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Rakitic004:
TO avoid heartbreak i rada not go through my galfriends messages

Thank you. Minding your business should be top priority.

Your husband is not smart. Regardless of 99 days for the thief

Misleading heading

Like it or not, death is coming for you, dread it, run from it, death still arrives all the same. And caskets must be sold.

my 2 cents.

Governors over to you. Turn our wack and hungry policemen to your errandboys and body guards.

Buhari will be very happy now, everyone's attention has been shifted to Regina now. Is he even in the country sef.

Lemme wait till them ban me , then I try again, if it still doesn't work then I'll download the official whatsapp

LogicStatement:
I just finished eating eba. You are a prophet oooo...lol

DM for my account number so you pay your tithes

A Nigerian will eat EBA this evening

seems like baba only gave him 10years to enjoy his wealth, oge adiro


a joke btw

the best part is that this man doesnt even listen to haters, he once asked, "if you are running a race and some spectortors watching you hurls insults at you, do you stop to fight/quarrel them or continue your race"? of course you keep running,your eyes is set on a goal, haters or whatever you call them are detractors. Don't waste your time on them, you don't talk back at a mad man if he is talking to you.

how much did this guy pay nairaland for this publicity?

Technology is evolving. Kudos to Samsung for this great leap, this is the first generation, errors are bound to occur. But I won't completely write them off. One day you will look back on your regular rectangle phone and laugh at it.

Na only Lagos state you go see this kind news. Shaft go fall out from moving danfo. Another day steering go pull off and conductor go dey turn tire with hand

Riversides2003:
He actually looks Weird in real life apart from that being his stage name.

Her

will efcc officials ever be caught in corrupt practices.

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adidison:
Same name ... my father tried, everytime they call my name in public ... people will just turn be looking who could this be ... until they see me ... I'll be hearing mtcewww! Mtchewww! From different places.

whats your name?

First comment made me laugh I no go lie. Rip to the man tho

Neimar:
see this cheap scare crow

Cheap scarecrow There is no kind of insult I've not seen on this website.. Cheap scarecrow, kai

herzernIsHere:
Tori Olorun

Blogging isn't for everyone!

Mr perfect, he made mistake in spelling doesn't mean he wont make it blogging. Except you were just being sarcastic.

Zoharariel:
Yes, it is true but the first king's name was Alalu, not Alulim. And they didn't come from heaven but from Nibiru - the 8th planet in the 19th Galaxy ILLYUWN.

They journeyed through Rocket Ships - so, If you're here still being deluded by the lies of religion - and waiting for the second coming of Jesus or any other God - You will die waiting.

My children, If you want to be wise, listen to me - your father, so that you may break free from the mental enslavement by your Roman Drunken Masters who created religion.

Drink from the ancient ocean of knowledge & wisdom. Drink, my children and experience "Nirvana".

PRINCE ALALU KILLS NIBIRU’S KING LAHMA - ALALU GIVES DAUGHTER TO "ENKI" FOR FEALTY FROM ANU

500,000 years ago, King Lahma vacillated over how to deal with the escaping atmosphere. Should he nuke the volcanoes to regenerate the atmosphere? Or should he send miners to Solaris’ Asteroids, where probes registered gold which could be powdered and spread as a shield for Nibiru’s atmosphere?

Prince Alalu, exasperated by Lahma’s inaction and desperate to save Nibiru, pushed Lahma off a tower.

Lahma’s heir, Anu (El Elyon & father of Yahweh), agreed at first to Alalu’s rule. Alalu and Anu sealed their alliance when Anu’s firstborn son, Ea/Enki (whose autobiography, compiled by Sitchin, is the principal authority for our tale), married Dimkina, Alalu’s Daughter.

Ea aka Enki related how Anu had earlier denied him his bride-to-be, his (Ea’s) half-sister Ninmah, when she bore the child of their half-brother, Enlil (Yahweh).

Anu simultaneously honored Enki and proclaimed fealty to Alalu by offering a compromise successor to the houses of both Alalu and Anu via the child Dimkina and Enki (Lucifer) will create, the baby Marduk.

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ALALU, DEPOSED BY ANU, NUKES TO EARTH, FINDS GOLD, THREATENS NIBIRU

Narrative resumes:

Alalu nuked the volcanoes, but this failed to re-establish Nibiru’s atmosphere. He also failed to get gold for an atmospheric shield from the Asteroids; en route, the rocket of goldminers he sent crashed without survivors. For nine more Nibiran years (nine orbits of Nibiru around Solaris), Alalu’s rule gave no relief from atmospheric degradation.

Anu (El Elyon & father of Yahweh), rightful king by Nibiran tradition, challenged Alalu. "Anu gave battle to Alalu. To hand-to-hand combat, with bodies naked, Alalu he challenged. Alalu in combat was defeated; by acclaim Anu was hailed as king." [Sitchin, Z., The Lost Book of Enki pages 24 - 39]

Alalu stole a missile-armed rocket and blasted from Nibiru to Earth. From Earth, he controlled the gold Nibiru needed to survive. He positioned his nukes to blast Nibiru on its next pass by Earth. Alalu dangled gold as a carrot and menaced missiles as a stick. To Anu on Nibiru he beamed, "On another world I am, the gold of salvation I have found. The fate of Nibiru is in my hands. To my conditions you must give heed!" [Sitchin, op.cit. page 60]

"Return my throne," Alalu demanded. But Anu’s Foremost Son, Enlil (Yahweh), demanded proof of gold on Earth. So Alalu documented his proof and transmitted it to the home planet. Enlil distrusted the proof. He asked Anu to convene the Nibiru Council. In the Council, Enlil and the counselors implored Anu to keep his kingship.

I'll stop here for now.

Attached is an image of what the planet-sized ship Nibiru looked like.

Do you actually believe this

Ass bigger than my girls

Balling everyday like ronaldino, Dino malaye

Who is that babe that passed pls.

Asking the right questions

I personally didn't vote during the governorship election because the presidential election was a sham. Didn't want to waste another two hours under the sun as I did during the presidential.

No wonder you will create Instagram ads no better turnover. Na only beggars go dey click like on your ad. Tufiakwa.

eghuan1:
This is the biggest lie police won't tell you about.

Last year my phone was stolen in dolphin estate in Lagos. I took the park and ticket from slot with all the necessary details to police college were I was directed to the unit that does the tracking.

They said it will cost me 20k and that the phone can only be tracked if another sim card is inserted into the phone and its a 50/50 thing.

Phone that I bought for 36k. I just packed my belongings and went to get a new phone at computer village.

Police go just chop your money and they won't do anything

Network service providers should be able to know the imei of every mobile connected to their system. If so, police should be able to trace it. But then, you are not an important person, why should they

More Developments sir, .. It will pay pass this thank you tour, but Still a step in the right direction.

Funny thread.. How did the building change color because we know that lagos landlords will never repaint a house especially one as old as this.

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