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Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by Chrisbenogor(m): 11:53am On Oct 16, 2008 |
Avoko, dem dey tell person Wetin concern fowl with maccleans, or wetin concern vulture with barber? You strong you strong you dey chop bottle? 2 Likes |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by Chrisbenogor(m): 11:54am On Oct 16, 2008 |
Small pikin wey say e wan get bald head na headache go kill am |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by barin24(m): 11:56am On Oct 16, 2008 |
Man wey vex go shake Iroko tree na im blokos e dey worry and if na woman na her bosom Lizard for warri no dey turn crocodile for london Paynt wey slack na im dem dey call boxers When monkey wear canvass enter town make we know say im get plans Na determination dey make okada rider overtake trailer |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by barin24(m): 12:00pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Goat say e know say waka dey this world na im make am wear e own shoe come 2 Likes |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by nossycheek(f): 12:40pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
dey no dey sell banga for supermarket dead woman no dey wear buluku na watch night pikin dey resemble landlord na so e dey do na pikin take craze he mama no know na condition make crayfish bend monkey wowo but I'm mama like am na person wey no get sence dey pursue mad man wey collect I'm cloth |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by nossycheek(f): 12:43pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
na wetin concern agbero with overload na poverty make person wey dry pass bonga fish say e be lepa |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by Blackcat(f): 1:14pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
I no be wafi but I throw way salute for this fine thread wey una start so I go leave una with some Tiv proverbs, here goes: person wey bite my nose no fear say cater go enter him mouth me too i go bite him nyash and no go fear say shit go enter my mouth them no de find virgin for maternity ward no bi yanga de make agama lizard nod head |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by Rothstein: 2:23pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
una pomo no thick reach. na fake wafi all una be express go leave all |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by Reptyle(m): 2:43pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
I no be waffi o! But I hear one of my friend tok dis ones. Im say: King house wey burn, e near filling station b dat!!! Cow wey no get tail, na suffer go kill am!!! |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by kokoye(m): 2:44pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
all this ur lines just take me back to the time I served in Warri o. I remember those streets: okumagba avenue, airport raod, enhenren junction, ohuworun, edjeba junction, NPA, Also the funny way peeps used to talk there like they were sings The mosquitoes for warri na die o. They always had a cane in hand - daring you to turn on the fan or the a/c. I think they used to love the a/c sef. It is also in warri that you'll see pure oyinbo half - castes walking around barefeet - oyinbo don sleep with their mamas run comot. Na wah o, I no miss that place sha. it was the first place where I saw a real sacrifice. All of them dey go church - but na sacrifice you go dey see for every junction o. |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by Nobody: 2:53pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Blackcat: This is the funniest thing i've heard this month. barin24: A close second |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by Chrisbenogor(m): 3:06pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
@kokoye No be lie you lie about Mosi Mosi oh, Mosquito wey no join mend for warri na hungry dey kill am. A fool at 40, , no be today e mugu start oh Threaten na water , , action na blood. |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by nossycheek(f): 3:21pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Chrisbenogor: Yes, tell them, show them say na we dey break bottle. pege pege amre okaka mege mege amre usewu, unutakunu, mouth talk to mouth (A FUNNY NAME I HEARD) yamiyacha, go I dey come (ONE OF THE FUNNIEST NAMES I HAVE EVER HEARD) |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by AKO1(m): 3:25pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
If na Yoruba children;: 1: Bros please cut small biscuit for me, ebi n pa mi 2: Ahn ahn now, okay (reluctantly gives the guy pauper's ration) But for Warri, 1: Bros abeg remen small for me, I dey hung even sef I never chop sinc yestiday. 2: Comot for here jo!! Na your papa buy am? He who laughs last. . . . na mumu be that. Why I'm no catch the joke at the first time and laugh when others dey laugh? All work and no play. . . . na banker be dat! |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by tollu: 3:29pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Na wa o! roflmcao As I dey read this thread so, I don laf sotay, I nearly titrate for chair. |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by luvli(f): 3:54pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
finally, topic wey flavour to my boring day!!! |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by luvli(f): 3:56pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
finally, topic wey add flavour to my boring day! |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by Woodpecker(m): 4:00pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
na hail i take diwge for una, e don tey wey i dey wait make this kain thing happen for this place. |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by SeXYhOTmOM(f): 4:03pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
abeg make una no stopp o!!!! una don make my dai 2day |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by delwu(m): 4:12pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Feel at home dey spoil television!!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by SeXYhOTmOM(f): 4:23pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
when 2 elephant dey fight na d grass dey suffer am |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by benice2: 4:27pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
if na only dis topic dey 4 nairaland i no mind 2 sleep 4 ma computer. this one na nairaland of a thousand laugh. . . . no bi small tin oh! |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by fyneboi(m): 4:31pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Like play like play na Ngozi take carry belle |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by SeXYhOTmOM(f): 4:35pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
when 2 elephant dey fight na d grass dey suffer am to baff with garri no dey heal hunga problem |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by Godalone(m): 4:37pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
I hail una o. |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by SeXYhOTmOM(f): 4:40pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
dey say if u give man fish na one day u go take feed am but if u come teach am how to fish na fisherman e go be |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by SeXYhOTmOM(f): 4:48pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
fish no dey know as hot water be until e enter inside pot |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by tollu: 4:52pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
fyneboi: Ngozi no carry belle o, na Awoof she bin chop! |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by SeXYhOTmOM(f): 4:55pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Area i still dey hail una o!!! dem no need to tell blind man say rain dey fall Na with serious cooperation na I'm rice take dey full pot |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by SeXYhOTmOM(f): 5:04pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
tollu: Awwoof dey run belle now |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by skfa1: 5:07pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
SeXYhOTmOM: u mean awwooof dey run ur belle too buhehehehe |
Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by Chrisbenogor(m): 5:09pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Na nyash wey bingo dey look make am miss road enter calabar man compound. |
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