Awesome! There's room for improvement ofcourse but thinking of ways to solve a problem(ugh! that deafening noise from some generators) and their efforts towards making it a reality is quite commendable.

Tonytonex:
I'd love mine with swallow. But with no or little tomato and with palm oil. With little vegi.

Yeah, it slaps differently with palm oil and any vegetable of your choice(fluted pumpkin, waterleaf or make it flavourful with some scent leaf, etc).

Mindlog:


There is something many schools are not too observant about, and that is lunchtime bullying and it is one of the prime times bullies in schools strike, making some kids scared of even opening their lunch packs for fear of being ridiculed or it being taken away from them.

My thoughts exactly. Yeah, these things happen in schools and are often overlooked/trivialized, food/snack bullies. Let's wait for the OP to tell us more.

Mindlog:


What is his eating habits like, at home?

Good question!

OP, how about at home? Does he eat all that? What does he eat when he's at home or perhaps during events/outings?

He killed her because she didn't go to an outing with him? E don reach like dis. Let it not be audio sentence oo, justice must prevail!

What a tragedy! May their souls Rest In Peace and may God comfort their loved ones.

Omoo! See as the thing sef big. OP, please tell mummy to borrow me small liver abeggg. That is a very very dangerous creature. Thank God she struck it first.

Semo - haven't tried it yet, no reason, e no jus dey enter my eye laidat.

Lol where una dey see 50seeds? Na only one woman I know still dey tie 50 naira own for here and na mek small pikin dem fit see something throw for mawt use hol' belle with biscuit, even 100 naira own nur dey reach half of alomo bottle again. A paint bucket of groundnut sef don enter 3k now, wey be 1k before.

A child that should originally be in JS1, how come he will be in SS1 by September? Even if the system is flawed, his parent(s) waited until it's almost if not too late. I'm not sure this situation can be remedied. That boy isn't interested at all. Has his parent(s) sat him down and asked him about his future ambition? No, I don't think so. You want your child to be smart(like lagbaja in church or the next flat) but you don't even care if he is really putting in adequate efforts, o wrong nau. Teacher sef need help oo, their work no be beans.

To be sincere with you OP, it is not worth it at all, you know why? Frustration go choke. They'll turn a blind eye and a deaf ear(same way they stayed mute and didn't find it worrisome that he was promoted to JS2, JS3 and in a few months SS1) and still blame you for not doing your job well. It would've been better if he had even just a little interest. You can take a horse to the stream but can't force it to drink water. If they really mean well for him, they should ask him what his interests are and help him make progress with it. This is my 2kobo!

Looks delish, I wannntttt oo. Is it spicy? At this point, I don't mind if my nose starts dripping lol. Cold wan finish me aswear.

Hahahaha she nur try chop the gala? You for see starsss!!! You need to work on things like "an slowpoke" "I was already aroused knowing fully well. That I had no money...", etc. It should read "a slowpoke" and "I was already aroused even as I had no money to..." or you fit still use pidgin. You tried, nice one.

Lol funny except that of Putin. For the first, in recent times? Nahh maybe a dope car, cool footwear or some amazing accessories. The second and the last, just really funny. You see that one drawing the bridge ahead bah, pesin suppose off engine go reason im matter with better 2×2.

Won ti get eh

With the way you narrated everything, I can only imagine what was going through your boss and the other guy's mind. She just waited for a good time to drop the bombshell, her first question loool and then she had to ask if you're sure it's good "you people have been enjoying too much in this company", "so you're full of action like this", "I saw all your blue film" kaiiiiiiii baba go don start to dey sweat

Your boss na real soji woman. The fun part is how she relates well with y'all after every every, nobody knows her next action now. Keeping y'all on your toes, everybody will be on their best behaviour, can't get too comfortable cos she fit unleash her weyrey anytime esp when y'all least expect it Don't go about doing your work like nothing happened, you owe her an apology.

Okay, I'll try to state everything you typed up there in clear terms so that other commenters can understand and proffer their advice.

The OP & wifey has been married for 2yrs now, they have a 9months old child. His inlaws want him & wifey to take care of his wife's cousins who lost their mum(his wife's aunty) a week ago. Their mother is a sister to his wife's mother and she took care of his wife when she lost her mother many years ago.

He has informed wifey's family members that he won't be able to fend for them due to lack of finances but they told him not to worry about that cos they're willing to sponsor the children but then they want the children to be under their watch & guidance. The OP seeks advice, opinions & suggestions on how best to go about this.

Awwwww that's so thoughtful of them, God bless them abundantly. Belated happy birthday to you, OP. Cheers to many more beautiful years ahead.

The ulcer is not the problem here, you are. She has her drugs, lifestyle changes should follow. If you don't love her anymore, let her know and end things amicably with her. All these "she wants to come over to your house to feel better and you giving excuses" shouldn't even come up at all. I hope she finds peace and moves on with her life.


P.S- marathon s.ex is not and will never be the cure for ulcer. One with an ulcer attack can barely sit still talk more of stand or even walk, with that much stomach discomfort you're probably tired of rushing to the toilet cos you can't possibly roll there, it is a terrible experience. She may actually have ulcer but there's certainly something else in the mix.

Ahh! Waiting for this drama to unfold..

I think you should be more worried about the fact that transportation to your workplace eats way deep into your salary. I'm not saying you should quit your current job, just hoping that you've got your eyes out for another one, a better job.

Don't give into pressure just yet. Believe me, you and your girlfriend are not ready for this now. They want to raise a building as a wedding gift to you & wifey, how about helping you both navigate through everything, all the responsibilities in-between? Yes, they would do their best to help out but it won't seem like enough, then frustration cos you weren't ready or prepared for this but they made you feel that they'll hold your hands alllll the wayyy lol.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. He will grow to fulfill God's mandate.

SenatePresdo:


Lol, which one in particular.

The Emeka Ike or Jim iyke?

Both but then Jim Iyke is the one in particular he's rugged like that!

You're right, it helps the little ones understand the language even as they can't speak/write it yet.

It's not too late for you. I learnt the much I know now cos I had to leave the city and go back to the villa for my tertiary education(I kicked against it then lol but I'm glad I did). My roommates made me a laughing stock, my classmates sidelined a few of us that could only speak English, I hated it so much. Whenever we were on break, I'd go to my granny's, stay for a while, stop by at my uncle's house and then back to school. I'd watch closely how people communicated with one another in the bus, in the streets, in the markets and in church. It's very funny now but I was really determined even when I wasn't getting the pronunciation right lol. It did help and to a great extent at that. When I eventually went back to base, my family were amazed haha.

What I'm saying is that it's not too late for you, OP. You can actually learn bit by bit like I did, you can get a tutor as well. Good luck!

No cap lwkm. SenatePresdo, very apt

Mine is hereditary too. So sorry for your loss, may her soul continue to Rest In Peace.

Like you, I hate routine drugs. A family friend told me about sandpaper leaves, wash and squeeze them in clean water and take a glassful thrice daily. Absolutely recommend cos it's very effective, I took it just twice daily for a week and I've not felt that heaviness in my chest for a while now. Squeezing it na work oninown but it's totally worth it. If you can do it on your own or have someone help you squeeze them, I guarantee you'd feel much better. If you can't, keep taking your medications, get enough rest and always check your bp.

Also, if I may add - sometimes when there's a spike in your bp, it could be malaria, get tested & seek treatment as soon as you can.

As for the ginger, try cutting them into small chunks and leave to shrink(until there are little/no moisture in them), you can then ground into powder and store in a cool dry place. You can always infuse some into steamy hot water anytime you like, easy peazy. Also, you can gargle and rinse your mouth right after. I hope this helps.

Garlic, I prefer chewing them cos I feel it's more effective that way. I have relatives that prefer to swallow or cut one or two into very tiny bits for their stews/sauces, that's okay. I'd suggest you try swallowing, maybe last thing before you go to bed. It doesn't mean that the smell will go away totally, no it won't but it won't come on very strong. Well, your faeces may have that garlic smell, your farts too lol.

brimdans:

See this low retarded mofo.

Resist the urge. You've made a second one.

Boiled please, with a bowl of pear

Her mother is lying cold in the mortuary, now thisss. May their souls find rest and may God comfort their loved ones.

It's been 4months now. You haven't been here for sometime, I hope you're alright and your hubby is gradually finding his feet over there. Sending prayers up for your family, everything will be alright.

Nice one, Mr. Governor. Keep coming up with solutions that will suit community needs, may oil never dry from your head.

Lol that is a beautiful gown. The colour is cool on the eyes, it's quite long, the neckline is nice, simple design and no crazy openings. Would y'all have a problem with this outfit if it was worn by an average, obese, non-curvy and/or slim lady? My guess is as good as yours