@sauron
just took a hot bath,so i'm dripping.i want you to help me dry my body,do you want a soft and relaxing massage before we start?i dont mind kisses all over my body,what do yoi want me to do to you first?

nomanicole:

@sauron
how hot do you want it?how fast do you want it,do you want slow and deep?talk to me.

None of the above!!!
I want it on the beach(al fresco) with the possibility of getting caught in Emirates Palace Beach(Dubai) or Arambol Beach(India).

nomanicole:

@sauron
just took a hot bath,so i'm dripping.i want you to help me dry my body,do you want a soft and relaxing massage before we start?i don't mind kisses all over my body,what do yoi want me to do to you first?

This is getting HOT!!!
Wait a minute. . . . . .Are u really a seductress or an ardent Mills n Boon fan?

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me jealous u are not serious[/size]

a fierce seductress! i don't read mils and boons,i got it right here,try me.i enjoy communication when it comes to these,isn't that thoughtful,honey?

nomanicole:

a fierce seductress! i don't read mils and boons,i got it right here,try me.i enjoy communication when it comes to these,isn't that thoughtful,honey?

Invigorating!!!
Maybe you should tell the house how you would seduce a full-blooded young man(in less than 100 words).
Letz see if you would pass the test.

@ H2O2

OH PLEASE

the beach? very romantic! but that kinda sound like the mills and boons

@ NICOLE

LOL

nomanicole:

the beach? very romantic! but that kind of sound like the mills and boons thing,badagry beach is not far, why india?dubai?etc this urge will die oh,i'm longing for ur skin against mine,warm bodies with hot passion trying to explode,o my God!

Badagry beach. . . . .The cops would take anything to let us go if we are caught which defeats the purpose.
I want a country where we would be punishable by death if we get caught. That would be some thrill!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I am 50,000 miles away from Badagry.

oh saunow ur giving me jamb question

nomanicole:

oh sauron
so far i ve proven without doubts that I'm a seductress now ur giving me jamb question because u feel threatened,oh please!spare me,anyone who has been following this thread knows that i'm good,i don't need to tell the house anything,come and let me show you,i want you to  be my witness,seeing is believing,right?

I can't feel the buzz. Write a descriptive essay like JamaicanQT did.

i like my man that way

nomanicole:

come and lets do it live and direct,are you trying to yab jamaicanqt?say she write essay?leave her out of this,swear you don't want me and i won't reply to you again or tell you how we can meet,because its like ur romantic and i like my man that way

Cyber-blackmail??
Wait a minute. . . . . .I hope u know things we do here are purely tongue-in-cheek.
It's nuthing to be taken seriously, abeg!! Swear?? Over what??

abeg oh! na play i dey play oh! i dont mean anything i said here today,its a game ,isn't it? trying to make the other succumb,its not like i wannna see you oh!i don't even know yu and if your pix is here.don't pick offence oh! its all part of the game,which one is cyber blackmail again? hia!!!!!!! onwe gi ihe nmadu ana ghi a nu ebe a.guy no vex,everything is a ploy to seduce you just like the topic says,make i try sleep.night night!! abi ,na gudmorning? sauron ,later.

Arrivederci, Miss seductress.

@sauron
i think what you put up here is just to cover up cos u feel defeated

~Sauron~:

Cyber-blackmail??
Wait a minute. . . . . .I hope u know things we do here are purely tongue-in-cheek.
It's nuthing to be taken seriously, abeg!! Swear?? Over what??

Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned or rejected  

nomanicole:

abeg oh! na play i dey play oh! i don't mean anything i said here today,its a game ,isn't it? trying to make the other succumb,its not like i wannna see you oh!i don't even know yu and if your pix is here.don't pick offence oh! its all part of the game,which one is cyber blackmail again? hia!!!!!!! onwe gi ihe nmadu ana ghi a nu ebe a.guy no vex,everything is a ploy to seduce you just like the topic says,make i try sleep.night night!! abi ,na gudmorning? sauron ,later.

Naah its all fun and games Nairaland is a mad-house with all types of peeps be careful who you tease you never know who might take it serious and stalk on you

nomanicole:

@sauron
i think what you put up here is just to cover up because u feel defeated

Defeated??
I know no defeat, miss seductress!!!

Your story just makes me giggle.

If you do that for me I'll do something similar for you.
You're going to walk into a house dimly lit, with scented candles burning and air filled with incense (don't you love it?). After that I'm leading you right into a nice warm bubble bath where you'll have the pleasure of getting a relaxing massage from me. As soon as we leave the shower, we'll enjoy a nice meal together, with soft music playing in the background. I'm setting the mood, girl.
Please let me stop for now , before I wetten you.

Finally! Someone got it out of H2O2. We thank our stars.
Who is he wetting now?
Yeye! No shyness this time.

Isn't it past your curfew? Abi did you just finish dripping to my scenario

H2O2:

Isn't it past your curfew?  Abi did you just finish dripping to my scenario 

Oh you wish! It takes way more than a few words to get me going.
I just got back and no, I don't have a curfew. What are you doing awake? Fantasizing about JamaicanQT? 

I'm fantasizing about life with a naija girl. Don't tell me you just came black from clubbing,

H2O2:

I'm fantasizing about life with a naija girl.  Don't tell me you just came black from clubbing,

Oh really? Dang it! With all our dirtiness.
I didn't just get back from clubbing, I just got back from a mixer.

What are you doing up?
You didn't answer me. . . who are you seducing?

Nobody. Let's talk about your romantic life. Who are you shagging , or for a lack of a better word, seeing? Surely you are not married. Asking for seduction advise from a guy is a total disgrace to your womanhood.

early momo, una no get job

H2O2:

Nobody.  Let's talk about your romantic life.  Who are you shagging   , or for a lack of a better word, seeing?  Surely you are not married.  Asking for seduction advise from a guy is a total disgrace to your womanhood.

First things first. I am not about to spill my personal biz for all of NL to see (Although i wish i was shagging Van Vicker) and I'm seeing nobody.
What makes you think I'm not married? I could be a mother of 3 for all you know.
I totally know how to seduce a guy. . . I just wanted to hear your own idea of seduction. . . Since when did that become a problem?

Again, what is wrong with a woman getting tips from a guy who chooses to say all Nigerian women cannot seduce. I wanted you to prove yourself right.

Mr. Crackles, are you or are you not seducing?

j-girl:

Mr. Crackles, are you or are you not seducing?

me?
seduce?

i would pass, itz bloody 9am in the morning!

i would rather watch the e-seduction battle btw you and H202

MrCrackles:

me?
seduce?

i would pass, itz bloody 9am in the morning!

i would rather watch the e-seduction battle between you and H202

LOL! it's not an e-seduction battle. It's a battle over seduction and that's because he had the nerve to diss naija girls who seduce their men. You better start picking up tips from this thread so you can use them on morenike and your other girls.

j-girl:

First things first. I am not about to spill my personal biz for all of NL to see (Although i wish i was shagging Van Vicker) and I'm seeing nobody.
What makes you think I'm not married? I could be a mother of 3 for all you know.
I totally know how to seduce a guy. . . I just wanted to hear your own idea of seduction. . . Since when did that become a problem?

Again, what is wrong with a woman getting tips from a guy who chooses to say all Nigerian women cannot seduce. I wanted you to prove yourself right.

Mr. Crackles, are you or are you not seducing?

Of course naija girls can't seduce.  Maybe some of them can, but not all of them.  Our girls are too slimy and frigid.  Their tabon tabon english alone sef is enough to make an erection dissappear.

That unilag girls video is a perfect example of automatic turnoff
Don't we deserve a right to be seduced?

@topic
It can be fun sometimes of course, it drives my husband crazy

j-girl:

LOL! it's not an e-seduction battle. It's a battle over seduction and that's because he had the nerve to diss naija girls who seduce their men. You better start picking up tips from this thread so you can use them on morenike and your other girls.  

i don't need to pick up tips from here
i am the embodiment of seduction so watch it
u cross my path when i am in the mood and i would crunch u
morenike and my other girls? uhmmm don't let Mrs Brash! hear this ooo _{AMAKAONE she is only having a laugh!}