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Casandy23:
check the link to see what ASUU said.

No be only "check the link...". Link kee you there

I'm just speechless. Gosh!

TEACHARIGHT:
Conversation between mum and daughter
Mum - Do you know this song- Water e no get enemy by Fela Anikulapo?

Daughter - No

Mum - These indomie generation children! Na wa!

Daughter - Mum, do you know Post Malone?

Mum - Still wondering what or who that is

Comrade, please off your mic

Heard so much about this Fisherman soup but never tried it out. It really looks so good. Thanks for the recipe.

Nerogaming01:
You snub my greetings twice before I dey lock up you.

Maybe you no hear the first time, or you dey vex normal.

Second day..

Third day: as I dey greet you I dey answer myself make you hear am.

4th day bye bye

Lol I do that too. Lmaooo you don off me, third day, you dey answer yourself mek dem hear you

Those people wey go done carry eye chook before you even reach where dem dey, dem no dey ever carry face straight even as dem dey waka, na their matter weak me. On a normal day, I avoid locking eyes with random people...somewhat awkward, at all at all e nur dey pass 3seconds and that's because I'm trying to recall if he/she is an acquaintance or just a face that looks familiar.

Itzwandis, you really hit the nail on the head. It is indeed a psychological issue, they keep trying to recover their lost funds but can't see that they're instead losing more funds, they have their minds sooo fixated on getting back all they lost. I also believe that if they can put all of that behind them and try to forge ahead, it will definitely help a whole lot; none of them are willing to let go. Bad habits die hard but then you should make more efforts to stop so you don't eventually get ruined, never give up.

Congratulations OP. Wishing you greater achievements, always be cautious as well.

Ultraviolet5:
it happened around February . I think it's probably been filled by now,if not by the govt then by the people loading bus there cause i can't imagine that I was the first or last person to take the unhappy swim lessons.

Ohh, that happened recently. Last time I was there was about 5yrs ago. I really do hope they've filled the damn hole. Haha lol @the bolded, sorry about that.

We had about 2-3 then, pressing that red button next to the switch The switch always got me pissed lol

Hahaha nice one. To the couple, mek body continue to dey sweet una laidis o, baba God don bless una marriage, carry go, nothing dey happen.

IKEDC, yinmu. Una jus lockup ontop light matter, wehdone oo.

Ultraviolet5:
I fell into a deep, water -filled hole at wethdral junction.
I was going back to school and the hole was just beside where the buses were loading .
I had just finished putting my bags in the trunk of the mini bus I was boarding,when one slipped out and was about to fall into the water.

I assumed it was just a shallow pool of water and stepped into it to catch my bag (after all it's no big deal if my shoe gets wet) ah ! bad idea!
Immediately I stepped in, my foot couldn't find the ground as expected and I fell in,omo the water was up to my chest and I still hadn't reached the bottom , and was still sinking.

For the next few seconds,i didn't move,the only thought in my head was" Huh? ". luckily the conductor and driver rushed to pull me out.

The good news is that the bag didn't get wet,my phone wasn't in my pocket and you know,i didn't drown in dirty murky water.

Bad news is that my 5h swam away and I was wet from chest down , dripping water all the way back to my school,pissed and grouchy as Bleep.

I know that junction, maybe not very well cos I never noticed there was a hole so deep that holds that much water. Did this happen recently? Just imagining how people moved around that place at night esp those who were not aware of such, how they fell in and the shock when they realized how deep.

Sorry about that experience, quite embarrassing.

Not bad for someone that has been going at it for 2yrs, maybe not there yet but your abs are looking good already. Not too much muscles going on (yet) mana oburukwanu na i bu Oliver Twist, then keep going til you get the desired outcome.

treesun:
The animal is always shy like a woman being wooed!

Haha okay, I get you. You seem to know this animal so well lol

Better now than later. Love is not controlling neither is it abusive. Leave an abusive relationship or marriage before it's too late. Never say he/she will change in the long run, it could get worse.

treesun:
Very sweet, but this animal always hide like a woman in love!

Lwkm this is the funniest thing I've read all day

Bashnigga:
I like the way u stylized your name...cool

Tenkiu Bash

Hassanmaye:
Lol if only you know the real meaning of wack

Hahahaha I do. Dis wan na pidgin "wack", I would've gone with "chow" but e nur go too blend.

Because man must wack where are our distinguished philosophers?

oz4real83:
2 or 4. For 1 and 6, very risky, somebody will be tampering with your bag without you knowing.

Exactly, after hearing stories of how criminal elements tamper with bags, cutting through with sharp objects and moving contents in it. It's 2 for me.

6 is just so funny lol. Reminds me of one or two classmates I had, back in the days. Very playful & stubborn boys

What's the age difference between you & I?

SQLmastar:
Is Tek Experts related to the YNV group?
I was of the assumption that they are an international body that encourages remote work.

I thought so as well. Honestly, I didn't know it was as bad as this.

Omooo I'm speechless aswear. I just know say my blood go don dey boil lol

Ximenez:
Even when the tables are turned, you can't still compare with what some guys do for a simple and basic stuff as getting laid.
We all read it here when a guy went to rob in order to get money to celebrate his girlfriend's birthday.

I have to take it one article at a time, Author, location, sample size, equipment, results etc.
No deadline, happy Sunday too.
Never been to church for like 16 months now though, hard to imagine for someone who was once an alter server.

Yeah I get you but then the bolded lol. Whoa! I didn't read about the guy who robbed to please his girlfriend, probably that was when I was away. Did he really think about how that single act could actually ruin his life forever likeee wtf! How did the story end though? I hope they're happily married now orrr set to wed soon, I'm trying really hard not to laugh rn seriously why go to such dangerous lengths for someone who definitely is not on same page with you jeez shogun laye ni?!

Okay good, no pressure, take your time. You were once an altar server haha youdonmeannit well, the COVID lockdown had me streaming masses online, still got its hold on me but then I try to follow up with church activities in my neighborhood.

Ximenez:
But i believe most women secretly wish to have a simp for a partner.

No challenges for now ,
I downloaded about 25 articles, I'm going to review at least 10, find some missing gaps and give my recommendations.

Lool the way y'all keep throwing this "simp" word around on here though. Considering that "simp" was derived from "simpleton", I used to wonder how y'all came about the whole simp narrative. I mean I get that loff can make people(men and women alike) do certain things wey dey be like say na juju even when they don't seem to get that same energy back from their significant other. If a man who tries so hard to please a woman either to get her attention or affection(hoping that she'll reciprocate also but eventually doesn't) is called a simp, how about when the tables are turned, what then do will you call such a woman? Just curious.

Oh great. Cool stuff. You'll dive into the 10 at once or spread it out, is there a deadline? Happy Sunday to you & yours btw

Mercychen:
Akpu doesn't smell. Its the way some process it that makes it smell.

In my place, akpu is just like pounded yam and can stay for days without smelling.
This is how we process the odourless akpu.

We soak the cassava overnight, grind it the next day, squeeze out the water and pack into a bag and be taking it from the bag. Washing the akpu with fresh water every morning. Just like pap.

The smelly akpu processing.
They soak it for days.
Then grind and leave it in the water for weeks to ferment before bagging it or they leave it in the drum and use it directly from the drum..

This process of fermentation is what introduces the smell to it.

Yea, that's right. You've said it all.

Darkseid:
Any akpu wey no smell for my hand na fake akpu be that. Village akpu can never be compared city akpu, the smellier the better

The smellier, the whaaat my belle wan burst dfkm bro

Ximenez:
Isn't that what most of you want?
"A real man"

I'm working on one.

Accuracy of Computed tomography urography, in the staging of urinary bladder carcinoma.

Hahahaha the definition may differ from person to person.

Nice one. How's it going? Any challenges so far?

It's two times the cost here with half the size of the meats.