Avoko, dem dey tell person
Wetin concern fowl with maccleans, or wetin concern vulture with barber?
You strong you strong you dey chop bottle?

Small pikin wey say e wan get bald head na headache go kill am

Man wey vex go shake Iroko tree na im blokos e dey worry and if na woman na her bosom

Lizard for warri no dey turn crocodile for london

Paynt wey slack na im dem dey call boxers

When monkey wear canvass enter town make we know say im get plans

Na determination dey make okada rider overtake trailer

Goat say e know say waka dey this world na im make am wear e own shoe come

dey no dey sell banga for supermarket
dead woman no dey wear buluku
na watch night pikin dey resemble landlord
na so e dey do na pikin take craze he mama no know
na condition make crayfish bend
monkey wowo but I'm mama like am
na person wey no get sence dey pursue mad man wey collect I'm cloth

na wetin concern agbero with overload
na poverty make person wey dry pass bonga fish say e be lepa

I no be wafi but I throw way salute for this fine thread wey una start so

I go leave una with some Tiv proverbs, here goes:

person wey bite my nose no fear say cater go enter him mouth me too i go bite him nyash and no go fear say shit go enter my mouth

them no de find virgin for maternity ward

no bi yanga de make agama lizard nod head

una pomo no thick reach. na fake wafi all una be express go leave all

I no be waffi o! But I hear one of my friend tok dis ones. Im say:

King house wey burn, e near filling station b dat!!!

Cow wey no get tail, na suffer go kill am!!!

all this ur lines just take me back to the time I served in Warri o. I remember those streets: okumagba avenue, airport raod, enhenren junction, ohuworun, edjeba junction, NPA,

Also the funny way peeps used to talk there like they were sings

The mosquitoes for warri na die o.  They always had a cane in hand - daring you to turn on the fan or the a/c. I think they used to love  the a/c sef.

It is also in warri that you'll see pure oyinbo half - castes walking around barefeet - oyinbo don sleep with their mamas run comot.

Na wah o, I no miss that place sha.  it was the first place where I saw a real sacrifice.

All of them dey go church - but na sacrifice you go dey see for every junction o.

Blackcat:

I no be wafi but I throw way salute for this fine thread wey una start so

I go leave una with some Tiv proverbs, here goes:

person wey bite my nose no fear say cater go enter him mouth me too i go bite him nyash and no go fear say shit go enter my mouth

them no de find virgin for maternity ward

no bi yanga de make agama lizard nod head

This is the funniest thing i've heard this month.

barin24:

Man wey vex go shake Iroko tree na I'm blokos e dey worry and if na woman na her bosom

Lizard for warri no dey turn crocodile for london

Paynt wey slack na I'm them dey call boxers

When monkey wear canvass enter town make we know say I'm get plans

Na determination dey make okada rider overtake trailer

A close second

@kokoye
No be lie you lie about Mosi Mosi oh,
Mosquito wey no join mend for warri na hungry dey kill am.
A fool at 40, , no be today e mugu start oh
Threaten na water , , action na blood.

Chrisbenogor:

@kokoye
No be lie you lie about Mosi Mosi oh,
Mosquito wey no join mend for warri na hungry dey kill am.
A fool at 40, , no be today e mugu start oh
Threaten na water , , action na blood.

Yes, tell them, show them say na we dey break bottle.
pege pege amre okaka
mege mege amre usewu,
unutakunu, mouth talk to mouth (A FUNNY NAME I HEARD)
yamiyacha, go I dey come (ONE OF THE FUNNIEST NAMES I HAVE EVER HEARD)

If na Yoruba children;:

1: Bros please cut small biscuit for me, ebi n pa mi
2: Ahn ahn now, okay (reluctantly gives the guy pauper's ration)

But for Warri,

1: Bros abeg remen small for me, I dey hung even sef I never chop sinc yestiday.
2: Comot for here jo!! Na your papa buy am?



He who laughs last. . . .  na mumu be that. Why I'm no catch the joke at the first time and laugh when others dey laugh?

All work and no play. . . . na banker be dat!

Na wa o! roflmcao

As I dey read this thread so, I don laf sotay, I nearly titrate for chair.

finally, topic wey flavour to my boring day!!!

finally, topic wey add flavour to my boring day!

na hail i take diwge for una, e don tey wey i dey wait make this kain thing happen for this place.

abeg make una no stopp o!!!!
una don make my dai 2day

Feel at home dey spoil television!!!!!!

when 2 elephant dey fight
na d grass dey suffer am

if na only dis topic dey 4 nairaland i no mind 2 sleep 4 ma computer.

this one na nairaland of a thousand laugh. . . .

no bi small tin oh!

Like play like play na Ngozi take carry belle

when 2 elephant dey fight
na d grass dey suffer am


to baff with garri
no dey heal hunga problem

I hail una o.

dey say if u give man fish
na one day u go take feed am
but if u come teach am how to fish
na fisherman e go be

fish no dey know as hot water be
until e enter inside pot

fyneboi:

Like play like play na Ngozi take carry belle

Ngozi no carry belle o, na Awoof she bin chop!

Area i still dey hail una o!!!

dem no need to tell blind man say rain dey fall

Na with serious cooperation na I'm rice take dey full pot

tollu:

Ngozi no carry belle o, na Awoof she bin chop!

Awwoof dey run belle now

SeXYhOTmOM:

Awwoof dey run belle now

u mean awwooof dey run ur belle too buhehehehe 

Na nyash wey bingo dey look make am miss road enter calabar man compound.