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Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jul 05, 2014
RedBenson:

U not serious. I can beat u on swimming such that u wont even see my brake light. grin I am serious.
I'm very confident you can't tongue
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jul 05, 2014
mz mariah: I'm very confident you can't tongue

Give a try? How abt that?
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Nobody: 5:43pm On Jul 05, 2014
RedBenson:

Give a try? How abt that?
Online? grin grin it won't be possible because........
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by manneger2: 5:53pm On Jul 05, 2014
mz mariah: Online? grin grin it won't be possible because........
Una two just dey chyke una self for here, is all good....for my own when I was in secondary sch my biology teache normally tells us that u can stay one week without going to school nobody will question u but try it for Dr eukeria class or dr muonagor class u don lose 10marks be dat
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Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Nobody: 6:05pm On Jul 05, 2014
mz mariah: Online? grin grin it won't be possible because........

Because of what? It can be possible offline.
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by singlefade25(f): 6:07pm On Jul 05, 2014
zube01: I was told that gals will ask u for friendship and relationship! But For 4 yrs now I never see any gal way chyke me!
guy u funny o
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jul 05, 2014
RedBenson:

Because of what? It can be possible offline.
Nah.
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Nobody: 6:10pm On Jul 05, 2014
mz mariah: Nah.

Skeptical right?
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Nobody: 6:19pm On Jul 05, 2014
otijah: no lies were told to me shaa
it will b a waste of time, uni is Not for everyone
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jul 05, 2014
hw is rwanda today
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Chrisx1x(m): 6:43pm On Jul 05, 2014
Jeezyy: maybe u r just unlucky, cuz for just 2yrs i fit coun't hw many gals wer don chyke me...some want make i cum live wit em, while some want even pay my fees
mimiking eldee's voice

"na wash"
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by mimiejacobz(f): 6:55pm On Jul 05, 2014
Was told by nollywood that if a guy mistakenly hits you n ur book falls on the ground you both will become lovers wen u bend down to pick it n u kip staring at each other

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Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Anuoluwap(m): 7:36pm On Jul 05, 2014
iceberylin: That 1st class will quicken Employment cry
best lie
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Alexsmith20(m): 7:43pm On Jul 05, 2014
hey wats the meaning of "chyke"
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Saheed9: 7:49pm On Jul 05, 2014
Ehimenboy: That UI does not accept second choice candidates for professional courses.
Are u serious?
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by profeoo(m): 8:11pm On Jul 05, 2014
xagorakis: grin ;DThat if you chyke capon babe you don die be that.
If you wear red and black go school u go go back naked
Just be brilliant,girls go chyke you
No too form fine boy before culytists (girls) go rape you
You are free to do what ever u like
No form ITK for class
Learn to join the winning team

Alotta lies jare!!!
its no lie o, dat if u re brilliant gals will chyke u. Ï'm a living witness to dat fact. Nysc '14 batch C
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by satowind(m): 8:12pm On Jul 05, 2014
sluvy4tune: Was told that I will be initiated on the night of my matriculation, Na so Mumsy do me body guard till I comot

Even one picture I no snap!!!!
haha #pity
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by profeoo(m): 8:36pm On Jul 05, 2014
manneger2:
Una two just dey chyke una self for here, is all good....for my own when I was in secondary sch my biology teache normally tells us that u can stay one week without going to school nobody will question u but try it for Dr eukeria class or dr muonagor class u don lose 10marks be dat
uniport??
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Nobody: 9:02pm On Jul 05, 2014
mz mariah: Nah.

Where are you?
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by MadCow1: 10:32pm On Jul 05, 2014
Inosenduatall:

Yeah, little did they know that they were talking to a Mad Cow.



grin


I just siddon dey make my cornflakes dey look dem..

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Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Ehimenboy(m): 10:50pm On Jul 05, 2014
Saheed9: Are u serious?
At least now, the 2nd choice era is over. It cost me...and yeah, they weren't A BIT biased. I'm an insider now so you can bank on that.
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Mountaina(m): 11:47pm On Jul 05, 2014
Dat life wil be easy
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by NellyGhenghen(m): 2:12am On Jul 06, 2014
ccollins: yep,was told that a lot in my 1st year of how pretty u are but there are lot more details u know. U got to have money and take real good care of your self plus having a little badness in u and avoiding the notion of madly in LOVE.. Because its really funny but don't agree sort of tho.

To summarize, so you are a broke wimp? undecided
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by haymoney01(m): 5:51am On Jul 06, 2014
I was tld cultists are many in my schl dat if u dress like a big boi, they are going to toast u. And 4 d first year mummy, mummy bought my clothes... YERI!!!
Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by manneger2: 7:43am On Jul 06, 2014
prof e.o.o:
uniport??
yea...bch
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Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by presskid(m): 9:49am On Jul 06, 2014
They said if you have girlfriends you will fail!!!!!!mtcheeeew....na u wan fail before

Re: Lies You Were Told About The University by Sowl(m): 9:57am On Jul 06, 2014
Jeezyy: maybe u r just unlucky, cuz for just 2yrs i fit coun't hw many gals wer don chyke me...some want make i cum live wit em, while some want even pay my fees
Guy it aint abt luck @ all dere are majorly 3tinz involved ,its either u are handsum,cute or goodlookin, or u are well loaded wit cash or far 4rm broke,or u ve gat charisma or jazz 2 hypnotise dem,either 1 of dose options listed above wld wrk perfectly well 4u ,but luck is way outta d equation!!! grin

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