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[quote author=Ishilove]You need Jesus[/quote

Why did you do that??

glitest: Wo gaosu no wo me I you yige lusieng.

Why you dey mix yoruba,hausa and english??Your tongue go cut oO

glitest: U see your life?...Na Chinese me fit dey speak na

Oya speak am make u put green light naa

glitest: I tey you sey i know English?

Nooo you te me say na Latin you dey speak now

glitest: Prudent ke?....You no serious

Yes naaaa no be only you dey speak grammar?

Fweshdude: Dση† mıηd †hεm brσ.

Nαα †hıεr ησrmα◘ †hıηg.

When the babe start the nonsense I just bone am like say e nor dey exist,na she come turn begin find me again oo...Ladies!!!Only God knows where they got such a funny ideaology!!!

rokiatu: They are not in the same league lol.....Aishwarya Ria remains one of the mmost beautiful women to ever graced the earth, She is like an Aishwarya Ria lookalike.

For an ordinary person who is not a celeb, kudos to her.

I'll love to see those faces without the make up

glitest: I no get greenlight....I am a prude in that dept.

Nooo you for say you are a prudent nor be only prude. Common babe tell us jare....

You would just come online and continue to scam innocent kids abi??You should be banned!!!!!

glitest: The only green light I know of, is that of the greenlight at the traffic light.

Alright talk about your own green light on your own traffic light.....

Kinkybraids: Im loving this Topic...the comments are too funny

Personally I think the following are 'green light' moments

1. When you look across the room and your eyes lock and she doesnt look away but challenges you and smiles... its hard to keep eye contact so if she does then its a clear sign she wants you to come say hi

2. My personal favorite is coming up with excuses to always talk to him... like borrowing a book, or something that I will have to return to you. If she is always doing this then its a sure sign

3.When you are talking to a guy and as you laugh you tap on his arm ...

4. If she is always looking sexier than normal when she has to meet with you then its obvious she is trying to impress you...

5. I really think the smile says it all... I personally have this 'unique' smile that i only show when im with someone I like. Its sort of a shy smile...like im 'blushing' ... I think many girls use this

Lastly my personal favorite when she offers to pay for stuff...including your stuff, girls dont mind using the money of guys that they dont like but when a girl likes you she will try to make sure you dont spend unnecessarily.

This is clearly I and one babe on ma team.. You be propheteSs?

glitest: Greenlight.. Hmm!

Oya talk your own greenlight things oooo

Ishilove: How does Ishilove show greenlight?

If you're on her bb contacts: when you chat her up and she responds, that's a major greenlight. On a normal day Ishilove does not respond to bb messages.

When Ishilove calls you with her credit: Under normal circumstances she NEVER uses her hard earned credit to call men. If she ain't attracted to you, you might even call her and she won't pick.

When you call her and she picks at the first ring. That's a green light. Most times she usually just stares at the phone and bobs her head as it rings.

She sends you text messages, and asks you personal questions.

When you meet her, she is very chatty and laughs at your lame asss jokes. Ishilove is usually reserved and would rather listen than talk, but if she chats and laughs, that's a neon green light flashing.

When you walk together on the street, if she moves close to you so that your bodies touch, that's a greenlight.

When you chat, she makes a point by making it a point to touch your hands, chest or neck, in order to pass a point. It doesn't get more 'greenlighty' than that.

*Yimu* prof!!!prof!!!If I hear Green light ko,,,,purple light ni!!!!!!

wilyparker: There's this gal(a friend) wen eva she comes to my house she always expose her undees wen we're alone... This has got me thinking... Pls i'd to knw if that's a green light...

It's a black light

Fweshdude: Its a normal thing that happens sometimes without you acknowledging.

Have dated a handfull of chicks [light,chocolate skinned..curvy,straight],i asked about six of them including the present one when they fell-in-love with me,they all say samething "the first day i saw you" and i'll be like "seriously?", especially the ones you felt where so classy before you got into them.

The first girl i dated i never asked her out, some i did and some from friendship turned f+ckship buh the signs are always there ama list em below.

1. When they add extra sexiness to their movement when ever they spot you to make you feel like "damn she's hot".

2. They act melodramatically when they're with a friend(s) and you spotted coming i.e they tend to over-do somethings, make some kinda unneccessary acts.

3. When they stare at you almost more than normal.

4. They always giggle more than usual when you have a little convo with them even without you been funny.

5. They always want you to walk them down the street at late hours claiming its too lonely.

And some claim to be hard-to-get most times cos of the tales they here about you.

Tales of how you hurt their friends,bang-dump another or how you took advantage of another, how you extract stuffs like cash,favour...

I bet the handsome dudes out there that know how to get a lady quickly like me also experience most of those listed.

P.S every detail or comment i noted above are strictly from my experience and my opinion, yours might differ.

Thanks

Bros you're very spot on!!Infact about two babes have used this tactics and me I no waste time pick them up ooo,what I don't understand is why ladies would flash the green abi na traffic light and then when the guy picks the cue they would start behaving like LASTMA officials or defenders in a football team......

Please OP what is depression?

Please OP what is depression??

victorVIC1: Lol..quite necessary

Seriously necessary o

Airforce1: ive been noticing this .... why is it ? how do they get upsidedown ?

Let me ask the cockroach in my kitchen

Op you're the best,I seriously need this......

The Bishop's spot on and it's such a funny spectacle to imagine...

I've always said it that a section of the media has a way of giving the wrong side of the news

Hmmm na to dey sleep plenty now oooo

Are you seriousI haven't seen or heard of such oOo

I kind of support the NMA on this one even if it is for selfish reasons

timbros: wow! Bros thank you for sharing this. I just checked that code and saw mine.... They didnt even SMS me!

If not for you, this 1gb would have been wasted.

Thanks again.

Please what's the code again?

Pepper never rest

temigracie: Babe, i dey your back like hunch-back...
...They need to know what we want for real....

They need to know how to mugu-lise us forever....

If I hear?