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RiRi & Rocky, congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

So how do you dress for the market?
- A pair of trousers and a loose fitted top orrr anything comfy

Do you buy a bagco bag every market day or do you have one that you recycle?
- I have like 4, I just pick one anytime I'm off to the market. Wash, hang upside down to dry, fold and set aside.

Do you make a list?
- Within the week, I make a mental note about items we ran out of already or running low on. Keep track of 'em daily on my phone, to compile proper on Saturday before going to the market.

Do you buy from specific people or just anyone?
- I buy from specific people. Once they see me, they know what I want so they start putting everything together. I'm collecting my goods with my right hand and at the same time moving money from same hand to the vendor's. Sometimes, I also buy from just anyone, as the spirit leads anyway

Are you a moderate or heavy bargainer? Or you are the elite customer that never negotiates? grin
- To avoid insults and getting that "bad eye", I bargain moderately but then I don't really have time for all that back and forth. If I see that you're deliberately ignoring me or being unreasonable, I move away really fast, never turning back.

What are your tricks for getting reasonable bargains or you don’t care?
- I switch to pidgin sharp sharp or the vendor's native language(if I'm able to deduce that and ofcourse if I can speak) Hailing them "customer customer", "ore mi, bawo ni, mo n bo oo", "customer toh sure ju", "my very good customer", "shebi yunno say na you be my number 1, after you na still you" All na whining, any day wey see finish enter, naim be say everybody go dey im own lane.

Nice one

Sperm burglar indeed she went too far.

This shit right here is real. Some women actually glow in pregnancy, their skin so clear and smooth but it's not so for others. My nose was this biggg gosh, dark rough facial skin and also around my neck eishh. Omooo, those hormones.

Some don't rent rooms to single men as well. You must be married or about to.

You're alot smarter than I thought, chaiiii!!!

Congratulations to you & wifey. May God bless your union.

Bashnigga:
Haaaaa!!! Na so u heavy reach
I'm not anyone's papa o,at least not yet but I've got girls calling me daddy sha
Daddy wa

Ehennnn, father Abraham. Daddy J, eh tete wa ri nnkan.

Bashnigga:
yeah I completely understand ore mi, no joy at all. Thanks ma
I cross my heart & liver, i won't. in short, come and climb my back sef so that i can be carrying u along
(hope u be lekpa o)

Hahahaha no oo, mek pesin papa waist nur go break Eku enjoyment.

Bashnigga:
I can't leave u & japa nau
I'm still here in the kwantry with you o, (at least for now)
inu mi deh dun o, e ja mi si kini yii nau.

Loool okay oo. The wagging of tail stuff reflects a feeling of excitement and fulfillment so those ideal questions came to mind. No joy in zis kwantiri, everybody eye dey chook so let me share in your joy jare. Don't air me oo

Bashnigga:
Glad to hear that, u took a break from NL i guess
Everything is fine at my end. in fact if i had a tail, I'd wag it

Eh-ehn, amazing @the bolded Bash Bash, inu mi deh dun o, e ja mi si kini yii nau. Shey you don leave us japa abi you win lottery ni?

Bashnigga:
Omo Ibo ati Yoruba
o to ojo meta
U gud?

oshey jare, omo iya mi. I'm alright. Kilon popping?

2go bawo, ni 21st century awa yii

Bashnigga:
Bread & Moi moi


mama d mama, your face show

Bash Bash, I'm still waiting for my ileya meat oo. Pack moi moi elemi mewaa join am laidat
T for Tenks.

For leaving out Mayo, you're not forgiven oo.

In the absence of Mayo and scrambled eggs, gimme hot beans with some fish stew on it

I'm deeply sorry for your loss. May God comfort and strengthen you & the entire family. May her soul rest peacefully.

samso247 is right. OP, you keep having recurrences because it doesn't just end with medications. There's still some work to do. If you can afford it, change your beddings, boxers & briefs, inner wears. Make sure you sundry your clothings after washing, this will kill the mites on them. You can soak in hot water and disinfect, if you like. Start treatment again, much better if can you leave that vicinity for a while, pick a few clothes. After some time, your room will feel brand new, why? those mites can't live more than 4days on inanimate objects. Mectizan is not taken only once in a week(in your case, Mondays), it is taken once a day, everyday for a week. No, not Methyl but Benzyl Benzoate, apply the permethrin cream and stay away from s.ex(s-t-s or not) til you've gotten rid of it all. Don't dive in raw, always use protection.

Asking about the snake's age loool

CrownOfClay724:


Funny enough, if you take a look at your old folks' phone — those tiny Nokia and Itel torch phones that can't access the internet, you will marvel at the amount of gigabyte they gift to them, knowing fully well they won't be able to use it.

Lmaooo true

Bashnigga:
Lol, u dey whine me abi, who be all these people
Shey u like big boz, no worry na molue i go use, good enough?

Lwkm no go pack stone for inside am sha

Bashnigga:
Pretty please...
I've not forgotten, I'll harrange dee mohneey hinsyd hecolac bos
Who in God's name is that?

Honli hon wan kondisan, mek shua dee bos is very full if not forgerrit Iya Ayinde's husband nau

Bashnigga:
Na wa o, this yourba has really entered your head o, translate abeg. i didn't understand a single word u wrote up there
I just might take you up on your offer of a tutorial class afterall

I won't translate for you ooo and offer has closed Goan meet Baba Adisa

Bashnigga:
Oma abeg leave my heaven for me jhoor, go & picture your own.

How do you envision it to be like?

Ibi ti a maa mase faaji, gbadun ara wa titi laelae

Bashnigga:
Well, I've picture different images in my head...
Sometimes, an open garden with different fruits, flowers, butterflies, you know a land flowing with milk and honey like the garden of Eden and other times a place where everyone has personal mansion & if you need something all you have to do is think about it & it'll appear right in front of you
What we'll be doing is what i don't really know sha...sleep, wake up, eat, faaji & then repeat

Okare Apostle Faaji

Bashnigga:
Omo Ibo wey like Yoruba

Hahahaha dfkm

Bashnigga:
Covers banana peels with sand, mount my bicycle and pedal away majestically, miming to Sia's Unstoppable

Emi ika

Eyan Bash

Bashnigga:
Hahahahaha, okay o.
U knw that famous line "wahala be like..." yeah, I'm the Bicycle

Emi ika: (Litters the floor with banana peels)

Bashnigga:
Ohh!! I see.
Na ur type i dey like worry for school then o, it gives me joy...u go come out of that space & socialize by force

You abi, I know sey you go too like wahala Socialize kor no be everytime jare

Bashnigga:
Wahaluuuuuurrr true sha.
That student always reminding the further maths teacher whenever he forgets his class, that was u right? Talk true

Me ke! I didn't even like Further Maths to start with plus I was always in my own space in school.

That was very thoughtful of you, OP. God bless you & yours.

Bashnigga:
Na wa o, so many ITKs in ur Class... Thank God i wasn't in ur class, i for vex slap sombori one day

suspension straaaight!