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His mum, awwww Welcome home, son of the soil.

Birthday blessings, OP. Didn't know you're an April-born May God continually keep you in good health to see this day in many more years to come. Cheers!

Silentgroper:
But jerry was the troublemaker..

Yeah true, Jerry will rile Tom up and then go around acting like a saint, making Tom look like the villain. Both of them get wahala sha.

Jerry, poor little rat haha they were both very troublesome but Jerry was really smart and Tom always got paid back in his own coin

Nice one. I'll be thrilled to behold such too considering the circumstances, don't let anyone make you feel otherwise. May our efforts never be in vain.

Akposkiz:
Pls help a friend of mine,what is the cause of headache

There is seldomly one single cause of health-related events. He/she should go see a doctor for proper diagnosis & necessary treatment.

Mowoe:
Good day NLers. Please does anyone know any public hospital in Lagos that has a Neurology department? I want to visit the hospital tomorrow but I'd like to have specific info so I'd know where exactly to look.

Thanks in anticipation.

You can go to LASUTH. I hope it's not too late.

socialmediaman:
It's better to use legal means with the consent of the man who will father the child. This may include signing documents that state you will have no legal connection whatsoever with the child, that is, you won't change your mind tomorrow and start laying claim to the child

Yes, I totally concur. This is a better way to go about it.

I really hope it's not scabies, OP.

This is just too much to bear, the hospital management should be sued for gross incompetence & negligence. I'm deeply sorry for your loss, please take heart. May God comfort & strengthen you and your family. Your son will make it out of the ICU alive, the Lord will provide all you'll need to take good care of him, he will be a source of joy to you and the entire family.

respect80:
The werey say him no ready for 2much talk fa

Abi naw, him no ready for too much talk. Hand never touch am, na whyy.

Sorry about that, you may have to consider getting some ear muffs so you can sleep at night.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. May he live long to fulfill God's manifest. Greetings to Big Sister!

Yeah and it wasn't funny at all cos I couldn't enjoy the meal again. It stung real bad even when I drank water

lugubrious:
I was just reflecting today on how Nairaland has been a blessing to me, so I decided to share my story to motivate anyone passing through anything similar.

This was my Erectile Dysfunction thread back in 2016.
https://www.nairaland.com/3024476/looking-how-cure-erectile-dysfunction

I stayed single looking for a medical cure to my ED. Having gone through all ED treatments prescribed by my urologist between 2017 - 2018, the only option left was a penile implant surgery which cost about 7 million naira at the time. I couldn’t afford it so I moved on with life hoping for the best. My life was a sad one hence my moniker.

Fast forward to 2019, I received a Nairaland PM from someone. Out of curiosity, I said hello back. She said she bumped into my post and decided to sympathize with me seeing what I was going through. I thanked her for showing concern and moved on.
Three months later same 2019, she remembered me from nowhere and sent another email requesting my number. We knew absolutely nothing about each other as there’s nothing from our Nairaland posts that mentioned anything personal like where we live, what we do for a living, etc.
I gave her my number and we got talking and progressed to WhatsApp chat. We got to know each other more and she was surprised I live abroad. Four months later in early 2020, I decided to go visit Nigeria as I hadn’t done so in 2 years. We had sex on the first date, thanks to her patience. And afterwards, the sex became so good that she climaxed so often, so much that she started saying that there’s nothing wrong with me. I was surprised myself seeing how I struggled to have sex having tried with about 5 different girls.
I actually suffered from venous leak but with her, it was so different as I wasn’t feeling any pressure whatsoever, and her body stimulates me nonstop that my body responds like a porn star, lol.
Beyond the sex, she’s beautiful and got a great personality/character, excellent cook, in fact 1000% wife material.
We got to know each other more. One year later in 2021, I went to marry her in Nigeria. I applied for her Permanent Residence and she left her sweet job and joined me early this year. Now we’re about 2 months pregnant.
My true life story of…what God cannot do, does not exist.
Now I wish I could change my moniker to elated.

Awww congratulations to you both. Indeed, what God cannot do does not exist. Cheers to many more years of marital bliss.

OfficialCribMD:
Taking medications like Omeprazole and cimentidin alone won't make you feel better. You need a lifestyle change: you need to take of the food you eat. You can read this article,it would help you https://blog.cribmd.com/ulcer-diet-the-best-nigerian-foods-to-eat-and-what-to-avoid/

That's right. OP, heed to this advice. It's not all about taking medications, you ought to consider some dietary modifications as well as your lifestyle in general. I hope this helps.

Lmaooo OP warisdis?!

lordmayor2013:
I have an interview on Monday at lasuth , I applied as a scientific officer. What are the likely questions I would be asked and what's the start up salary

Good luck with your interview today. May the odds be in your favour.

You both look good together. Congratulations and happy marital bliss.

odudueffiom:
was considering he's health.... 75, wouldn't want it to affect him

Let him go for the eye surgery as the first commenter suggested, the earlier the better. Don't wait for him to go totally blind, please.

Audio restoration

Total blackout for weeks now.

There's been total blackout here for weeks now, same old story

Nice one. I chuckled when I read the part where your wife wanted to send the goat back to the fields but the goat entered the compound instead.

OP, lemme formally welcome you to Lagos then lol. Those akara balls don't look nearly-invisible at all, wetin you go talk if you con see 20naira akara wey some still dey sell for small pikin dem, make dem even fit buy use hol' belle. Beans cost, even groundnut oil no gree buy for market.

Awwwwwn welcome back soldier.

Thank you for the heads-up OP, God bless you.

This is all shades of wrong. And the teacher said she would do that again and again?? That teacher needs to get her head checked cos she has totally lost it. For the fact that the school management condones such barbaric acts, they should be sanctioned and the school closed down. Annnd who are the parents/guardians of these preschoolers that are made to experience such? This is just unacceptable, Godammit!

Awesome, congratulations OP.

Loool it's the manner of approach and the "must" for me. She should get an A for Strategy, you'd think she didn't have it all planned out but then yesterday was just 4th fogossake.

I won't bother my pretty lil head about your pal's reply to her, that's what she wanted to hear. Ofcourse you both weren't going to say "No" in that awkward situation, anything to get her off your way. See that no matter how small, issa trap cos even if na biro, it should atleast be of good quality.

Las las, no be by force to buy val gift, she can't possibly pass a bullet through y'all heads. Leave the married colleague to do whatever he deems fit. If you want to, fine, if you don't want to, that's fine too. Your intention isn't even cool, to start with, so maybe you should just save yourself the stress. Never mix business with pleasure but y'all never listen, naso see finish dey enter, gbege go carry chair siddon dey watch una laik feem, 2mins scandal don burst.

Charlotte, yaassss girl!

Sooo sad, I wish them quick recovery and complete healing. Some people somewhere are behind the circulation of these adulterated crude products, more like a business smh. May God help us.