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CalmNCollected:
Lol, what about thinking like there's no box

Good question

repogirl:
It's more of a health thing...she has had blood clots in the past, and the suit helps with compression which prevents blood clots.

Thanks for the education, a lot of us do not know this...

Sirmuel1:
Only fools will support Buhari or Atiku!!!

Most of the fools are on nairaland

Honestly

adams123:
Buhari's performance is not encouraging but Atiku is not an option to me.... Though I won't waste my vote for any of them...l would rather be watching them on TV and pray for better candidate to emerged.

Same here bro, same here

safarigirl:
i dey come. I'm watching one potentially useless AY movie like that, will drop a review when I'm done

I'll also be reviewing Chief Daddy by the end of the week.

Seriously waiting like Bingo here !!! *spreads my mat*

safarigirl:
#2

Movie Title: The Visit

https://blog.irokotv.com/wp-content/growth-img-folds/2016/04/TheVisit_FB_Banner_Master.jpg

Year: 2016

Cast: Nse-Ikpe Etim, Blossom Chukwujekwu, Femi Jacobs, Bhaira Mcwizu

Genre: Drama

Industry: Nollywood

Time: 2h 21m

Plot:

Two exrremely different couples who share a compound, are brought together in unlikely circumstances. In the process, secrets are uncovered and they learn more of each other in the space of one day


Review

This is one Nigerian movie I can recommend for anyone. There are so many good things to take away from this movie.

Let me start with the storyline, believe it or not, this movie had just four characters. You would wonder what four people could do in two hours, but they did far more than what a 20-man cast could ever accomplish. The story of a perfect couple, clashing with a dysfunctional couple isn't very familiar in Nollywood. Even more, what were the odds that the perfect couple would end up being the actual nutjobs and the nutjobs would turn out to be far better? I liked the spin of it all, I especially liked the whole idea of not judging a book by its cover, because the entire idea which was gotten at the beginning was turned on its head by the end.
This story was set in ONE location. 80% of it shot in one house and somehow, they made it work, both the cast and the producers.
Nse-Ikpe Etim shone, as always, playing the role of Ajiri, the crazy, nympho, marijuana-smoking wife of Lanre (Chukwujekwu), an equally crazy guy who happens to be a struggling music producer. Femi Jacobs was equally brilliant as Chidi, the somewhat caged husband of Eugenia, a perceived Stepford wife, who turned out to be anything but.

There were so many right things about this movie that it was hard to find the wrongs. It's 2 hours of your life, you will not regret wasting. The high points were rib-cracking and jaw-dropping and the cliffhanger in the end, was just right. While it gave room for more, it wasn't a frustrating end.
I would recommend The Visit for any lover of good movies, it is best watched when you have nothing else to go to and I can promise, there will be no regrets


Rating: 7/10

Play/Trowey: Definitely Play

Kudos Safari Girl, i can watch The Visit 10 times in a day, it's out of this world..

The first half just ended, the ladies aren't playing badly at all

How did he reshape his head?? Did he file it??

All these for the camera

Austema:
O lord this year and beyound, where ever the road is thirsty of blood, protect my life, my family and all the Nairalanders.
#no-be-our-head

Amen

Princedapace:
Hahahahhaa.. My brother. But na lie na. No be naija again? I am close to the security and I know WhatsApp. I am close to top and senior security officials. Stop this u are talking..

All these na game plan baba. U see, this is Nigeria and this is how they roll. He was replaced to have someone who can work with the plans..

Bros you should know that on NL there are a lot of kids who think they know when they are worse than a bat in blindness.. Who no go no know oo bros..

Gbadamosi ni o Jare, the others have ideas that sound alike

Come all this mod make ona take ona time oo, why i go dey watch wan ghana fat actress byday party what kind of fuckery is dis gan naa...

Josh44s:
Na so. Lie kee you there! Where u nor riding him the other day, rubbing his big head? Where you not were? Where me the one were?

Bros pesin wey do you wicked oo

Jennyhot:
So r u telling me since u engaged her, you've not given out your No 2 girls? U go swear??
Chai! Men with their insecurity... Don't u know that you guys r not to be trusted... U only engaged her & not to cage her... Have seen engagement that lasted over 7yrs without even proper introduction; we called that type monitoring spirit & destiny destroyer...When u marry her u can as well change her phone /sim card, Ok?

And is it supposed to be a competition in the relationship now??

lunacol:
Lol, those who no go know no go know. Magas are still falling for these professional scammers.
Unemployment have really pushed many youths to the wall and they get scammed out of frustration and desperation.

Guy those guys wreck me like mad that year honestly but thank God for today..

All for the camera mehn, make i hear say dis wan go hawk fish like this...

Catastrophe1:
Yall comment as if city are back untop.
We are still 4points clear dammit.
This defeat is a wake up call for us not to be comfortable.
Which team is going to stop us None.
YNWA

Bros Manchester City don open door make Goat enter shebi you know??

would she have said otherwise??

EsotericMonk:
I watched yesterday on BBC news @10 where they featued the PM of Ethiopia, Abhiy Ahmad Ali , a 42yr old chap who has turned Ethiopia around in just 9 months of office.
Appointed a female president and half a cabinet of women, released all political prisoners, jump started the economy and united the nation.
Then I ask myself, why can't we get it right in Nigeria? Bad leadership isn't an African thing, we can get it right if we put sentiments aside and vote for a credentialed candidate.

I'm not championing Sowore or any of the popular dolts in the front line but yeah we do have young and promising candidates among the lot .

You see the truth is most of us here who claim to be knowledgeable are not, and we still have this funny belief in feeding off crumbs from any politician's table, which is still slavery on it's own, and we believe so much in stomach politics..

Nig4Greatness:
No matter how perfect a law is,if the operators of such laws are unwilling to do the right thing,it ends up becoming a problem.
There's nothing wrong in card readers and incidence forms even the almighty US who has been conducting elections for centuries still uses any other form of voting identification if there's an issue on their voting machines.
The more our election processes get firmly rooted going forward ,the less controversy it would generate.

Who will they be prosecuting these elections with? Is it the same students on strike? How many corpers will you deploy around the 36 states?
Very sick people..

Decryptor:
Election that already has been held and results already prepared...

16th Febuary na just formality!

By the way, these are predictions of what to expect during and after the 2019 elections as a Nigerian!

https://www.nairaland.com/4920960/9-possible-things-expect-nigerian

All these ones here do not understand bro

MylezKayn:
A very Good innovation. The ministry of Science and Technology should Look into his invention and get him a patent before his idea gets stolen.
Kudos to the Innovative Nigerian

Honestly between you and i, the ministry won't even be able to spot the letter I in the word innovation even if it was standing before them

Yankee101:
They can ping your phone signal to the nearest cell tower

Bros this is naija police, they don't ping here they catch and arrest whether guilty or otherwise dazall