₦airaland Forum

chesterlee:
What a list!!!



75% of Northerners....Buhari is an unrepentant bigot!

You and all the idiots that liked your comment are simply blind

Fishermancom:
Okorohausa tell other nigerians to stop hating biafrans if they still want their oyel.

You don't have oil in Biafra , the entire production quota of both Imo and Abia state (17000+11000) bpd is not up to what even Ondo state (33,000) bpd produce let alone States like Delta and Bayelsa. Get some education, use the Internet, ask logical questions and stop spilling band wagon gibberish here.

Please whoever is the mod of this section of NL, please help me with front page, it's urgent please.

Please I need the above item with part number
WS-C3750G-12S-SD-RF, its a DC powered switch and it has reached end of life. I know all the details so please don't offer alternatives or product replacement offers. This is exactly what I need, please anyone who has it in country should please send me an email on ayodejidare@gmail.com. It's both urgent and important. Thank you

Please I need the above item with part number
WS-C3750G-12S-SD-RF, its a DC powered switch and it has reached end of life. I know all the details so please don't offer alternatives or product replacement offers. This is exactly what I need, please anyone who has it in country should please send me an email on ayodejidare@gmail.com. It's both urgent and important. Thank you

“As soon as I sent a letter to you on the Bakassi seaport, it took less than one day in your office and it was minuted out.”

No committee, no reports, no politics. This is what Presidents do, they see an opportunity to take care of their people they go for it and don't have to consult party leadership, set up committee and all those nonsense. Sen Ben Ayade enough respect for you.

Mykel4God:
Was going through my files when I came across this,so I decided to share with you guys.

This was how banking looks like as at year 2004.

The blue pen indicates the amount credited.

The red pen indicates the amount debited.

How many of you bank this way?
Cc: Lalasticlala

I believe you want to say 1994 because as at 2004 most of the banks in Nigeria were already using robust banking softwares and were online realtime. I remember Prudent( now Skye), GT, Standard trust(now UBA) and many others deployed their first set of ATMs between 2003 and 2004. If any bank was still using this in 2004 it must be one of the very old generation banks which I really doubt, even pre-consolidation Nigerian banks have evolved from these pictures you show here. I really doubt this. As much as I want to agree that banking in Nigeria has evolved tremendously over the years I want to say for a fact that it wasnt this bad at 2004

MrMcJay:
PDP has been reduced to a wailing club throwing infantile tantrums.

Whenever PDP cries, it means Nigerians are getting a good deal.

Exactly

These guys are scammers, you will be asked to pay for agency and then they will come back with all sort of story for you to keep parting with your money. Burst their bubble by asking them to link you up and then take the money from their sugar mummy client. They are all thieves

Scammer

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Goons.....they lack the military intelligience to wait on Dauradullard's moronic decision to relocate the brain box of Nigeria's anti-insurgent fight into Maiduguri where they are very capable of scoring a direct hit on the very command quaters of these top echelon military class with a fussilade of artillery shells and RPGs thus wiping them out and gaining a very important strategic and precise victory that could set Nigeria back.....BH's problem is lack of tactical nous.We shudder to imagine the group led by ISIS advisers with tactical experience honed in the Battle of Ramadi,Aleppo and Mosul. [/color]

Mr man it will be wrong if I use dirty words on you but let me just say this. Buhari knows and have it on first hand information that the present top brass of the military is directly involved in the sustained operations of boko haram. We were all here when the US intelligence guys indicted Ihejirika and the top brass of the military. What you don't know is that relocating the command center to Maiduguri makes it a booby trap for these corrupt fat cats in Abuja who sits there and send our brothers to go and die (I had three there, 2 cousins, 1 uncle and I lost one of my cousins there last year) with ridiculous rules of engagement which if you hear you will really get mad at these guys. If and when they are relocated they become targets of their own evil whims. Mr President sure knows what he's doing and that is surely the first step at paralyzing the operations of boko haram once they no longer have tacit support from their supposed enemy. Rather than call Mr President ''Dauradullard'' I will advise you wait and see. The attacks we are reading about this morning is just to make a silly reason of why the command center should not be relocated to Maiduguri as we had reports several weeks back that boko haram has been pushed out of Maiduguri and several hostages were freed on the fringes of the state capital. The President being an ex-General and a man with a firm stance will surely by the grace of the living God help put and end to these monster because I want my brothers back home.

OreMI22:
We already knew that.
Tell us something else.

Rest the issue, it was the same votes that brought in Jonathan in 2011. What goes around comes around.

moderatorr:
Ok, but thats after you have accepted that the purported statement of result is not the certificate INEC asked for and is fake too because You don't put on caps in passports.

INEC didn't ask for his certificate because he has been cleared by the same INEC and already deemed eligible for election. It is you confused lots that needs your brains checked for consistency. Whether you like it or not we will vote out the true enemies of our people and start putting our best foot forward. I want to leave a country for my children and that's why I am part of this campaign.

Elvis Presley has an acute medical condition. Men my closeness to my wife has actually made the thing sweeter I miss home like mad anytime I'm out of town let alone seeing her in flesh and blood.

Maku Maku, how market? That's the system you've been part of and benefited immensely from so live with it. Considering all the blunders you performed as information minister it beats me how someone like you can still remain in the political space of this country.

slimmy05:
and when has it happened that the minority presides over the majority. Did Tambuwal contest as speaker? He was appointed Speaker as one of the majority in the house(PDP).

If he decides to leve PDP, he should be ready to also forfeit the position. Tambuwal can never and will never preside over the house.

Appointed as speaker that's a new one

thegoodjoehunt3:
One man's meat is another man's poison. I love the game played beautifully. I do not think a team that has spent so much building a formidable force should bore the game to win.

If you like it, it is your own.

Mr man leave the boring thing to us and tend to your wound. Stop the hallucinations, methods of winning matches have never been casted in stone. Its painful from that side actually and I have an idea of how you feel but just get over it football is a game of goals and never a game of beauty as you and your pseudo analyst wanted us to believe. Chelsea is just the better team in this contest, a bitter pill to swallow but you really don't have any other options.

As much as the OP tried to sound informed and intelligent, he missed the plot when he tried to exonerate GEJ and his government from the oil theft business. Rather than back up his write up with verifiable details he dwelt and took advantage of emotions surrounding the effect of crude oil theft. However we need to tell ourselves the truth though painful but it's not the truth if it's not painful anyway. Pre-1999 I blame the country Nigeria for the suffering of the Niger delta people but post 1999 I blame the suffering of the Niger delta people on themselves and their corrupt leaders. Please don't come here and tell us what we know better than you, your write up is only appealing to those who are not ready to put their mind at work and ask some reflective and logical questions. Also do your findings well LAGOS wasn't built with Niger delta oil, you can use the internet and I'm sure if and when you do you will educate your mind and stop putting up these craps and to think some people actually swallowed this without asking themselves questions speaks volume of the average Nigerian mind. We know better.

Won ti pon Man. U loju, eku ara feraku

Red demons, how market?

Dynamic
Active
Extroverted
You are quite willing to accept certain risks and to make a strong committment in exchange for interesting and varied work. Routine, in contrast, tends to have a paralyzing effect on you.
What you like most is to be able to play an active role in events. In doing so, your initiative is highly pronounced.

Huhuhuuuuu manure don lose, oh sorry wetin b score sef

kenny987: It is shameful really. For instance, someone comes screaming and crying, all battered and wounded from d fists and objects handled by anoda human being(domestic violence), to the Police Station. All the police can say is, "it is a family matter, go and make peace with your husband". Yet these police officers are paid with public funds.
Next, my colleague on her way to work sees a man jacking off in public, on a road used by children in Primary and Secondary Schools, she draws the attention of the police at the police station and the officer says, "Wetin I go do na? I no fit comot here, na only me dey and na night duty I do so I dey wait for my colleagues for morning shift." No formal report,no attempt to arrest and spare the public from such public display of indecency. Yet they are paid by public funds, not excluding those forcefully taken from road users. Naija I hail.

I can tell you that is even small, on the 17th of December 2004 I was robbed in Egbeda while driving in. I was thoroughly rough handled by the robbers and with blood stains all over me I headed to that police station by Mosalasi bus stop to make a report because the robbers made away with some personal effects like my ATM card and checkbook,on getting to the station the officer at the front desk asked me to ''mobilise'' him before he'll write anything in the police extract register. His request for inducement triggered a fuse in my head and I pole vaulted over the counter and got into an altercation with him come see wahala as I started to accuse him of being one of the robbers that attacked me. It took the intervention of the young and learned DCO that day for the issue to die down as my report was taken and I made sure I was given a photocopy that night. You see it's bad enough if the police can't protect me from the robbers but asking for money before putting a crime report down in your register when obviously I 've just been robbed and wounded is way out of line. That was the day I gave up on our institutions in this country.

As much as I want to identify with the state of Osun as Osogbo is my place of birth, I detest idolatory in all it's forms and presentation.

Ibadan - Yenagoa(NYSC days)
Lagos - Abuja
Lagos - Port Harcourt

Thank you Dr Jonas Salk.

Everything about Baba is blessed, God please bless me too and let me radiate your glory.

chess guru: But sincerely, I used to think that the kind of drivers in lagos where the worst until I came 2 PH. That's when I confirmed that AC and fan are 2 different entities!
The driving attitude here is J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ plane sick. My mum came 2 ph for the 1st time said ph driving reminded her of driving in lagos in 1990's.
Don't even think of sticking ur hand out the window to beg other cars so you can enter a lane, cos ur hand will stay there and sprout roots, wither, dry up and die before anyone pays attention to you!
Don't even let me start with the one way some foooools do along that dilapidated narrow rumuodara to rumuokoro road!
Or the bus drivers that don't feel that pedestrians deserve to be trekking since they will convert the side walk to their express road!
Then there is the double parking or the taxi drivers that feel they can "match" break in full motion @ any point of the road to collect passengers. The fact that every single spot in ph (except aba road) is a bustop doesn't help matters.
Or the mofos that can cut their engine in a narrow street, leave their car and go out to buy meat (saw that nonsense this morning on my way to church) while all other cars behind him need to maneuver around his car J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ to get by.
The list is endless
Port-HI-court I hail!!!!
The most over hyped town in Nigeria

So on point, I live in PHC and this is so true. If you know their story you wont be surprised,when Amaechi ban the use of commercial motorcycles(okada) most of them became emergency cab drivers and there's this impatience of rushing to nowhere, its just crazy here.

Hmmmm, page 25, anyway you all should cool down because it won't change a thing. However things will get better for us all if we can respect ourselves mutually as a people of the same geographic space called Nigeria and do our bit to make her great. Let us just try.

Good one from the people of Sapele, no ALUU treatment