mehn ur vocab is so beyond tight. |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by lindaikeji12: 3:29am On Dec 07, 2013 |
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Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by igbo2011(m): 4:05am On Dec 07, 2013 |
amichaelz: See what a Girl Posted just now! Everything foreign... then e wonder why Africa is poor. Why can't we value what comes from Africa? |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Nobody: 4:57am On Dec 07, 2013 |
yettybaby112: Babe, its not much jare. Let the guys that value you come. We ladies worth more than all that. WE RUN THE WORLD! I dont know which 1 to call you, Ashawo or Runs girl |
Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Becketh(f): 5:28am On Dec 07, 2013 |
u guys r so humourless , dats a joke |
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