I no go lie all dis stuffs are funny... Nice 1

No 5 is funny "but i use this ATM this morning, which kyn bank be this?

Question.

You forgot to add this -Those that stands before you talking to the girl @ his front about how ple waste a lot of time just to withdraw 1k without knowing he's just there to recharge mtn 100#

Broke a$$ nigarz making noise just to make their presence known* since1500BC

Afrok: sure! The anger will be enough to boil water especially if the bank is the only hope of withdrawing .

datz so true

those wey no know ow to use it but still refuse help

cnnamoko: Being in a long queue, hoping to use an ATM service can be very frustrating at times. Thanks to these characters who make it annoying.

1. The guy that counts money before leaving the ATM for others. As if if the money short, ATM go complete am for am?

2. The dude that knows he does not have a kobo in his account, but hopes for a miracle. After wasting everyone's' time,' insufficient balance' will chase him away!

3. The guy that multiplies the cue just to check his balance. You will be left wondering whether he does not receive alerts.

4. The guy that acts as if the world will end today. He goes to the Atm and you think he wants to withdraw his whole life savings. At a point people will start begging him to remain some cash in the ATM.

5. The dude that quarrels with the ATM. Even though the machine is prompting him that his pin is incorrect or card has expired. U will still him complaining or screaming at the ATM. 'Jeez! I used this card just this morning! Which kyn bank be this?

6. that man/woman that just goes there an stand for almost 20minutes... When you go closer you discover the machine asked 'do you wish to proceed? Yes or No? And the olodo just did not press anything.

7. The instructor. Leaves the cue to go and instruct another only to be the next person. Too annoying.

Source: Our Daily Experience

...though they all seem ridiculous..but..they are much real

soldier wey jump queue because he dey uniform, Satan go tell me say tackle am but im koboko go say think before u act

ggrin: What's ATM

Any Time Money

The ones that will stand so close that you will think they want to steal your PIN. Sometimes I had to lashed out at them. What nonsense!

Exactly as it is, nice thread

No. 6 the most annoying

cnnamoko: Being in a long queue, hoping to use an ATM service can be very frustrating at times. Thanks to these characters who make it annoying.

1. The guy that counts money before leaving the ATM for others. As if if the money short, ATM go complete am for am?

2. The dude that knows he does not have a kobo in his account, but hopes for a miracle. After wasting everyone's' time,' insufficient balance' will chase him away!

3. The guy that multiplies the cue just to check his balance. You will be left wondering whether he does not receive alerts.

4. The guy that acts as if the world will end today. He goes to the Atm and you think he wants to withdraw his whole life savings. At a point people will start begging him to remain some cash in the ATM.

5. The dude that quarrels with the ATM. Even though the machine is prompting him that his pin is incorrect or card has expired. U will still him complaining or screaming at the ATM. 'Jeez! I used this card just this morning! Which kyn bank be this?

6. that man/woman that just goes there an stand for almost 20minutes... When you go closer you discover the machine asked 'do you wish to proceed? Yes or No? And the olodo just did not press anything.

7. The instructor. Leaves the cue to go and instruct another only to be the next person. Too annoying.

Source: Our Daily Experience

can't stop Laughing thanks for sharing dis pieces of information. You do well

Dat moment U just wanted to recharge ur phone wt #200 using VTU And the guy before U brings out 8 ATM cards

SmellMyFart: NO.4 though .
Would be better off if done with the withdrawal slip but instead, they'd make sure they reduce the cash in the ATM by 50%

. This No 4 get as I be.sometimes it could be as a result of emergency.

cnnamoko: Being in a long queue, hoping to use an ATM service can be very frustrating at times. Thanks to these characters who make it annoying.

1. The guy that counts money before leaving the ATM for others. As if if the money short, ATM go complete am for am?

2. The dude that knows he does not have a kobo in his account, but hopes for a miracle. After wasting everyone's' time,' insufficient balance' will chase him away!

3. The guy that multiplies the cue just to check his balance. You will be left wondering whether he does not receive alerts.

4. The guy that acts as if the world will end today. He goes to the Atm and you think he wants to withdraw his whole life savings. At a point people will start begging him to remain some cash in the ATM.

5. The dude that quarrels with the ATM. Even though the machine is prompting him that his pin is incorrect or card has expired. U will still him complaining or screaming at the ATM. 'Jeez! I used this card just this morning! Which kyn bank be this?

6. that man/woman that just goes there an stand for almost 20minutes... When you go closer you discover the machine asked 'do you wish to proceed? Yes or No? And the olodo just did not press anything.

7. The instructor. Leaves the cue to go and instruct another only to be the next person. Too annoying.

Source: Our Daily Experience

Thank God am guilty of non. You're right bro, make I share for my facebook jare. No time

What about those who force the card into the machine through the cash collection slot ....saw that with my own eyes the lat time I was in Nigeria and it was a young well dressed girl

Jeffy1206: sharp eyes lol..qq

nono...qq

Lwkmd..dis thing annoys,ehn..somone dah withdraws 5000 ,5 times..imagine!

So people actually give out their Cards for Others to help them Withdraw

Smh in utter disbelieve

what of this one

What about the one that refuses to slot his/her card cos there is case of malfunction with the ATM only for you to be the scapegoat, and next thing he ask, did it pay you? (When your card is already swallowed by the machine)

D one dah needs help on how to operate d machine buh wen u go to help, dem go dey form say dem sabi d tin wella. Olodo feeling funky, so annoying

Come see queue for uba atm 2day salah preparations, one lady withdrew 5k 5times and checked her acct balance each time she withdrew,
women na him dey cause atm wahala
dem supose bann women from using atm
the ape come even dey claim rìght

What is Cue

SmellMyFart: NO.4 though .
Would be better off if done with the withdrawal slip but instead, they'd make sure they reduce the cash in the ATM by 50%

How do you use the slip on weekends or pub hols when the banks are all off?
How do you use the slip when your bank is miles away and there is an ATM very close by and the Igbo guy you just bought somethings from is insisting on cash and even carrying the goods to escort you to the ATM in the neighbourhood?
Some people self too like to dey show themselves

wisolf: u do am well well,no lie!

lol...I did it once....my guy I was damn stranded that day...and does shopowners dey use style collect 10box na..

bigass:

So to you its funny to buy recharge cards from ATM

when its not funny why do u quote me

Jane was called by an Unknown number.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: Yeah.
UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I’m coming so that you’ll tell me when you grew horns!
Next five minutes later, another Unknown caller.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: No.
UNKNOWN: I see you don’t love me. I’m your boyfriend.
JANE: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it was my stupid Dad!.................... continue http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=134

tshegs19: What is Cue

sorry typo error. Its queue rather

Op hehehe.....yhu get talent oo,,, see as yhu de observe....buh wetin yhu de go atm al d tym de do? Na so yhur moni boku reach?

Dat guy dat u sees u withdrawing but still ask u is it paying? See question o.