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tosyne2much: Egbon u are very very sensible... I will categorically say that any guy who attacks or rebuke you for dis write-up is guilty of woman wrapper-ing and low self esteem... Say no to woman wrapper-ing


Guys actually do silly poo that makes dem feel beneath ladies all in d name of being NICE. Take for example, I have uploaded my pix for quite a while ( abt a month ago ) and d highest av got is jst 13 likes ( fumble apart oooo, how many ladies profile pix betters mine?) Likewise some handsome dudes I view their profile by d reason of their sensible comments only to see mouth-opening nice profile pix but surprisingly, u would see little or no Likes.. It was so annoying wen a lady uploaded a picture of wack quality and she got 65 likes under 24 hours and I was lik WTF !!! Secondly, the rate at which Nairaland guys sef dey fall person hand sef no be am at all, countless times, I have seen some dumb threads like , SEXYMARY I'm dying for u and so on... Thirdly, d rate at which guys follow ladies on NL sef ehn na falling hand tins.. Most times, u wld even see some guys belittling their male counterpart in threads that reveals d truth abt ladies so that dey would get likes frm few ladies... Imagine a girl telling me to step outside and get her recharge card around 11pm and dat it was too late for her to go out and buy.. I was lik WTF!!! If it was 11pm at ur own place, is it 7pm at my own place ?

When I joined NL,I went straight to the literature section I followed no one and nobody followed me I only began to follow writers that were very good and the first person I picked was even a guy... Guys can be very funny at times you know

lirusehn: like seriously numb 3 (saying thanks wen a lady accepts them on Facebook) sucks. I hate it like hell.

It's really so dumb actually,I can't remember doing that

texanomaly: Oh no! You know where I am.

You didn't ask after me @ all and it isn't fair

texanomaly: I think there's another with tex in their moniker.

How's you?

Those are the fake ones,this is da original,I've been down a bit

texanomaly: This is from my diary.



https://www.nairaland.com/1342944/tex-talk#16555817

The only Tex of NL

ihedinobi2: Sarcasm, bro, the word is, sarcasm.

I do know bro we're just catching our fun u know

Meeen the crush has refused to come out ooo

dotcomnamename: [size=30pt]9 GOALS BETWEEN EVERTON AND CHELSEA,CLUBS THAT HAVE NEVER PRODUCED MORE THAN 4 GOALS IN A GAME.
MATCH FIXING IN PROGRESS.[/size]

Are you high on sumfin??

waterhouse071: I thought clueless Nigerians and their clueless government prefer nurses to doctors. let countries with value for human life continue to absorb them, at least USA already has 10000 and UK 4000 Nigerian doctors.

My friend!!!Nigerians would always stand against senseless agitations and meaningless strikes... Them for no call off the strike wether even bricklayer no go apply for their post Mttchew!!!!

Briareos: So, lemme get this straight... Nairaland wrote about Derenle. Derenle now tweets what Nairaland wrote about him. Now, Nairaland writes about Derenle's tweet about what Nairaland wrote about him?

So, soon, Derenle will again tweet what Nairaland wrote about him tweeting what Nairaland wrote about him in the first place.

And then Nairaland will post it again? What a cycle??

donnish: the devil is a lier...pls God let dis nt be tru... U sure say the devil is nt tryin to u the woman again...Adam and Eve matter

Bros leave devil out of this when person dey preach "come as you are" and and all those bumshort wearing,spaghetti top totting,and mini skirt wearing girls wey full in church you sure say "in Jesus name" no go reach under some of them??

lomaxx: Konji na bastard

Na who go come go heaven now?

Bros me sef dey reason am abeg who go go heaven now ehn...

How this one take concern us now

Tval: If they tell you not to drink garri without milk, you would think the person is against you eating. When "EDE" turn "EDO"?

Bros I no just understand

Ahmeduana: WHERE DID YOU HEARD IT FROM THAT DAVIDO IS FROM EDO?

He said Ede not Edo

RichDad1: Oga wetin be your own? You guys should manage that nau? Don't bankrupt this government before swearing-in kwa?
Phee Di Phee, Fawa 2 De Phipu

Bros but our hei phee shee people shared half bags now eh bros you go lose votes ooo

RichDad1: It's already on the rice nau?

They might just demand for bags

RichDad1: This is getting interesting.
Let the Rice sharing begin.

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) how about the meat sharing?

Mayydayy: i dont want to say what am thinking now.if i say it here my dad may disown me.my community people might cal me bastard.so.am keeping my secret to myself.but i will give you a clue.am saving some money already

Shhhhh don't say much,you might say something now and your oga @ da top would say another thing

chuqudy: Ebola

Yes o.Ebolachi

UchihaMadara: NIGERIA PRESIDENTIAL VILLA, ASO ROCK

https://www.menas.co.uk/images/site/main_images/Nigeria_AsoRock_rounded.jpg

That's zuma rock jooo,where's the villa

repogirl: , pls expose these officers o before anymore people become victims!

Not just officers that's what they do there,even if they do the police would not do anything.. This should be on the front page or is it already there?? *scratching my head*

Eyop: Na real aunty oooo i no even know say na bad market. Na pesin wife so leave am she's allowed to peep and go wen she likes

Bros me sef na person husband too o,I no go allow peeping and running oo