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tspouse:
if he block u on whatapp block him on facebook,if he block you snapchat block him on skype,den msg me privatly for further instruction

Bros you typed instruction instead of destruction.

I have received mine o
















In my dream yesterday

PapiSmith:
The rate at which we attack women on nairaland is "fearing" me sef.

Yes they are annoying and have too many baggages but we don't have any choice than to deal with them even with their flaws

Fa ya mind naa you dey Bobo nice ABI?

importexpert:
There are certain things that as a guy, you must take notice of in your partner. Most guys are really clueless about dating when compared to women. Sometimes, they make many guys feel like learners.
The simple truth is that things might go wrong no matter what you do. It is therefore important you look out and know what to avoid in a relationship. I have penned down a couple of things.

1. If a lady misses a date you both agreed on and doesn’t call to apologize, let her go. There is no time to waste on one woman. If she does call to apologize, let her be the one to request another time so as to make it up to you. If she doesn't show up again, forget about her. She doesn't value your time.

2. Never let any woman disrespect you. If she does and she refuses to apologize and change for good, drop her. You don't want to be with someone who tears down your self esteem or does not know your worth.

3. Dating an indecisive lady can be frustrating. When you find yourself with one, give her space. You should not try to force people to make up their mind. Let her coming to you be out of choice and not compulsion.

4. Never try to buy a lady's affection. Trust me, that's one path you don't want to walk. If a woman does not like you, your expensive gifts will not change her mind. Instead, you will end up becoming be a “financial boyfriend” who sorts out her needs, aka “mugu”.

5. Never beg a woman to give you a chance. If you think she eventually gives you a chance, then you're mistaken. She probably showed you pity. And you know something about pity in relationships? It does not last long.

6. If a woman uses sex as a negotiating tool, dump her sorry ass. She is only manipulating you and nothing more. Sex is not a favour or reward!

7. Never let a lady be sure that you are crazy about her to the point that she feels too confident. In fact, never affirm your love immediately to her. Suppress that feeling to talk about it till she has shown you all possible green lights that she loves you.

8. If you give her a phone call twice and she doesn't answer, do not give her a call again. It is called desperation, and woman can smell it from a distance. You what it does to them, remember? Instead, just send a text.

9. Do not compare her to your ex. In the same way, if she talks about her ex with you to the level of comparisons, let her go ASAP. You will never be enough for her. You don't want to spend your energy trying to fill a shoe that was not yours in the first place.

10. Trust your instincts. The first problem with guys when they start feeling emotional about a lady is that they let the feelings overwhelm their sense of reasoning. Someone told me the other day that he let go of his logical self to date a woman. Huh? Do not make that mistake.

11. Never show 100% commitment to a lady. No matter how sweet she may be, she is not yours till you both tie the knot. Don't even assume that she will not leave. Realize that until you both wed, there is nothing like complete commitment.

12. Maintain an air of mystery. Never divulge too much about yourself too soon. Keep her in wonder of who you are.

13. Except you know how to chat with a lady and keep the sparks on, save the conversation for your dates. You may make use of that platform when you have come quite a distance with her.

14. Women desire attention just like guys desire sex. It is your own weapon. Even if she asks for it, be frugal about it. Never let her talk you in to giving her your complete attention. It may backfire soon since what one gets used to can easily be abused.

15. Do not make all the efforts in a relationship. I for one have a policy that I will take only two steps and wait for the lady to take at least one step. Whosoever invests more in a relationship gets emotional tied more than the other person.

16. Never change who you are for a woman. Never! If you must change, let it be because you feel the need to and not because you want to impress a lady.

17. Never lose your voice to a woman. Do not become a “yes man” to anything she says. It does not get her attracted to you; instead, it makes you look like a wimp. If there is something you do not agree about, state your opinion. If you think she did wrong, let her know
about it and don't keep mute about it.

18. Except you want to, never date any girl who has more problems than you do. Chances are that she may draw you in to all of it and you'd soon be overwhelmed. If you must date such a woman, be sure of what you are stepping in to.

19. If you ever find yourself with a possessive, over-jealous or domineering lady, drop her fast. She is not worth the stress. You will save yourself a lot of trouble by doing so.

20. Be alert about attempts to manipulate you. Recognize when. She is trying to get you to do something or not. Ensure you follow the decision of your will. Do not let the tears get to you or the pleadings get to you. You may do otherwise if you deem it fit to make a compromise on your stand, but guard against manipulation.

21. If a lady ever cheats on you, there is no remedy for it. Let her go. It is an already established fact that women who have affairs end up developing a bond with whosoever the other person is. The mere fact that she cheated means you should call it quit.

These are just a couple of essential dating etiquette guys should know and date by.
You can add more or share your thoughts about specific points through the comment box.

Someone give this guy a medal please?

That big sister be like say e go short pass her papa o

Eewww see as the thing be like water water s h I t .

Abeg how this one take concern us ehn?

You know best. Follow your heart.

Bros it's GNLD.

Op you don see or hear say church reject money before?

Infact let me go and look for my own whistle too o. Imagine what that Osborne whistle blower would get . Oh boy eeeeee. I need to add whistle blowing to my interests and hobbies oo

KEZDON:
Hmmmmmmm, I thought dat as a country we have gone past dis politics of bitterness?



#whowilllovemycountry

So sad *sighs* If this can happen to a serving senator, who would save the common man

vatiqan:
This is the very first time you'll make sense, since I knew you. To hell with PDP/APC! Whoever is found culpable, should be made to face the full wrath of the Law, chikenna!

QED dazall

Bowwow11:
APC change was just a scam

I have always said and known this but their paid apostles are very good at circulating propaganda and falsehood on every social media

This is another one saying the same as FFK Our anti corruption FG would never see this one they would be planning and strategizing on how to sweep this also under the carpet.

omogidi234:
Please, I also encourage you to read the story again. The Okada rider hit the CAUTION. Right! What did the driver used as CAUTION? His tyre and his engine cover! Is that what the law recommends as CAUTION SiGN? He is liable!

At least he was sensible enough to have placed something that could serve was the bike man sleeping or something?

LionDeLeo:
What I know is that no supporter of corruption will go unpunished by special Grace of The Living God.

Nemesis will definitely catch up with anyone who wants this country to be described with corruption.

My children and my children's children will never suffer from the corrupt practices because I don't support it but whoever supports corruption must feel it.

Now buzz of my mention.

Now compare both prayers and tell me the similarities.

Shiooooor oshi o danle Palo. This is More like asking a painter to bring a dismembered corpse back to life.

omogidi234:
....."According to the bus driver his car was not firing well so he parked brought out his spare tyre and engine cover as caution sign for in coming vehicles".

That is the statement on that story or news.

It thus means, he didn't have a CAUTION SIGN.

Also, look at the POSTERIOR view of those pictures, there is at least 1 to 2 metre space between the edge of the bridge rail and the bus. I can posit that the impact on the bus could not have shifted the bus because it was stationary.

In the same vein, if the bus had stopped around RRS and park, it wouldn't have been an issue. Since the RRS is stationed on both sides of the bridge at a portion known as layby.

Any stopping on the bridge other than on the layby, requires a bright light SIGN to alert oncoming motorists of danger and not one dark colour tyre. In addition, such driver must ensure the car is totally off the road, that is not the case here.

OKADA riders are extremely terrible but the driver has some faults.

Bros read the story naa. Nor let people full your timeline with mention eeeeee

LionDeLeo:
By the special Grace of The Living God, it shall never be well with any supporter of corruption in this country.

God bless PMB
God bless Ibrahim Magu
God bless patriotic Nigerians
Long live The Fed Rep of Nigeria.

By the special Grace of God it shall also never be well with those perpetrating corruption and placing the blame on others. May it never be well with those that are selectively fighting corruption and those supporting them in Jesus name.
Long Live Nigeria.
God bless Nigeria.

Jeeeez!!!!!Wikid man!!!!!!!Wikiiiidd!!!!

LionDeLeo:
Very funny. Same people shouting that it was all propaganda for Magu's bla bla bla are still the ones pointing fingers at the supposed owners. Very amusing.

Very confused folks. Nemesis will catch up with everyone one after the other, keep defending criminals.

God bless PMB
Long live The Fed Rep of Nigeria.

I'm​ very sure that deep within you, you are finding it hard to believe yourself

If anyone in the current govt or APC is mistakenly implicated then the story disappears without a trace yet one yeye so called pastor and his team of misled believers are still talking about anti corruption. Anti ko Boda ni?

gbegemaster:
Police remove your hand from the matter.

It's always been the girls decision all along although she messed up by dating the both of them.

Probably Uba is a good guy and Michael is bad guy and good girls are usually fascinated by bad guys.

*Modified*

As in ehn, see the girl when Land two guys for station. See her legs

My brother na wa oo

omogidi234:
The distance between the rail and the bus is much. I am not absolving the Okada rider ( they are terrible riders.), but I think the bus driver should be reprimanded for not using the known Caution Sign and not parking entirely off the road.

Bros no vex o but did you read the story at all?

adem30:
Show us your prove as the other guy gave us his source, and stop manipulating stories, I don't know if its in your dream that Kano got 6millions votes

Hello ooo where did you see 6million votes in my post oo. Looks like some of you just enjoy wasting your MBs on quotes and mentions.

9jakohai:
Kano had 4million regd voters, out of which 2,400,000 were accredited to vote....out of which 1.9million voted APC.

Keep in mind that Buhari got 15m votes....so if you are right, Kano got nearly 1/2 of the votes for Buhari.

If you don't believe me, check INEC's offical result sheet: http://www.inecnigeria.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/summary-of-results.pdf

You forgot to add that three quarters were underaged voters and some of the officials were held at gun and knife point.

Rubbish talk. Why did they collect it at first?
For this Naija na in person go collect big money return am. Abeg Oga INEC talk another lie, this one no sweet.

When will they arrest Techno, Infinix and Kenwood

All these mumus sef it was fake but the masses were enjoying now the real economic growth is here and there's so much hunger, death, and crime in the land. Who's decieving who?

Fucktensei:
Cultists are bunch of idiotts who don't know that their actually sealing their destinies and prolonging it to 49yrs more forward! Nevertheless, that's why you Harley see them progressing ever! Even if they do, their mates would be 20 steps ahead of them after 8 yes of graduation from school!

Bros small small before you use hand call thunder oo

Go to his initiation ground with him @op