₦airaland Forum

enoqueen:
I just de laugh

barcanista:
Are we to vote for PDP based on these?

barcanista:
Many of us anticipated for this day, some us were glued to our TV set hoping to hear what the FG has done and why they want to get elected. Rather than tell us what they had for us, these are what they told us
[size=13pt]President Goodluck Jonathan[/size]
"Before 2011 nobody voted with voters card, people vote themselves, but in 2015 people are getting voters card"
(admiting that he rigged 2011)
"Arresting corrupt people will not stop corruption"
"Somebody says he will catch people and throw them to kikikiri"
"There is nothing like corruption any more, There is no corruption in the military"
"Nigeria ladies so you want to vote to go back to the kitchen and DIE there or you want to liberate yourself"
"Okah was procured from South Africa to assassinate me on October 1st"- Jonathan
(The same MEND that Jonathan exonerated a day after the Bombing)
[size=13pt]Other Commentators[/size]
"PDP is the oldest party in Nigeria, it is the only party that didn't change logo"-Adamu Muazu, PDP Chairman
"We can export rice to Washington"... PDP Anchor
"In the last four years the PDP has transformed Nigeria positively on Nigeria" "All Nigerians can attest to this"-David Mark, Senate President
"The same way that PDP has governed other states is the same way I will govern Lagos State"--- Mr. Jimi Agbaje
"Do you want to go to jail?"- Akpabio, Akwa Ibom State Governor
"Are You Ready For A Change"- Olabode George!!!
"He (Jonathan) gave us Hope" "Tomorrow if you want to become a business owner, the President will do it for you"- Joseph Yobo
"If not for Mr President we wouldn't win the Nations cup"- Joseph Yobo

Baawaa:
CAPITAL. NO

payneleex:
if u are educated and u watched that GEJ's speech yet, u still have things to say in support of GEJ...well, burn ur certificate! such a waste!

mrofficial:
So what should be done to corrupt people? Continue to mingle with them as he has been doing?

It is said that, birds of a feather flock together.

berem:
The speech was more like a comic relief to me. It would have been better if he read his speech from a teleprompter.

So much fo being a clueless dolt!

Adminisher:
I knew that Jonathan will trip himself and we have not seen anything yet.

The one I like is the one about " instead of building prisons I am building schools".

I think Nigeria needs a lot of prisons. Nigeria is the most under-prisoned country in the world and it is affecting the other sectors. We need twelve more prisons for white collar crimes and at least three maximum security prisons.

barcanista:
I wanted to hear what he has achieved. He consistently castigated Buhari for trying to bring that corrupt Umaru Dikko to justice. He even lied that he always spend hours on queue just to buy "milk".

barcanista:
We should give them appointment and award them contracts like our President is doing

berem:
is that what he wants to use to get votes from Nigerians? Lol

Jonathan is not smart at all.

mrmetoo1:
I'm begging you guys whoever here is in anyway connected to APC's campaign team need to advise them to start using that Agbaje's line to seriously campaign. TV ads, radio ads, banners. All they need to do is lift his voice or the video and replay, no need to paraphrase just exact word for word