mgbeketoto: Please, when learning in "NURSERY", DON'T allow your children to say:

A is for AGOGO
B is for BLOWN-BLOW . . . . .

mgbeketoto: Don't allow your kids to chop GUGURU AND EPA without SPIT!

Dem face go strrrrrong gaaaaan!!!

mgbeketoto: If your child goes to school with 'red oil' stains on uniforms or has BITTER LEAF between the teeth from the previous day's/night's lunch or DINNER. . . .

NA KPAKORORO born am o!!!!

mgbeketoto: If your child has NEVER entered a plane before age 10 . . . . . Even to LAGOS OR OBUDU CATTLE RANCH. . . .

Efemena_xy: ^^ Callotti - what's your own sef with strong face??

*** Desperately trying not to laugh here! ***

mgbeketoto: If your child MAKES AN AZZZE of himself/herself TRYING TO GO UP A DOWNWARD ESCALATOR and pissing all over himself or herself in ANY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT WITH FRIGHT. . . . .

yellowpawpaw: Kanwulia no go kill person! Hard facts!

Who banned u again kanwulia.
I lv that handle.

Mods abeg stop banning kanwulia.

mgbeketoto: Please, DON'T allow your children sleep with WRAPPERS!

Isokan11: Its all in the head abeg. Take me for intance, I was raised I a wealthy home and I attended private schools till I went overseas for uni. I have lived outside naija now for almost 14 years but guess what? My yoruba still dey strong kakaraka - (in writing and verbally), I even speak two dialects - oyo and ilesha. I speak pidgin fluently and I speak nigerian accent english fluently too.. I also know how to switch it up when im with my oyinbo colleagues, in fact if u see me at work, you wont believe I be correct naija babe o... I eat my naija meals, I rarely eat burgers and co. my best meal is eba and okra with titus fish stew ( omg yesss).. I hate anything made with ororo (veg oil), I use palm oil for everything from moinmoin to frying plantains to making stew.. I mean I could go on and on. I have always been this way.. while in Naija my siblings liked to eat at chinese restaurants and oither expensive places but I enjoyed eating at 'Inasrate' in mokola ibadan....i also patronized 'Yakoyo' and 'Iya ope'. I was and is still the different one in my family. We all left naija at thesame time and if u hear my siblings' fancy ajebutter accent? Omo You wont believe we are siblings. You will think they were born here. My point is this: ajebutter ir not,as long as u teach your kids to know how to act and in the right setting, you teach them to speak with such intelligence, omo trust me, people willpraise you for raising them well... oh yea dont forget manners too.. teach them our ways.. Till todsy I kneel on both knees when I greet my parents or any adult. Its my culture and I love it.

mgbeketoto:

STROOOOONG facial 'musculature' is the MOST TELLING HALLMARK OF KPAKORORO-ISM!!!

Too much 'swallow-swallow' without saliva to wash 'tins' down!

mgbeketoto:

Don't mind that USEEEELESS OAMUMU4JONADUNCE in that BOKO-HARAM, JARUS-INFECTED NL POLITICAL SECTION!!!

DORTY PIPO WITH CRRRRRRRAB INFESTED PUBIC SYMPHISIZZZZZZZZ!!!!

E say I cuss YORUBA peeps! The SMELLING, YORUBA CHRISTMAS BOKO-HARAM RAM ATI GOAT!!!

Banned by OAM4J in Politics for Typical YORUBA! You can NEVER get even half-truths from their mouths! Especially, if they are OGBONI-CHRISTIANS!. Ban expires on 11:58pm

Chillisauce:

Sleep in duvet, you want heat to kill am when Nepa takes light.

Kanwulia: Na money dey make aje-butter pikin o!
Like me of course!!!!!
You must do the following.

1. Teach your child to READ and WRITE! YOU MUST TEACH THEM YOURSELF!!!!
2. PRIVATE SCHOOLS ONLY!!!!! YOUR CHILD CAN NOT MIX WITH LOW-LIVES ON OR OFFLINE!!!

3. Travel to different places for EXPOSURE and for the MAXIMUM SOPHISTICATION.
4. Educational video games, movies and entertainment.

5. Most importantly, YOU MUST INVEST IN THE ART OF PUBLIC SPEAKING!

Aje butters DO NOT HAVE STRRRRRRRONG NATIVE ACCENTS!!!! Even when they speak their mother/father tongues!
Aje butters DO NOT HAVE STRRRRRRRONG FACES!!!!
Aje butters DO NOT HAVE LOCAL OR BUSHMEAT ACCENT!!!

We sound like SANUSI LAMIDO not OBJ OR PATIENCE JONATHAN!!!!!

If your parents were Aje butters like mine, THEN IT BECOMES GENETIC! WE NEVER LOOK OR SOUND ROUGH!!!!

No CRAW-CRAW or DOMESTIC VIOLENCE KOBOKO SCARS EITHER!!!

If your papa or mama dey beat you like GOAT, you can only grow up to be a CYBER- BULLY WANNABEE OR A STREET THUG or THUGGESS! You can NEVER be an AJE-BUTTER!

Kanwulia: Na money dey make aje-butter pikin o!
Like me of course!!!!!
You must do the following.

1. Teach your child to READ and WRITE! YOU MUST TEACH THEM YOURSELF!!!!
2. PRIVATE SCHOOLS ONLY!!!!! YOUR CHILD CAN NOT MIX WITH LOW-LIVES ON OR OFFLINE!!!

3. Travel to different places for EXPOSURE and for the MAXIMUM SOPHISTICATION.
4. Educational video games, movies and entertainment.

5. Most importantly, YOU MUST INVEST IN THE ART OF PUBLIC SPEAKING!

Aje butters DO NOT HAVE STRRRRRRRONG NATIVE ACCENTS!!!! Even when they speak their mother/father tongues!
Aje butters DO NOT HAVE STRRRRRRRONG FACES!!!!
Aje butters DO NOT HAVE LOCAL OR BUSHMEAT ACCENT!!!

We sound like SANUSI LAMIDO not OBJ OR PATIENCE JONATHAN!!!!!

If your parents were Aje butters like mine, THEN IT BECOMES GENETIC! WE NEVER LOOK OR SOUND ROUGH!!!!

No CRAW-CRAW or DOMESTIC VIOLENCE KOBOKO SCARS EITHER!!!

If your papa or mama dey beat you like GOAT, you can only grow up to be a CYBER- BULLY WANNABEE OR A STREET THUG or THUGGESS! You can NEVER be an AJE-BUTTER!