Deeee Uchenna, one of them has scored goal o. I dey carry pikin for belle for.,.,.,.

snazzydawn:

Deeee Uchenna, one of them has scored goal o. I dey carry pikin for belle for.,.,.,.

will the twinscalet call me aunty?

who amongst the two of them who are responsible for the pregnancy is your brother?

Mukina, go and give birth to your own so he/she can call you mommy.

@ Snazzy,,,I do not know wat u are talking about o!!! Any goal scored in a match that was not officiated by me should be considered an offside goal.So it does not count. And abeg, close ur legs Wetin dey worry U? This guys must pay up b4 any hanky panky

@ Yeye Bidders: I meant that U guys should bid with money and not numbers. Do U guys think I dont know how to count 1,2,3

@ Serious bidders: Bidding starts at $150,000. Yes I increased it! That is the law of demand and supply

Oh boy, the girl na 'Okirika' now, you can't increase price like on Okirika.

Who is talking about Okrika here! _{This is one of the yeye bidders that I am talking about here} Nobody is milking that cow unless I say so.
Have U taken a look at the girl U are calling Okrika.

but Uche, she already said someone scored a goal

surely, that should be (un)fairly used by now

And I am telling U nobody scored a goal

If u want to bid, bid dont talk _{By the way I am selling with both guarantee and warrantee. If U dont see blood stains on the bedsheet the first nite, return back and expect a full refund of money!!!}

Look at all of you talk about my wife like she's just a piece of Meat Donzman even called her Okrika. God will punish all of you.

My dear Snazzy don't mind them ok.

Uche2nna:

@ Yeye Bidders: I meant that U guys should bid with money and not numbers. Do U guys think I don't know how to count 1,2,3

Do U?

hi sister.

hey U! U still dey life?

Oh what the L. kiss my precious, remember her i introduce her to you mouth last week!
Am sorry about that last line you don't have to reply.Just ignore it! _{Watch guys she must say something. Watch!}

hi DIme u are fine but now i know most of this men are coward in here , they de fear fine face now i know na big yansh thye too de watch anyway wish that yansh de in london hmm that young yansh ha

Dime:

Oh what the L. kiss my precious, remember her i introduce her to you mouth last week!
Am sorry about that last line you don't have to reply.Just ignore it! _{Watch guys she must say something. Watch!}

fear let?

@lauryn
i knew it u must soak that ur dirty mouth . anyway is not ur fault.ejo mi ni

@superman
Thank you sweety, i was actually going to come to london for my vacation, but i went broke properly, if you get what i mean. so maybe when school is on break i go fit come visit.

Umu Igbo, kedu ihe n'eme ebe a? Unu dikwa nma? Odi egwu ooooo. Nigeria bukwanu igwe. Pentorol adighi, Oku adighi, Oru adighiiri umu okorobia na umu agboghobia. Oguoooooooo. Biko umunnem, kedu ihe n'eme? Mmanya ngwo onokwa?

Dime:

@lauryn
i knew it u must soak that your dirty mouth . anyway is not your fault.ejo mi ni

sensitivity is a bitch eh!! U've soaked one-too many pillows with ur fo(u)wl tears, so imma let U be for now

k dime let me know when u comin then

Sure thing sweety!

Uche2nna:

Who is talking about Okrika here! _{This is one of the yeye bidders that I am talking about here} Nobody is milking that cow unless I say so.
Have U taken a look at the girl U are calling Okrika.

Oh boy I hope your sister's name isn't Obiageli!

Donzman na me you dey call OK?

snazzydawn:

Donzman na me you dey call OK?

Na you?. . . Sorry ohh, I be dey refer to my trouser!

true confessions. So you gree say you dey wear OK?

No be human beings dey wear am?

Snazzy swear say you no dey wear OK. Cos that Lingerie wey I buy for you na OKrika O.

Chimaze only you will buy girl okrika Lingerie

ZuluNation:

Chimaze only you will buy girl okrika Lingerie

Zulu na you get your mouth , you fit use am kiss lion if you want.

By the way who tell you say my lovely Snazzy no like am? make you dey deceive ya self, while I dey take care of business._{[/sub]me I no dey waste time I don score goal already O , so nothing for you again. Unless you want make I pursue you with sharp cutlass[sub]}

Oga chimaze abeg no vex because snazzy chose me and not you . My brother give me your address me and my new wife the come honeymoon for London, we fit come check you out.

woman-wrapper, U don do asewo reach here

Snazzy, are you going to sit down and let these men beat themselves up?

@Lauryn

How much uche2nna pay for bride price anyway?. . . I go double am!