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Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by kinwayne(m): 10:37pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
'let us prayer' jeez.. To think its a punchline to make the story more interesting... Its a big mistake, infact am just seeing my typographical error now... Well, its for the good.. Lol.. That's one problem about typing with dictionary... More updates tomorrow friends. 3 Likes |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Nobody: 10:55pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Started from the bottom,now I'm here! Hilarious I must say but oga isn't 500k too much to enter church? Btw that Theo character no try at all oh,he for even rehearse wella before mounting the pulpit. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Nobody: 11:16pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
lwkmd. see theo ohh. bt abeg ohh make u complete this thing before person go sleep for nairaland |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by mtprofessor5(m): 11:29pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Make tomorow no pass ooo |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by SniperD(m): 12:43am On Jan 08, 2015 |
Lovely and funny....keep it up...and dude a personal request abi question when that girl character go return? And am yet to see some of the things you mentioned in the title |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by seuntope8(m): 7:08am On Jan 08, 2015 |
Its 8th of January already, can we begin from where we stopped yesterday..? |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by kinwayne(m): 7:50am On Jan 08, 2015 |
SniperD: lol. Don't worry.... The girl(s) episodes are on the way... |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Fembleez1(m): 9:59am On Jan 08, 2015 |
Nice work bro,............please take note 'Alter' is to change the form of something while 'Altar' is the table in a Christian church. Keep up the good work Fembleez1: |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Princesschi(f): 10:00am On Jan 08, 2015 |
kinwayne: hope u're typing.. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Fembleez1(m): 10:01am On Jan 08, 2015 |
^^^^not necessarily a christian church |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by kinwayne(m): 11:07am On Jan 08, 2015 |
tonyfrenzy: I appreciate your time used in noting down and observing my flaws.... But pls bear in mind that I will surely make references to used characters cuz I wouldn't just add a character to the story just for writing sake |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Ali1king: 11:49am On Jan 08, 2015 |
THIS LAND IS PROPERTY OF ALI1KING BEWARE OF 419 LOLS!! |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by BabylonCruise(m): 12:03pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
tonyfrenzy:. Saddist,fun killer,enemy of Progress,create ur own tread sir nd make it real,critic....mtscheeew |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Nobody: 12:09pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
BabylonCruise:Big fool! You ar a piece of rag, check d earlier comments u'll know I love his writing style. I hv a different opinion if what he was writing was not comedy. You're such an illeterate dat u can't decipher if am hating or not. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by kinwayne(m): 12:29pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
Ali1king: Guy whatsup with you na, you never buy rent, u don dey claim property? |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by princesssusan(f): 12:50pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
Omo c gobe! Guy kom update abeg |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by alberto2k(m): 1:16pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
Ali1king: Pasqal09, Lalasticlala .. Una go buy land? |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by morsadh(m): 1:18pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
kinwayne: Ojimaimai!!!! Nice story by the way. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
Rev T let us prayer....cant stop laughing |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by kingofpool: 3:04pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
nna your rate of update don make me tire to even read... 3 Likes |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by kinwayne(m): 5:53pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
So sorry for not posting any update today....just coming back from lectures.. Would update shortly... |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by nceedaga(m): 6:34pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
kinwayne:oga have yhu not finished typing. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by D9ty7(m): 7:45pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
Only a few days away from Nairaland and you already made the frontpage. Wow! Am glad I am a part of this wonderful piece. I may want to criticise your work, but all has been said and I hope you'll do something about it. Now my own correction is written below in bold. If you will agree with me, this is a comedy right? And you want people to enjoy reading this piece? Then you are not making this enjoyable to say the truth. I think by all standards, if you want to write comedies here on Nairaland, then you have to update frequently, the way you update is killing the vibe, I believe you can up your game. Give a specific time when you'll be dropping your updates, so pple can look forward to it. Just my 2cents. 6 Likes |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by gracile(f): 9:52pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
kinwayne has made me look like a mad person with laugh. well done and ride on jare |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Viktoh(m): 11:01pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
Lauf eyaf kill me oo |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Sammypedro18(m): 11:01pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
I've bin following dis story since -200AD-2015BC. kingwayne,u too much,enough grease(from nnpc filling station) to ur elbow! |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by kinwayne(m): 12:11am On Jan 09, 2015 |
Episode 17. Theo began prophesizing fervently, speaking in tongues and languages not even the devil understood. I was extremely amazed. If Theo's sudden change in character was genuine then it certainly meant the world was coming to an end. Theo of all people, the devil's incarnate himself, climbing the pulpit to pray? Then I'll surely give my life to Christ then. 'There is someone here that is having headache, come out immediately!' Theo, sorry Reverend T. ordered. Scores of people came out excitedly. What the hell, couldn't they see that was just an ordinary prophecy? I was still pondering on the foolishness of the church members when Theo called out again. 'There is someone here. You are a human being and you are in this church. You are having stomach pains and headache, I say comeout!' Theo ordered again. By now, half the church's population was out. I was seeing magic. People seemed to have fallen for Theo's enchantments. Whatever he had done had blinded them from seeing that he was just a trickster. Who wasn't a human being and wasn't inside the church? Someone needed to spank the foolishness out of this congregation. Theo began a hot prayer session in which he supposedly healed them of their infirmities. The church became rowdy with people jubilant and excited as to their 'Healing'. Hmmn, I just sat from my seat, watching their lies with my 3D lens. As if being directed from above and with seriousness on his face, Reverend T lifted his hands upwards and began murmuring words audible to himself only. He demanded decorum in the church auditorium cutting short the celebrating party. 'If you know you are an 'Ogbanje' and you are seated in this church auditorium, I command you to come forward!' Reverend Theo commanded. Ghen Ghen! Now he began the search for trouble. We all know what ogbanje meant nau. From where I sat, I began to hear the murmurings of the ushers and workers in the church, something that the Reverend shouldn't do what he was about to do. I was beginning to believe Theo's powers were genuine when a handful of sexy gorgeous ladies stepped forward to the altar. Reverend Theo came down from the altar and made towards them. He stood in front of the ladies and said some words when all of a sudden, all the ladies except one fell 'under the anointing'. The one girl still stood her ground, as if she didn't even feel anything. Theo was taken aback. He tapped her on the chest almost close to her bosoms and said his words again but still yet, she stood fixed and unshaken. Theo was already shaking visibly. He has jammed a real 'Ogbanje' and I couldn't help but watch what was about to happen. He held her by the hand and one could see that he was forcefully forcing her to 'fall under the anointing' but for where! This girl just stood hands akimbo with raging eyes fixed at Theo. Theo looked up from the altar and that was when our eyes locked. Just like instagram, he instantly sent me a message with his eyes which read, 'Guy, I don enter today oo, abeg if I no fit make am out of here alive, abeg give me a befitting burial'. Theo looked extremely frightened. He was scared to the bone. He held her hands one more time and said his words again but still this girl didn't burge. 'This reverend don die today, who tell am make him call out ogbanje? Abi him think say na overseas him dey?' One usher mumbled out. 'Make we rush go hold that girl before she go kill the man o' A second usher said as they rushed to the pulpit where Theo ministered while I voluntarily went to help them hold the girl. Theo approached her again to hold her hand but it seemed she was already infuriated by now. She grabbed the collar of Rev. T's robe tightly in such a way that he couldn't move. Now raising her left hand in reckless abandon, she brought it down in full speed as it headed towards Theo's cheeks. Good gracious. I was able to intercept it before it landed on his face. I held her left hand firmly and guided it down, but she still had her right grip on T's robe. Theo grappled to release himself from her grasp but all to no avail. Ushers had ran towards us to separate them but couldn't. Her hand on him was like a permanent glue. 'Hold am tight na, make her hand no free o' An usher shouted in pidgin. It seemed like we had already blocked her away completely from theo but then the unfortunate happened. An usher wanted to balance himself in order to hold her more tightly when the 'Ogbanje' lady found a little space, raised her hand up and landed Theo with the most sounding and painful slap ever! Theo summersaulted three times in the air and landed on the floor rolling. Choi!, I quickly let go of my hand from her before I received my portion. She gave Theo a wicked look before exiting the church premises. My guy's face had turned 360. He now looked exactly how my warped pictures looked like whenever I was editing my snapped pics on my phone. You should have been there to see his face. 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by kinwayne(m): 12:19am On Jan 09, 2015 |
D9ty7: Thanx alot boss.. Time noted, infact I don't need to be told to update regularly, just that today was really hectic for me, had to attend an unplanned lecture and do some other important stuffs... Promise to post more often. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Viktoh(m): 12:30am On Jan 09, 2015 |
Choi...revd eyaf dead Choi...revd eyaf dead |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Nobody: 12:59am On Jan 09, 2015 |
Rev T, don enter one chance today. Very funny. |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by morsadh(m): 1:20am On Jan 09, 2015 |
Chai! Useless pastor |
Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by Elparaiso(m): 2:29am On Jan 09, 2015 |
Na him find trouble..... Headache and stomach ache no reach am? |
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