emusmith:


So, y were you telling him? I thought it was a girl

yh we are going to tlk bout it

chymystique:

What's it? Young Lady

Sanchez01:

Lolz... When cuteniva mentioned 'koboko' I assumed she meant a whip and not some other 'koboko' in context. please do not go beyond the dictionary cum surface meaning.

OK sir. Two of you fits each other... lol

cuteniva:
yh we are going to tlk bout it

You know bera thing sef!

emusmith:


You know bera thing sef!

cuteniva:

take this lol

emusmith:


OK sir. Two of you fits each other... lol

e-pastor joining nairalanders since 2000BC

emusmith:


OK sir. Two of you fits each other... lol

Lolz... Cuteniva must be stubborn and I kinda love serenity

emusmith:


take this lol

I hv 1 here

Sanchez01:

Lolz... Cuteniva must be stubborn and I kinda love serenity

cuteniva:
I hv 1 here

Sanchez ba? OK na

emusmith:


Sanchez ba? OK na

lolzzz.

justmag:


hold up!! Women walking like men now?? Never heard or seen that before except they are "Les-be-honest! !"

be honest about what?

justmag:


hold up!! Women walking like men now?? Never heard or seen that before except they are "Les-be-honest! !"

dey are everywhere

Hahahaha. . Owkhy! Ah love this thread.

mhyra:
Hahahaha. . Owkhy! Ah love this thread.

Good to know you're Relaxed Here...

emusmith:


Good to know you're Relaxed Here...

emusmith:


Good to know you're Relaxed Here...

hehe

mhyra:
hehe

lol....Nigerian girls and their suspicious behaviour sha

cuteniva:
dey are everywhere

Who?

emusmith:


Who?

she-boy

cuteniva:
she-boy

Are you a she-boy? what does that mean?

emusmith:


Are you a she-boy? what does that mean?

a gal bhving like a boy

cuteniva:
a gal bhving like a boy

Oh Tomboy!

Asking for gifts nko? A lady should not "hustle" her man for money, recharge card, coiffure allowance or gifts. It makes you look hungry.

Elantracey:



guys nko

Wen guys take a piss, it is sexy, it is not like we go to one corner, use our wrapper to block our backside now spread our legs and allow urine gush out through d gash btw our legs...

emusmith:

Merry Xmas In Advance to all the Ladies in the house!

This is NOT intended to "demean" anyone, as it were...

It is just a thread just anyone can put up from daily observations.

NOW: Some ladies can be so funny. They forget too soon they're ladies and there is a way the society "expects" them to carry themselves (which is Ok) IN THE PUBLIC.

Has a girl stood before you before and almost pull her top?

(In my previous thread, Top 10 Ladies On NAIRALAND That Are "Potential" Wife Materials) >> I believe these points will add to your being more potentially ready for your MR RIGHT>>

Well, lemmie hit The Seven Nails Of Unladylike Attitude Common Among Ladies!


1. Carelessly Chewing Gum Out In Public.

This can be most annoying especially if she is walking with you and even "popping it out".. Gush!

To me, it's disgusting!
You can chew gum BUT with modesty na!



2. Sitting With Legs Wide Opened In Public.

I began to ask myself, is this a strategy? Most girls are wearing tight these days, you too wear na!

Besides that, it is totally "Uncivilized" to sit with laps showing unless you want to seduce! That's understandable!



3. Covering Her unclothedness With Wrapper In Public!

This one is a Village Adanma! She wants to buy something, she just puts wrapper over her body and just walks out like that!
C'mn! Grow Up, Lol!


4. Arguing With Taxi Drivers And Conductors Over Change!


The guy is still looking for change, give him a lil break... Some girls will be like: Condor, Give me my change na, wetin dey worry you?

Hah! If I was close to that girl in the cab and about initiating a convo, My mouth automatically Closes!


5. Urinating Along Street Corners

Leave this technique for mama them na, you can pee along the road when it's pressing but hide well...
At best, hold yourself in, till you get home or a friend's home.


6. Shaking All Guys Like Guys Do

You may not believe this but some ladies shake guys in the guy's way.
Please stop it, either by joke or by proximity.
Carry yourself with grace and dignity even in the way you stretch your hands to shake guys.
Guys talk. The guys in your street has a special name for you (good or average), if you don't know, lol!

Never be too familiar with any guy that you become too "masculine" towards him ... They are your publicity agent! That takes us to the next and last point...


7. Walking Like A Man

Some girls sha! Ask them, dem go reply you, na so dem born me!

No man wants to marry another man!
Even if you're in a hurry, walk fast but graciously (Don't be quick to say "Na Nigeria We Dey). Are you the only one in Nigeria?

You walk with some girls and they live you behind like cheetah does to lion! lol

Cat walking can be learnt!

It brings out the feminine nature in you just like letting your hair rest on your breasts (chest).

The point is:

Ladies should be ladies...

I didn't mention some others on purpose,
You can add them and more...

@ number 2,you can't blame them after all Chimamanda Adichie advised them not to close their legs in one of her useless books just to appease some certain people in the West and deceive gullible Nigerian girls and their wannabe online feminists.
Feminism is good though but the interpretation of feminism by these online warriors is just disgusting.