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It's two times the cost here with half the size of the meats.

Ximenez:
You must be familiar with systematic reviews then.

Sure, I am. Your reply to the OP was pretty sarcastic, I'm sure you didn't mean every single word of what you typed up there lol

I haven't really paid attention to that. I think when I'm home, I tend to eat more. I dunno where that hunger comes from, can't explain it, just want something going into my mouth every minute. It's not like that when I'm outdoors.

Ximenez:
You said you are a researcher

Yup, why the sad emoji lmaoo

Ximenez:
God sent you to her to rescue her.
Persist with her, place her and the kid on a monthly allowance.
To lighten up her mood, open a joint account with her and start planning marriage.
The baby loving you is not a coincidence, you her the father, even though not biological, open a trust fund for the baby.
All the best bro, you are a real man.

Hahaha you're pure cruise.

garriAndsugar:
No.. you're all alone

Hahahaha

Your brother is already neck deep in this, he alone is in the position to actually get himself out of this mess but then I hope it won't be too late by then.

Y'all can only do your best which ofcourse I think y'all have done by accepting him back with open arms & also helping him settle some of his debts, some families really got no chill and will leave him to his fate after he ignored all their warnings and eventually cut them off for no just reason. I'm really sorry to say this but he only came back with the hope that y'all will surely be there for him in these challenging times and help him rise again, however chances that he'll suddenly develop amnesia and go straight back to his so-called girlfriend as soon as his loans have been paid off, I sincerely hope I'm wrong.

He has to also make efforts to pay off the remaining debts, y'all should let him know that he doesn't get to take the back seat (I know he's the victim here and y'all definitely feel pity for him but this will help develop some sense of responsibility on his part). I hope he didn't lose his job cos after your first paragraph, you didn't say anything again about that. It's his first relationship alright, we mumu for love dah year sha but this one right here is really getting out of hand.

Don't give up just yet, y'all still try to talk some sense into him, not guaranteed though as that may just fly over his head and that's why they say "no dey put mawt for loff matter, dem go use you settle las las" loff there- could go for other things that can make people get sentimental and defensive. Y'all be prayerful as well. Shalom!

Damn they sure look good together but omooo dem get mind oo.

Asides the fact that they fail woefully at hiding their excitement They come home with bags, basically to stock up so we know these are for the "rainy days" esp when it gets tougher & tougher by the day and payday seems so farrr away.

On a very good day, Fufu. Every other day, Eba.

dejt4u:
you will need to visit your department. Go and meet the PG coordinator in your department and also your HOD. They should be able to do something about it

Spot on!

This is indeed commendable.

His mum, awwww Welcome home, son of the soil.

Birthday blessings, OP. Didn't know you're an April-born May God continually keep you in good health to see this day in many more years to come. Cheers!

Silentgroper:
But jerry was the troublemaker..

Yeah true, Jerry will rile Tom up and then go around acting like a saint, making Tom look like the villain. Both of them get wahala sha.

Jerry, poor little rat haha they were both very troublesome but Jerry was really smart and Tom always got paid back in his own coin

Nice one. I'll be thrilled to behold such too considering the circumstances, don't let anyone make you feel otherwise. May our efforts never be in vain.

Akposkiz:
Pls help a friend of mine,what is the cause of headache

There is seldomly one single cause of health-related events. He/she should go see a doctor for proper diagnosis & necessary treatment.

Mowoe:
Good day NLers. Please does anyone know any public hospital in Lagos that has a Neurology department? I want to visit the hospital tomorrow but I'd like to have specific info so I'd know where exactly to look.

Thanks in anticipation.

You can go to LASUTH. I hope it's not too late.

socialmediaman:
It's better to use legal means with the consent of the man who will father the child. This may include signing documents that state you will have no legal connection whatsoever with the child, that is, you won't change your mind tomorrow and start laying claim to the child

Yes, I totally concur. This is a better way to go about it.

I really hope it's not scabies, OP.

This is just too much to bear, the hospital management should be sued for gross incompetence & negligence. I'm deeply sorry for your loss, please take heart. May God comfort & strengthen you and your family. Your son will make it out of the ICU alive, the Lord will provide all you'll need to take good care of him, he will be a source of joy to you and the entire family.

respect80:
The werey say him no ready for 2much talk fa

Abi naw, him no ready for too much talk. Hand never touch am, na whyy.

Sorry about that, you may have to consider getting some ear muffs so you can sleep at night.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. May he live long to fulfill God's manifest. Greetings to Big Sister!

Yeah and it wasn't funny at all cos I couldn't enjoy the meal again. It stung real bad even when I drank water

lugubrious:
I was just reflecting today on how Nairaland has been a blessing to me, so I decided to share my story to motivate anyone passing through anything similar.

This was my Erectile Dysfunction thread back in 2016.
https://www.nairaland.com/3024476/looking-how-cure-erectile-dysfunction

I stayed single looking for a medical cure to my ED. Having gone through all ED treatments prescribed by my urologist between 2017 - 2018, the only option left was a penile implant surgery which cost about 7 million naira at the time. I couldn’t afford it so I moved on with life hoping for the best. My life was a sad one hence my moniker.

Fast forward to 2019, I received a Nairaland PM from someone. Out of curiosity, I said hello back. She said she bumped into my post and decided to sympathize with me seeing what I was going through. I thanked her for showing concern and moved on.
Three months later same 2019, she remembered me from nowhere and sent another email requesting my number. We knew absolutely nothing about each other as there’s nothing from our Nairaland posts that mentioned anything personal like where we live, what we do for a living, etc.
I gave her my number and we got talking and progressed to WhatsApp chat. We got to know each other more and she was surprised I live abroad. Four months later in early 2020, I decided to go visit Nigeria as I hadn’t done so in 2 years. We had sex on the first date, thanks to her patience. And afterwards, the sex became so good that she climaxed so often, so much that she started saying that there’s nothing wrong with me. I was surprised myself seeing how I struggled to have sex having tried with about 5 different girls.
I actually suffered from venous leak but with her, it was so different as I wasn’t feeling any pressure whatsoever, and her body stimulates me nonstop that my body responds like a porn star, lol.
Beyond the sex, she’s beautiful and got a great personality/character, excellent cook, in fact 1000% wife material.
We got to know each other more. One year later in 2021, I went to marry her in Nigeria. I applied for her Permanent Residence and she left her sweet job and joined me early this year. Now we’re about 2 months pregnant.
My true life story of…what God cannot do, does not exist.
Now I wish I could change my moniker to elated.

Awww congratulations to you both. Indeed, what God cannot do does not exist. Cheers to many more years of marital bliss.

OfficialCribMD:
Taking medications like Omeprazole and cimentidin alone won't make you feel better. You need a lifestyle change: you need to take of the food you eat. You can read this article,it would help you https://blog.cribmd.com/ulcer-diet-the-best-nigerian-foods-to-eat-and-what-to-avoid/

That's right. OP, heed to this advice. It's not all about taking medications, you ought to consider some dietary modifications as well as your lifestyle in general. I hope this helps.

Lmaooo OP warisdis?!

lordmayor2013:
I have an interview on Monday at lasuth , I applied as a scientific officer. What are the likely questions I would be asked and what's the start up salary

Good luck with your interview today. May the odds be in your favour.

You both look good together. Congratulations and happy marital bliss.

odudueffiom:
was considering he's health.... 75, wouldn't want it to affect him

Let him go for the eye surgery as the first commenter suggested, the earlier the better. Don't wait for him to go totally blind, please.