lovelyronke20:

lol you will be alright..

rioemmanuel:

What's dis one saying

phrenoz: Abeg just one question....HOW DAFUQ DID THIS MAKE FP?

5megabyte: Must men pls ladies? Why are all nigerian youths about pleasing ladies nowadays? Haven't u heard that in europe a lady does not expect the man to pick the bill if they go out to eat together or if they go watch cinema? Why can't u boys read books that will raise ur thinking above that of antelopes? So u tink ladies will survive if guys fashi their ways? Have u ever asked a truthful lady if she can stay without a guy forever? Answer; No lady can, I challenge any lady on this thread to say not true. Have u observed no lady will make a simple comment on this ur thread as typical on nija sites? You know why? Nija ladies have been brought up to the knowledge that the men shud do evtin for them and that the men no matter how they shakara initially will soon capitulate. So the ladies know how cheap u guys are. When u travel out of nigeria u will be ssurprised at how the ladies will appreciate u. I was in SA recently and I thought the ladies were pulling my legs due to the attention I was getting, the same thing when I go to east africa. Go read ur book and work hard. Don't ever run after any girl, give any girl that gives u a green light a chance, if she has a downside u can help her to overcome it or rise above it. That way u become a better and greater individual. Leave any girl that feels special alone, let her go and meet 'special' guys if at all there is anything like that. Am really sad at how cheap guys have become in nija

5megabyte: Must men pls ladies? Why are all nigerian youths about pleasing ladies nowadays? Haven't u heard that in europe a lady does not expect the man to pick the bill if they go out to eat together or if they go watch cinema?

So the ladies know how cheap u guys are. When u travel out of nigeria u will be ssurprised at how the ladies will appreciate u. I was in SA recently and I thought the ladies were pulling my legs due to the attention I was getting, the same thing when I go to east africa. Go read ur book and work hard. Don't ever run after any girl, give any girl that gives u a green light a chance, if she has a downside u can help her to overcome it or rise above it. That way u become a better and greater individual.

folly65: I follow u come dis world? I will die alone

imsu.boi:

a store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.


The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.


The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"


The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.


The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.


The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,989,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.


so the question is: Are women really "impossible" to please?

Alleinad:
why settle for good when you can get best? its natural human instinct.
And yes, women are easy to please. (ask playboys).

chris365: women. the only thing that can satisfy them is money. especially Naija babes.

you don't need to fvck them and.they'll start moaning if you flash the cash.

I introduced a gal to one wugly guy and the next thing she asked was "he get money". smh

caseless: women? *shrugs my shoulder(sms)!*

if u give them missionary style, they'll ask for 'wheel barrow variation', if u give them wheel barrow variation, they'll ask for 'one-side locomotion', if u give them one-side locomotion, they'll ask for do'ggy, if u give them do'ggy, they'll ask u to give them acrobatic display....so on and so forth....
even as they're the ones attaining o'rgasm at the expense of ur energy, they still look forward to the next perfect and complete guy.



women? sms!

Mondisweets: AFRICAN GUYS

1st floor- decent looking girls with jobs
" well she isn't dependent but she they are not the prettiest girls on earth, we need something to boost our ego with."

They go up to 2nd floor- they are pretty girls with jobs (from average families)
"well they are pretty and independent but they don't have don't have wealthy parents, I doubt we would want them to become our responsibliy when they retire

They go op to 3rd floor-pretty girls, with jobs (from wealthy families)
"well she might be independent but they will become a problem, they won't submit to us. You can't command the, to do whatever you want them to do.

They go up to the 4th floor- independent, pretty, very cultured girls
"well they sound much better but I also want big yansh and boooobs to cuddle at night. They go to the next floor

They go up to the 5th floor- independent, pretty, very cultured girls with booty
"this sounds much better but their tummies are not as flat as I would want my wife to have and besides they are not light skinned enough. We want a low budget version of Bella Gonzalez. They have to be versions too but they have to be really good in bed right from the start.

They go up to the 6th floor- 20,435,571 of them on that floor and they aren't any women there. This serves as proof that African guys (especially the NL ones) expect non-existent women to pop up from nowhere to fulfil their feeble fantasies

Mondisweets: AFRICAN GUYS

1st floor- decent looking girls with jobs
" well she isn't dependent but she they are not the prettiest girls on earth, we need something to boost our ego with."

They go up to 2nd floor- they are pretty girls with jobs (from average families)
"well they are pretty and independent but they don't have don't have wealthy parents, I doubt we would want them to become our responsibliy when they retire

They go op to 3rd floor-pretty girls, with jobs (from wealthy families)
"well she might be independent but they will become a problem, they won't submit to us. You can't command the, to do whatever you want them to do.

They go up to the 4th floor- independent, pretty, very cultured girls
"well they sound much better but I also want big yansh and boooobs to cuddle at night. They go to the next floor

They go up to the 5th floor- independent, pretty, very cultured girls with booty
"this sounds much better but their tummies are not as flat as I would want my wife to have and besides they are not light skinned enough. We want a low budget version of Bella Gonzalez. They have to be versions too but they have to be really good in bed right from the start.

They go up to the 6th floor- 20,435,571 of them on that floor and they aren't any women there. This serves as proof that African guys (especially the NL ones) expect non-existent women to pop up from nowhere to fulfil their feeble fantasies

Martini101: As dry as sahara desert

Mondisweets: AFRICAN GUYS

1st floor- decent looking girls with jobs
" well she isn't dependent but she they are not the prettiest girls on earth, we need something to boost our ego with."

They go up to 2nd floor- they are pretty girls with jobs (from average families)
"well they are pretty and independent but they don't have don't have wealthy parents, I doubt we would want them to become our responsibliy when they retire

They go op to 3rd floor-pretty girls, with jobs (from wealthy families)
"well she might be independent but they will become a problem, they won't submit to us. You can't command the, to do whatever you want them to do.

They go up to the 4th floor- independent, pretty, very cultured girls
"well they sound much better but I also want big yansh and boooobs to cuddle at night. They go to the next floor

They go up to the 5th floor- independent, pretty, very cultured girls with booty
"this sounds much better but their tummies are not as flat as I would want my wife to have and besides they are not light skinned enough. We want a low budget version of Bella Gonzalez. They have to be versions too but they have to be really good in bed right from the start.

They go up to the 6th floor- 20,435,571 of them on that floor and they aren't any women there. This serves as proof that African guys (especially the NL ones) expect non-existent women to pop up from nowhere to fulfil their feeble fantasies

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imsu.boi:


what has this your silly question got to do with the topic?

Don't let me "descend" on you this cold night o!

rioemmanuel:

What's dis one saying

Mondisweets: AFRICAN GUYS

1st floor- decent looking girls with jobs
" well she isn't dependent but she they are not the prettiest girls on earth, we need something to boost our ego with."

They go up to 2nd floor- they are pretty girls with jobs (from average families)
"well they are pretty and independent but they don't have don't have wealthy parents, I doubt we would want them to become our responsibliy when they retire

They go op to 3rd floor-pretty girls, with jobs (from wealthy families)
"well she might be independent but they will become a problem, they won't submit to us. You can't command the, to do whatever you want them to do.

They go up to the 4th floor- independent, pretty, very cultured girls
"well they sound much better but I also want big yansh and boooobs to cuddle at night. They go to the next floor

They go up to the 5th floor- independent, pretty, very cultured girls with booty
"this sounds much better but their tummies are not as flat as I would want my wife to have and besides they are not light skinned enough. We want a low budget version of Bella Gonzalez. They have to be versions too but they have to be really good in bed right from the start.

They go up to the 6th floor- 20,435,571 of them on that floor and they aren't any women there. This serves as proof that African guys (especially the NL ones) expect non-existent women to pop up from nowhere to fulfil their feeble fantasies