₦airaland Forum

shegsky: I cant just imagine it . Our ladies av forgotten that The most beautiful
girl in 1960 is an old woman today; nobody reigns forever.

They don't understand that @ all. And the sordid truth is that these tales are so real and true

repogirl:

Aunty why you dey =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))?

shegsky: My guy, the funniest part is that they wil later form holy holy for any church gathering you find them. And they also prove hard if u make an attempt to woo . Haaa, JESU Ku suru .

It's actually so sickening to see,hear and observe,imagine taking time and years to keep off only to discover that your wife's worse than a perforated basket....

shegsky: its really pathetic. Awa ngba awe, awon kan nje osan.

Hahahahahaha abi e ri bayiiWell the answer's just to maintain a free mind and posture cos truly getting such a lady's like searching for a needle on a bag of saw dust

shegsky: CHAI ! ! ! How person go take marry now ?
What upset me most is that these girls wey don run OVER-MILEAGE will still be forming saints out there . Haaa, its not fair o. What will now be the faith of we guyz that av determine to wait till the wedding night to av an experience of so called sex. GOD, Na ur hand i dey o. Never let me fall into there hands o . Na beg i dey beg o. In jesus name i pray.

Amen o bros. I share the same thoughts too o

tellwisdom: She doesn't need to tell me..In short im not ready to ask plenty of questions. I know how I go about mine and it has really worked immensely for me. My brother...beware of these women. Be it baby face, most calmed, most pretty, mummy's pet... Please BEWARE.

Hoes ain't loyal

Bros drop that your secret formula make we learn naa

tosyne2much: eeeeeehya.. D circumstance dat surrounded his death was pooooo... He didn't evn die in pursuit of success but in pursuit of a underskirt tins.. *shortcut to hell fire*

Lwkmd =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

tosyne2much: eeeeeehya.. D circumstance dat surrounded his death was pooooo... He didn't evn die in pursuit of success but in pursuit of a underskirt tins.. *shortcut to hell fire*

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

ihedinobi2: My kind of person. But I'm not marrying any girl who has not sampled the field well. Me I don't want curiousity to spoil my marriage o. So, minimum 500 men and they must come from as many cultures and skin colors and be of varied heights and lengths and girths as possible. When she comes to my bed, she must be free of all the nonsense curiousity biko.

Bros as I dey see you so na STD I dey see ooo

Eyop: Do you mind sharing the story?

Sure this guy was a close relation,I've forgotten his name he was working with a construction firm then,there was this lady called Caroline who had slept with almost every guy in the compound including the guy's junior brother and this guy was completely ignorant. This guy eventually picked up this babe they began to date and before you could say Jack even when the brother was telling him,my guy was playing the perfect lover and singing the familiar "all's in the past" song.This babe caused a rift that made the guy to move far away from the family without dropping any forwarding address,the mom developed full stroke because of this. As soon as they got to their new location she continued her sex spree with a blast and the day the guy discovered he fainted and passed away from there.

cococandy: Depending on age.
@25 yrs old between 30-50 men is ok

Come na match scoreline you dey count??

rozzay: Thank u sir, hope d next thread won't be how many marid men have women slept with. Jes asking o

Or better still how many married women have men slept with jes asking ni i

tosyne2much: All of una jst dey open mouth dey say I don't care bout her past.. YES u shldnt care but mind you, these past sometimes have negative effects... If d past doesn't count, why do we suffer frm generational curses and our parents past and have you also wondered why we have roll-over of punishment? So does it now mean that we should alwz indulge in poo during our youthful days having it in mind dat my future partner would definitely overlook my past ? Even as d Bible claims that we are only living by grace, do you knw dat these grace can be stretched to an end point and d grace would seem not to work 4u any longer?

Honestly it was this idea of forgetting the past that landed one of my close relations in the mortuary..

Eyop: then it means you are a Romantic magnet drawing them closer to you

Bros me sef no understand oo na to dey take off remain ooo

Idowuogbo: Kai! Indirect insult

Teeo, u see your life? Smallie

Iya yiii waa ma se eniyan lese ke!!!!=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

GoodFaith: Dude take a chance
faith does play a role
U might be lucky,but I was not lucky
I am very happy today

I definitely will infact the time's around the corner but bros the rate at which these ladies even when married tend to abandon their vows momentarily is so alarming... Just today I had one telling me that she has been thinking and dreaming of me all day....

Eyop: There's a senior customs officer that i know and we were very close but a lady caused a misunderstanding between myself and the man. The girl in question is a pastors daughter and sincerely i never indicated any interest on this same girl because i used to know her and it was just hi hi whenever i see her on the road. So on my way back from the east,i met with her @ umunede Delta State so we talked exchanged contact. Could you imagine that the same girl was dating the Custom officer who's even old enough to be her father?

Brother because of this same girl,this man brought out his stainless pistol and said he'll shoot me and that don't i know he has been investing on that girl since when she was in Secondary school I apologized and begged him,omo i nearly piss for body oooh . Later we settled but i never knew the man had not forgiven me oooo. There was a time i was travelling to the East so branched Ijebu-ode to say hello to him since he was on patrol assigned to Strike Force Unit on that road,brother could you imagine that this man radio Ofosu before Benin that i should be arrested and the car seized because there was no customs paper.

All effort to release that vehicle proof abortive and i spent 3 days with them there and the 3rd day i paid #50,000 to release that vehicle. To cut the long story short,the girl in question is married today with 3 children but still sleeping with that man till date.

You can imagine!!!!and the husband would be thinking and imagining that he has the best wife in the world,during my service about 4 years ago I was involved in an accident and was admitted in one of the known specialist hospitals in Lagos while there,I became close to one of the nurses who was married with about two kids bros during that period na only s****** na in we no do o and that was because of the fear of God in me after 4 years she called and we rekindled it we still dey chat like say tomorrow no dey ooo. This things dey make me fear marriage sef....

Lilimax: Say no to sexua!l immorality.

#team Virgin finder

Madam answer nooowww

Lilimax: If you're sleeping around before marriage, STOP.
Keep yourself until you get married.
If you've done it before, STOP and desist from such.
Keep yourself and the right man will locate you.

#team Virgin finder

Have you practiced this before the announcement?

Eyop: My brother the thing tire me no be small. The institution called marriage these days is tunmbo tunmbo or kalu-kalu so after you enter anything you see,you take

Bros no be lie ooo

Eyop: My brother it's a true life story nothing added and nothing subtracted. Joke apart,some girls/ladies would go as far as telling you that they are Virgins and if a guy is a complete novice he will definitely fall into that trap to believe them only to discover that it was all a farce. The last time i heard from Oge,he went and married a 17 years old girl ,promised the parents to handle the girls schooling expenses but all that happened after he had confirmed that the girl in question was a virgin.

He never believed there's any lady that would have slept with a minimum of 5 guys,his own believe was always 100 min and there was one working class lady i saw with him & he said "prince,this one don rock minimum of 350 men ooo u no see am for her face "

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) choi!!!!!!*faints*

[quote author=onihaxy][/quote]Onihaxy you're right I fell for their tricks and ended up wasting all my savings on that nonsense!!!

OtunbaJega: Jonathan

Na you come get sense abi?Mr sabi!!!! Supo!!

Bluetooth2: You can never satisfy an average black man. A supposed politician comes home to identify with the masses, you will complain he's looking for votes. If he doesn't come and operate from Abuja, then he's arrogant and will likely win by hiring thugs and stuff ballot boxes with fake voters' card. If he's indifferent, it means he doesn't care about his constituency.

What is funny in Oshiomhole and Obi going to see people whose homes were awash by flood ? It may sound funny but you need to go ask George Bush what happened in the wake of hurricane katrina and its aftermath.

Yes, lobbying exist everywhere when it comes to political campaigns !

Abeg!!Abeg!!Abeg!!Make we hear word jare!!!Oga politician!!!

Yomieluv: They deserve a time on comedy skit.

The worst is the omisore's own,he looks lost in his pretense for vote- how can someone hold two corns,was he planning to fight with it like a character in spartacus?

Choi!!!! =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) Lobatan oooo

nigerianvenom: Agric Minister Disses APC With A Simple Tweet

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akinwunmi adesina
"never join noise makers.noise maybe loud,but fact are silent truth. agric is working in nigeria now. join the new wealth train"

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If there is any minister I love with all my heart it's this man. How do we join Sir?

nigerianvenom: thank u sir for reminding us about their lies,though we know it.
first the said patience jonathan was dead,she came out stronger and the the changed their song from majek fashek to the mandators.
just last week,GEJ travelled to germany,the information minister,reuben abati and doyin okupe whom are all the FG media channels never said GEJ was ill,but locally sponsored and evil machines of tinubu and co announced that GEJ is in coma in germany.
b4 now they said 500 school girls dat registered for waec were kidnapped by boko haram,now they have changed their tune to boko haram hoisting of flag without showing us one flag hoisted by their boko haram.
they said FG used military to rigged ekiti state election for PDP to win,but when same method was used in osun,guess what they said;they said "the will of they people prevailed".
no wonder d bible said,"and ye shall know the truth and the truth shall set u free".

May God bless you,and the brain that fashioned this out. Onpointedness!!!!!!

ratiken: Why?

As much I am in full support of GEJ till 2019, I am becoming increasingly concerned about the opposition post 2015.

We cannot afford to go back to a one-party system. APC needs to hold forth at least for the sake of Nigeria and not their pockets. They should quit propaganda and build a strong structure towards 2019. They stand a good chance after 2019 and they have 4.5 years to prove they are the change. They should put the self acclaimed kingmakers within them in check to build a robust non-janjaweedian system.

We need APC to keep PDP in check without the negative politicking and propaganda. They should not allow their personal greed override their national essence.

This is coming from a core Pro-GEJ and a Nigerian dream believer.

We need more of your type in Nigeria.....

3cycle: Please who is bright Dike?

He is one biiiiIiiigggg ibo boy with muscles who is in Amedican,he can pray booru werr werr!!!!

onatisi: this is a classical scam .
the news was that 200 girls were ferried said to have been kidnapped and moved without hindrance! juju matters .
then stories started coming out about how some of the girls escaped from their fullly armed captors ,dem be chibok rambos .
their prison break stories from boko haram was even scandalously hilarious and funny, eg girls jumping from moving trucks ,asking to pee the beating it,doing it the commando style in chibok usain bolts fashion
then came the chibok protest, without any of the girls that escaped present to prove that truly they did escaped,nollywood characters .
what about the 1 million naira each that was hurried disbursed to families of the so called girls just 3 days after the so called abduction ?
no press conference to show the escaped girls as a rallying call to save the rest ,and now we are been told they are all been taken to the united states for better education !. i love naija
who are these so called mysterious girls anyway?

Even on fb I've always said that the chibok thing stinks to the high heavens but all these opposition warriors would never stop talking

repogirl: These FIFA people are shameless o, that our goal was no offside, did anyone remember when oshoala was charging to the post against three german defenders and an offside was called? I was waiting to see the replay but never did, they never showed it, Na wah for this Oyibo people o, worldclass magomago!

Oyibo go always be Oyibo now