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texanomaly: Morning

Morning

To you

To you

So many mornings no thanks to NL's network

glitest: ..SMH

Common!!Shake sumfin else definitely not your head . You want make your head fall comot?

texanomaly: I agree. The evidence is not looking good for the cops in this case. It is a same that in this day and age race is even an issue anymore. SMH.

I'm still waiting for a video to surface of the actual incident though. There has to be one with so many people around.

Good moaning Tex

texanomaly: I agree. The evidence is not looking good for the cops in this case. It is a same that in this day and age race is even an issue anymore. SMH.

I'm still waiting for a video to surface of the actual incident though. There has to be one with so many people around.

Mawnin Tex

glitest: Hmm!!.
That would have been romantic, if I were your gf; but I'm not.
* seductively turns around;gives him a kiss on the forehead; removes he's hand, and trouts out of thread*

*opens his froggy eyes*#looks at her and waddles after her.. Na me and you today.. Elemi lo ma last...

glitest: Hahahahaha .....oh my goodness.
That was hilarious.

# speaks in a posh voice#
Yes Darrlinnng I am a special lady....struts out of thread.

Where are you coming from mmtttcch bia where are u going to? *pulling her shirt and hugging her waist*#

glitest: Hahahahaha .....oh my goodness.
That was hilarious.

# speaks in a posh voice#
Yes Darrlinnng I am a special lady....struts out of thread.

Where are you coming from mmtttcch bia where are u going to? *pulling her shirt and hugging her waist*

glitest: #Removes invisible shaded glasees # throws hair back wards # strikes a posh pose#pouts#

Yes; for me and me only Daaaaarlinnnnng

On the contrary #rubs opolo eyes#frogwalks#opens her scattered teeth#

And then I scream shuuoo na only u waka come??

glitest: They've done that already.

Are you seriousA garri,sugar and milk section for glitest alone  
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‎​. Maaaaaammmaaaa ooo Ibaaa oooo!!!!!!!

Lean

Elongate

Bros this your piece is not meant for the Nigerian girl,lady or woman. If I hear say Naija babe propose to man

repogirl: hmmmmmm, make I no comment on that one

You no need comment now because na the only missing link for the equation be that now

glitest: Hahahahaha

You are a case; Honestly

But that was what you inferred now... Looks like shoprite would soon be opening a "garri and sugar section" just for you alone

repogirl: lol, abi o!

And maybe just maybe your kids would be hausa to complete the equation.......

glitest: Lwkmd
. U ?

Wetin I do? Na true now as e be say na 5 naira sugar and 10 naira milk you wan go find for shoprite so now!!!!

repogirl: My moms ijaw, my dads Yoruba, my husband is Ibo

And you are Nigeria

glitest: Offcourse nah.

E be like say una get shoprite for una kitchen!!!!

glitest: Yep!!!

Do they sell garri and sugar at Shoprite!!

glitest: Typo...*Shoprite*.

Oh!!because you wan drink garri with milk and sugar na in u wan enter shoprite??

glitest: Oh Offcourse!!...(With mildly cold water)...I do get powered milk from the Spanish store near by...As for sugar?....I mean..Sugar definitely does make it taste alot better.

Did you just. Say "spanish store"??Do we have that in naija?? *innocent face*

priscaoge: And u should be banned for life for this quote

He's saying goodbye for a week

dre11: are u asking me to tell u

Why should I even think of asking?

iconize: He's a defender I guess...

Naa he's a striker

iconize: Wonder kid..

But honestly I don't like peeps calling Iheanacho a striker, he's more of an attacking mid-fielder.
Or do we say he's a false 9...

A false 9 is a striker..... He isn't an attacking midfielder..

glitest: Hmm!!...Garri for me is a delicacy oh....Its been a while since I drank garri with groundnut.

How about adding sugar and a bit of milk for effect,that should enhance it.

dre11: are u asking me to tell u

What have you done to deserve that

glitest: Wetin I chop remain?....Na garri & groundnut I leave remain for u.

A whole butti like you??That na kpakororo food be that naaaCommon fine girl like you no suppose dey chop that type naa!!

dre11: do u have diffcuilty in seeing

What is there to see

dre11: did u see sometin diff

Why would I see anything at all?