Nah. not until you tell me where you're from. By the way, we charge a lot on dowry.

Ynot:

Nah. not until you tell me where you're from. By the way, we charge a lot on dowry.

na for awkunanaw, and as for the dowry, no worry, we fit carry. we can always negotiate something; either i pay installmentally or i put it on layaway until the money comes . is the dowry non-refundable deposit? do i get a receipt with it too? if i am gonna be charged a lot, i have to make sure i am getting the right thing.

dont mind me jare

Awkunanaw huh? My mom is from there. Used to spend time there when i was a kid. Your roads aint good either. The dowry is non-refundable but since we're already in-laws, we can always negotiate.

Ynot:

Awkunanaw huh? My mom is from there. Used to spend time there when i was a kid. Your roads aint good either. The dowry is non-refundable but since we're already in-laws, we can always negotiate.

the difference with our roads is that we are not waiting for Nnamani (depends on the one you were referring to), we already have one Nnamani who gave us street light and better road (despite the red dust). Its a good thing we are in laws; i wouldnt need to explain where i come from to your people. what are the other things your people are known for

ghettochyk:

a chigbuo m o we m n'ochi!!!

ele onye i choro k'anyi pkoputara gi? ele ubochi i n'acho igba akwukwo gi ka m mara timu m were i chotara gi nwunye. ego ole ka i ga akwu m? zaa m osiso, oge wu ego (see it backwards? )

kpotara nu toshmann nwa ada mara ezi nma biko nu. asampete nwanyi oma. amauma asa aru, enenebe ejeghi olu. hewu!!!!!!!! nwa ga emetu toshmann n'obi obi ajuo toshmann oyi. asampete nwere anya azu. haha. kpotara nu m ya.nke obula unu huru.

ife di mma rie m ego

toshmann:

kpotara nu toshmann nwa ada mara ezi nma biko nu. asampete nwanyi oma. amauma asa aru, enenebe ejeghi olu. hewu!!!!!!!! nwa ga emetu toshmann n'obi obi ajuo toshmann oyi. asampete nwere anya azu. haha. kpotara nu m ya.nke obula unu huru.

ife di mma rie m ego

girl wey get eye like fish?
that one na anya half past four

@Ynot

Egwu obula di mma na nti. As long as it is highlife, Donzman will listen!

Toshman, O dikwa ka i di desperate

lol!!!

@toshman

a nula m ihe i kuru. mana, o dika i chefule maka ugwuo i ga akwu

Is he getting married to an Mbaise girl

If so, get ready for the "ugwo i ga akwu"

what's dat supposed 2 mean? I'm from Mbaise - egole ka ana akwu before aluo onye mbaise?

If you no get 'ego-igwe' fine mbaise girl no go reach ya hand (and dem girls can fine).

thanx,

ehh!! so uche, gini ka i n'acho ikwu?

kpotara nu toshmann asa mara mma o o o, tupu toshmann nwa mama, nwoke oma, a buru onye ara. mee nu osiso. o dikwa urgenti

ego ole ka oga eri? toshmann di capable e nweghi ego, anyi ebite ego, ebiteghi ego, anyi agaaa oshi , ezuteghi ego anyi agwooo ogwu ego aga m eji otu n'ime umunne m nwanyi no na nairalandi a, na anaghi ekwe m nuo mmiri togbo iko, agwo ogwu ego

nwanne anyi nwanyi ahu makwa onwe ya, oge obula toshmann nwa mama huru asa di nma, nwanne anyi nwanyi ahu agbaputa bia tinyere toshmann nwoke oma, aja na garri. a ga m eji ya agwo ogwu ego were ego ahu ga luo asa obula une recommendiri la m . meenu osiso.

lmao!!!
biko gwa m onye n'etige aga n'ime gari gi ka m pia ya esigbo utari!!! nwatakiri nwanyi ahu, o maghi na gari dizikwa onu ugbua eh??!!!!!

Where did Ynot run to?

toshmann:

kpotara nu toshmann asa mara mma o o o, tupu toshmann nwa mama, nwoke oma, a buru onye ara. mee nu osiso. o dikwa urgenti

ego ole ka oga eri? toshmann di capable e nweghi ego, anyi ebite ego, ebiteghi ego, anyi agaaa oshi , ezuteghi ego anyi agwooo ogwu ego aga m eji otu n'ime umunne m nwanyi no na nairalandi a, na anaghi ekwe m nuo mmiri togbo iko, agwo ogwu ego

nwanne anyi nwanyi ahu makwa onwe ya, oge obula toshmann nwa mama huru asa di nma, nwanne anyi nwanyi ahu agbaputa bia tinyere toshmann nwoke oma, aja na garri. a ga m eji ya agwo ogwu ego were ego ahu ga luo asa obula une recommendiri la m . meenu osiso.

bia tosh o mu nwa ka i na plan i ji gwo ogwu ego?
Blood of Jesus!!
i try a anything,soso counterfeit ka i g'enweta.

@babyO,
kam try godi first ka anyi mara ma o ga awu counterfeit.

mana ka m ju kene gi, kedu ka isi wee mara ma obu gi ka m na ekwu?

the guilty are afraid. so ima na ina etinyere m aja na garri. nne ujo atula gi, toshmann ga enwe ezigbo ego. chineke umu ogbenye ga echeta m ofu mbosi wee mee nke o ji buru chukwu, agaghi m agwo ogwu ego, ma ofozia iji nwanne m nwanyi omaricha babyO agwo ya bu ogwu ego. TUFIAKWA.

mana nne, iga eji nwayo etinyere m aja na garri. or at least gi etinye obele nnu na ose ma itinyebe ya bu aja. otherwise u'll answer to ghettochyk.

@ynot.
nwanne piaranu anyi egwu kara aka ka anyi ji mee onwe anyi obi oma

What happened here ? did all you guys just stop posting or did Omo Eko and Dime scared everyone away

mba my dear.
How can?

@monshege,

Please what do you know about the Ikwo dialect/people? Quite a number of them can be found in Kogi state. Their communities line the border between Kogi/Anambra/Enugu state.

kpam kpam kpam, o nwere onye no ebe a toshmann nwa mama na ekele o

Tosh nwamama!

edy nwa nma kedu ka imere?

@exng
my brother ka o!
i'm fom amaekpu ohafia
ndi ji ishi acho ishi
ndi ji obara kwo aka
i dey hail o

gini mega ebe a?

bennygee:

@exng
my brother ka o!
i'm fom amaekpu ohafia
ndi ji ishi acho ishi
ndi ji obara kwo aka
i dey hail o

haa, Ndi gi obara akwa aka?

bikokwa

nnenneigbo:

haa, Ndi gi obara akwa aka?

bikokwa

lol.
bennygee biko burukwa uwa gi gawa.

bennygee,
o dikwara gi egwu o !
kee nke bu ndi ji obara a kwo aka ? mmiri agwuchago na obodo unu ?

toshmann,
wa ndi itighigara gu aja na gari ?
onye mega he ojoo nke ahu kwanu ?
mana, nke a i ji anyaoku _*emeka* acho nwanyi, oge gi adigo too close ?
nsogbu adighi ma oli, i g-ahuta nke g-amasi gi n-obi na eweghi otutu oge
i na ele anya na igwo ogwu ego? hapu kwa ngadaba babyO no
ihe mekuta baby, mu na gi ga eme ihe siri ike o

baby,
m cho gi acho, a maralam onye m ga ejide na olu ; toish nwa.
kama, odu he l-eme, anya l-ahiu
nda l-imeru ? unu nuhu agbali ?

gc,
ole ihe meganu ?
that owerri man o ka na ata omo ?

wormedup:

toshmann,
wa ndi itighigara gu aja na gari ?
onye mega he ojoo nke ahu kwanu ?
mana, nke a i ji anyaoku _*emeka* acho nwanyi, oge gi adigo too close ?
nsogbu adighi ma oli, i g-ahuta nke g-amasi gi n-obi na eweghi otutu oge
i na ele anya na igwo ogwu ego? hapu kwa ngadaba babyO no
ihe mekuta baby, mu na gi ga eme ihe siri ike o

warmie nwoke oma

i ga agbali gwa nwanne anyi nwanyi babyO ka ya hapu toshmann nwa mama ka o churu umu oma juputara na nairalandi
toshmann nwa mama abughi onye esemokwu. kedu ka m ga eji adamma babyO agwo ogwu ego. TUFIAKWA. mana afuru m ya n'anya dika nwanne nkem. ma oga ejiri nwayo n'etinye ya bu aja na garri m.

babyO,
nne udo diri gi. onweghi ihe ga eme gi. nwanne gi toshmann nwa mama huru gi n'anya. ogaghi eme gi ihe ojo.

toshmann a puola iga chuo nwanyi na city centre

toshmann:

warmie nwoke oma

i ga agbali gwa nwanne anyi nwanyi babyO ka ya hapu toshmann nwa mama ka o churu umu oma juputara na nairalandi
toshmann nwa mama abughi onye esemokwu. kedu ka m ga eji adamma babyO agwo ogwu ego. TUFIAKWA. mana afuru m ya n'anya dika nwanne nkem. ma oga ejiri nwayo n'etinye ya bu aja na garri m.

babyO,
nne udo diri gi. onweghi ihe ga eme gi. nwanne gi toshmann nwa mama huru gi n'anya. ogaghi eme gi ihe ojo.
toshmann a puola iga chuo nwanyi na city centre

Ok dear.