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Romance › Re: How To Catch A Woman To Follow You Like Mugu,haha by 1miccza: 9:54pm On Sep 09, 2014
rozzay: U see were u lie, money no fit catch some babes like me, farano nd my sweet temigracie. Let me tell u wat can make us be ur mugu for life;
1) Respect ur woman
2) Worship her
3) TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN
4) Make her no 1 in ur life
5) Always be dere 4 her
Nd if she s a gud woman she will be ur mugu for life, no juju is nided.
Story for the gods!!!!!If a man does this,he will be tagged a fool,weakling or "mumu"...Make we hear jare!!!It's money,even a married lady would gladly run away from her husband if there's money and good sex involved
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by 1miccza: 7:05pm On Sep 08, 2014
Gombs: grin grin... Kunle o! Anyways,

7 things to know about Pastor Chris Oyakhilome

Before you can talk down my Pastor,you must have done the following:

1. Publish a daily devotional of 423 languages circulated in 352 countries and territories and price is #150 since a decade with impeccable print

2. Train and develop leaders and Pastors who are capable to do what you do.

3. Hold a crusade which gathered over 2.5million people in just one night.

4. Take hundreds of homeless,abandoned and helpless children off the street and send them to school without charity support, but partnership of brethren.

5. Organise an annual conference for Ministers outside your ministry from all around the world

6. Conduct healing program for sick people without collecting a fee.

7. Several annual community development services and projects for countries without the government's financial support

?.... you have not been able to win you tithe debate on nl, and yet you hating! Wait for the details, am typing it from the video...might even put up the youtube video after am done uploading... no get Hypertension o grin
Absolute rubbish!!Sheepish followers!!!!!!
Family › Re: My Wife Slept With Our Neighbour by 1miccza: 11:13pm On Sep 07, 2014
kreamidiva: Baba was 40 when sisi eko was 16. Imagine o. That was why baba's FIL who apparently sold sisi eko for money told baba to ignore her and marry another wife.
You can imagine she was young enough to be his second daughter why won't she do that??guys eh!
Family › Re: My Wife Slept With Our Neighbour by 1miccza: 4:25pm On Sep 07, 2014
kreamidiva: Can a kind-hearted Nairalander calculate the age difference for me. Simple arithmetic dey hard me for early morning. And please also calculate for me at what age they got married seeing that they've been married for 35 years! shocked cheesy


Baba's "kini Ko" don dey shrink and sisi eko needs a handy man to repair something for her!

Simples.
Exactly,but she too been see all that one before she jump marry am now
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favourite Christian Hymn? by 1miccza: 4:03pm On Sep 07, 2014
Jesu my lord,my God and all
Hear me blest Saviour when I call
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I need thee every hour
O most blessed saviour
My hope and my crown
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favourite Christian Hymn? by 1miccza: 4:01pm On Sep 07, 2014
Jesu my lord,my God and all
Hear me blest Saviour when I call
Romance › Re: List Of Things That Makes You A Woman Wrapper On Nairaland by 1miccza: 12:49pm On Sep 07, 2014
tosyne2much: I probably will receive some hate comments as it may come as a shock to d dudes affected by dis write-up but wetn concern me, na una sabi

1. When a lady posts ordinary ''LOL'' and u LIKE it, this is d beginning of woman wrapper-ing

2. If you praise or worship ladies without profile pix and you condemn ur fellow guys with profile pix, saying dey are ugly... This is woman wrapper-ing at a medium level

3. If you have been Following a lady and she's not Following back, instead of you to preserve your self-worth by keeping mute but you couldn't help other than to quote her saying, Pls I ave been Following you and you have not been Following back... This is the greatest height of woman wrapper-ing

4. When a guy makes a grammatical blunder or typographical error, instead of you to humbly correct his mistakes, you pick on and arrogantly start hurling insults pointing at his mistakes jst to get admiration or entertain the female folks.. This is woman Wrapper-ing at its peak

5.When a lady makes a simple comment and you quickly run through her profile only to compliment her beauty and not her comment... This is woman wrapper-ing at its grassroot


6. When a lady insults a guy jst for a sensible thread for his observation abt ladies, instead of you to rebuke her for being rude, but u quickly went through her profile and LIKE her pix... This is woman wrapper-ing at 300L

7. If an handsome guy uploads a nice shot since December 2010 and was able to get jst 2 Likes, and a lady uploaded a pix of wack quality by September 2014 and has gotten 100 LIKES.. We can deduce that a few species of Woman wrappers are actually the ones clustered around her, therefore, dis is woman wrapper-ing at
PGD level

8. if you have PM a lady for more than 10 times and seems not to reply, only for you to quote her saying,''pls why have you not been replying my mails ? This is woman wrapper-ing at Bsc level

9. If you open a thread jst to profess your love for a lady... This is woman wrapper-ing at PhD level

10. Lastly, when a guy attacks or rebuke me for this write up... This is the graduation of woman wrapper-ing frm PhD level to Professor level


Guys please feel free to add urs
This is so so on point,funny enough a whole lot of guys do all of this............
Christianity Etc › Re: Exact Facts Of Pastor Anita's Divorce Papers by 1miccza: 11:56am On Sep 07, 2014
Abeg make we hear jare!!!Na you be Pastor Chrishuhhuh
Romance › Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by 1miccza: 10:43am On Sep 07, 2014
Ishilove: You need Jesus
I have him already talk another one... Get your mind out of the gutter!!!!!!!!!!!!Respond jare!!!!!
Politics › Re: 9ice Finally Reveals His Party by 1miccza: 8:31am On Sep 07, 2014
Na gongo aso the guy wan go sing there??
Romance › Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by 1miccza: 8:24am On Sep 07, 2014
valdes00: I no knw y tins lik dis dey happen to guys wey no fit man up, d OP too cool...... Dats y wen sum1 on NL ask the reason y we date -- for love, money or sex ---- I said sex, I gat my reason.... U fall in love n dis shit appens...
Most defaneitely bro!!!!!
Romance › Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by 1miccza: 8:23am On Sep 07, 2014
temmyplayboy: My broda na so some ladies life be, dis quote is for u.
"Care little u will loose dem,care 2 much u will get hurt"
Me too have xperience such,but have not gone that xtent telling one fucking bitch am gonna die for her,so dis is 21th century bro, if a woman loves u nobody go tell you,shapen ur brain ooo,weed all does pain off with big bottle of dry gin.
Correct guy!!!!!!
Romance › Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by 1miccza: 8:21am On Sep 07, 2014
Ishilove: Question for Orunmila tongue
Come madam respond to your bb messages jare... Question for Orunmila ko question for Amadioha ni.. Look at her big black azz......
Sports › Re: WWF Wrestler Hulk Hogan In Ladipo Mushin Lagos (pics) by 1miccza: 8:08am On Sep 07, 2014
xarxes: US WWF wrestler Hulk hogan campaigning live at ladipo mushin lagos with police escort live in 9ja.

Mods pls front page
The guy wan open shop for Ladipo?
Celebrities › Re: Is This The Lady Causing Fight Between Pastor Chris & His Wife? by 1miccza: 7:46am On Sep 07, 2014
Very ugly babe!Imagine!!!
Romance › Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by 1miccza: 7:31am On Sep 07, 2014
Ishilove: Kiss ma black azz grin
Point of correction,your black big azz,why you run leave your book??
Romance › Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by 1miccza: 7:28am On Sep 07, 2014
Arsenate: people who don't love never go through heart aches. it's a cruel world out there.
don't love....
Preach on preacher!Nice one
Romance › Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by 1miccza: 7:25am On Sep 07, 2014
Arsenate: people who don't love never go through heart aches. it's a cruel world out there.
don't love....
Preach on preacher!!
Romance › Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by 1miccza: 7:24am On Sep 07, 2014
Ishilove: Nice one ko, ice one ni. Mscheeew
Kilode prof Es***** wetin you dey do here?Go read your book oo...=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) why you dey vex?
Romance › Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by 1miccza: 7:19am On Sep 07, 2014
cellors: Love conquers all things. It is good for a man to be wise.
You are not stupid young man. You are just naïve and innocent.

You need to put your acts together and realise, its best you jump off this bus early and move on with you life. No sentiments, no emotion bro, start doing something poistive with yourself.

I am happy to congratulate you on your decision to act wise and move on.
Wait oo, this no be love oooo. Wetin you sabi about love sef?

Go make some good money and forget about everything that would waste your time.

All the best bro. Cheers
Nice one bro
Romance › Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by 1miccza: 7:16am On Sep 07, 2014
chidyhels: Op. Na here I stop o
Any other thing u wrote na garbbish and waste of my reading time.

Babe is done with you
WTF
Leave her alone
I wonder how people still stay inlove without being loved in return.
Help me ask am o bros
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by 1miccza: 9:23pm On Sep 04, 2014
kraftykc: Same dilemma.


@OP...dare I say "don't give up?"
Said that and someone was creating a scene
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by 1miccza: 8:41pm On Sep 04, 2014
marieolae: Wow as fine as u are.. Dese guys are mad ooo
Abeg how you take see her pishure abeg?? because me i no see anything o
Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by 1miccza: 7:02am On Sep 04, 2014
vivaciouzz: I love dis..especially keeping many boyfriends.. I hate and can't do dat.
You sureeeeehuhhuh
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Diamond Global Concepts. by 1miccza: 9:28pm On Sep 02, 2014
It's GNLD Simple i've been there
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 6 Interviewers Urgently Needed To Join A Team Of Researchers. by 1miccza: 8:51pm On Sep 02, 2014
Is this Bankole Olatunbosun@ OPhuh
Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by 1miccza: 3:42pm On Sep 02, 2014
SammyHoe: Let me get sometin straight, do u mean to say that NL stories should be dramatised or just my one stories?
If it is NL stories from all authors then that is possible. You can open a thread concerning that and ask people for suggestion and help, but now for me I am only looking at publishing mine before doing any other things with them.
Making a movie would not stop you from publishing it would ithuhTalk about killing two birds with one stone
Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by 1miccza: 3:20pm On Sep 02, 2014
SammyHoe: Let me get sometin straight, do u mean to say that NL stories should be dramatised or just my one stories?
If it is NL stories from all authors then that is possible. You can open a thread concerning that and ask people for suggestion and help, but now for me I am only looking at publishing mine before doing any other things with them.
I mean yours and that of any other good writer shouldn't just be dramatised alone we should be able to make a movie out of this "we are able"we could even try to contact seasoned producers like Kunle Afolayan and the likes they would direct us as to how to push that forward if yours becomes a success,others would follow,what do you think??
Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by 1miccza: 2:58pm On Sep 02, 2014
SammyHoe: I've not heard about any of them. Pls tell me more.
There are.. You know what?? Let's discuss this with people like cuddlemii and repogirl and see what would come out of it,what do you think??
Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by 1miccza: 2:48pm On Sep 02, 2014
SammyHoe: Money answers all...who will finance it?
There are grants and loans for the entertainment industry even here on NL there are people with clout who would gladly either support financially or direct us to someone who can......What do you think??
Romance › Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by 1miccza: 2:40pm On Sep 02, 2014
repogirl: My name is repogirl and am married with three kids.... smiley
=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) bros you for look before you leap noooww.......

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