Sammysammy101:
hmmmm

ITbomb:

Lol, this is what they always say before the, "I don't know what came over me", then later, "all guys are the same"

FriedPlantain:
Omo everything wey this op talk na true oo.
*brings out his pen and begins to make a list *


Whizqueen

I must catch all these nairaland babes before this month runs out.

*runs to quickly change his Facebook Dp*

Lmao
o work ti laja

FriedPlantain

FriedPlantain:
Omo everything wey this op talk na true oo.
*brings out his pen and begins to make a list *


Whizqueen

I must catch all these nairaland babes before this month runs out.

*runs to quickly change his Facebook Dp*


FriedPlantain

whizqueen:


Lmao

O work tii laja

whizqueen my pretty cherry koko, the only ponmo in my soup, the only cockroach in my cupboard. I really really love and promise to marry you, only if you agree to be my one and only.

I'm a rich man with affluence and my dad is a very powerful dibia in our village Amumukoko here in Anambra state. I will take care of you my baby.

Friedplaintain

prettythicksme:
op nice write up tho, but can only work on some ladies not all.

FriedPlantain:
whizqueen my pretty cherry koko, the only ponmo in my soup, the only cockroach in my cupboard. I really really love and promise to marry, only if you agree to be my one and only.

I'm a rich man with affluence and my dad is a very powerful dibia in our village Amumukoko here in Anambra state. I will take care of you my baby.

Friedplaintain

Evina:
Friedplantain, do I type like a thief? I really don't understand why you've set a deadline to "catch" me.

#Catchmeifyoucan
#Catchmeatyourownperil

Because I'm in love with you na and you light up my world. I promise to give your parents a full truckload of unripe plantain as your brideprice only if you promise to love me back forever....my sweet porero Evina.

I must catch you whether you like it or not.

FriedPlantain:
whizqueen my pretty cherry koko, the only ponmo in my soup, the only cockroach in my cupboard. I really really love and promise to marry you, only if you agree to be my one and only.

I'm a rich man with affluence and my dad is a very powerful dibia in our village Amumukoko here in Anambra state. I will take care of you my baby.

Friedplaintain

chipmunkey:
These are bullet points...isn't guaranteed to work for everyone but it works for me.
I feel pity for most of these guys who are not man enough to woo a girl successfully.
Trust me, it's as easy as ABC.
Just follow these tips and you may be lucky enough to get a girl off Nairaland. So far I've gotten four and still counting...
Mind you I've got incredible taste when it comes to girls. I just don't woo any girl.

1....Be bad.
You have to let your intentions known right from the start. Stop forming Mr nice guy, garage boy helper. Hell no! She's gonna use and dump your sorry asz for some bad asz niccur. Tell her the koko, we all love sex. As a matter of fact, they enjoy it more.

2....You're not the only one.
If you're lucky enough to get her contact, just know she has at least 5 other guys she'll consider ahead of you as at the first moment you started talking. Now this is where you need to bring in your A game. Work hard at meeting up with her. Engage her in mind blowing and active conversations. Before you know it, you'll be number one on her list. That don't mean she doesn't have another bad sharp guy waiting on the list. It's a doggy dog world my bro! Enjoy her company while it lasts.

3.... First impression lasts long.
Before you approach her, you have to get your game right. Update all your social media profiles cuz she's likely to start gunning for you on other platforms. A Nairaland chick one checked up on my instagram as soon as she got me on Facebook. Another one checked me out on Linkedin. These girls are smart so you have to be ahead in your game.

4.... Show off a little bit.
You don't want her to have a feel that you're a broke asz niccur.. Trust me she won't even give you a chance if you ain't got Swag! Now, I'm not talking about the way you dress alone. A girl would know the stuff you're made off from the comments you make. You don't say you're spreading mat on a thread...There's no way a girl will reply your p.m if you spew such silly trash...

5.... Follow her for a while.
No I'm not saying you should stalk her. Just make sure you know her interests and make reasonable comments on threads where she's active. She will take note of you and become curious about you.

6....Don't send unnecessary P.M's.
Now, cuz you send her a P.M doesn't mean she'll respond. Just like calling her phone and expect her to take your call for no reason. As it remains, sending a P.M is your first line of contact with a Nairaland babe.
You want to be damn sure she's familiar with you on certain threads before sending one. Even at that, she may still not respond.

7....Finally, Not everything is as it seems.

Don't judge a girls beauty from a bunch of filtered photographs and be absolutely certain that she's not very rude in her comments else you may get lashed on eventually. Some might even pretend to be a nice girl on the forum but in reality, their attitude stinks.



Come back with your testimony when you catch a Nairaland babe.

diddydiva:
If am not attracted to you ,nothing works on me. My nature.

KashyBaby:
Then how to catch a Nairaland guys?

chipmunkey:
These are bullet points...isn't guaranteed to work for everyone but it works for me.
I feel pity for most of these guys who are not man enough to woo a girl successfully.
Trust me, it's as easy as ABC.
Just follow these tips and you may be lucky enough to get a girl off Nairaland. So far I've gotten four and still counting...
Mind you I've got incredible taste when it comes to girls. I just don't woo any girl.

1....Be bad.
You have to let your intentions known right from the start. Stop forming Mr nice guy, garage boy helper. Hell no! She's gonna use and dump your sorry asz for some bad asz niccur. Tell her the koko, we all love sex. As a matter of fact, they enjoy it more.

2....You're not the only one.
If you're lucky enough to get her contact, just know she has at least 5 other guys she'll consider ahead of you as at the first moment you started talking. Now this is where you need to bring in your A game. Work hard at meeting up with her. Engage her in mind blowing and active conversations. Before you know it, you'll be number one on her list. That don't mean she doesn't have another bad sharp guy waiting on the list. It's a doggy dog world my bro! Enjoy her company while it lasts.

3.... First impression lasts long.
Before you approach her, you have to get your game right. Update all your social media profiles cuz she's likely to start gunning for you on other platforms. A Nairaland chick one checked up on my instagram as soon as she got me on Facebook. Another one checked me out on Linkedin. These girls are smart so you have to be ahead in your game.

4.... Show off a little bit.
You don't want her to have a feel that you're a broke asz niccur.. Trust me she won't even give you a chance if you ain't got Swag! Now, I'm not talking about the way you dress alone. A girl would know the stuff you're made off from the comments you make. You don't say you're spreading mat on a thread...There's no way a girl will reply your p.m if you spew such silly trash...

5.... Follow her for a while.
No I'm not saying you should stalk her. Just make sure you know her interests and make reasonable comments on threads where she's active. She will take note of you and become curious about you.

6....Don't send unnecessary P.M's.
Now, cuz you send her a P.M doesn't mean she'll respond. Just like calling her phone and expect her to take your call for no reason. As it remains, sending a P.M is your first line of contact with a Nairaland babe.
You want to be damn sure she's familiar with you on certain threads before sending one. Even at that, she may still not respond.

7....Finally, Not everything is as it seems.

Don't judge a girls beauty from a bunch of filtered photographs and be absolutely certain that she's not very rude in her comments else you may get lashed on eventually. Some might even pretend to be a nice girl on the forum but in reality, their attitude stinks.



Come back with your testimony when you catch a Nairaland babe.

FriedPlantain:
Omo everything wey this op talk na true oo.
*brings out his pen and begins to make a list *

MizMyColi
Deefuray
Whizqueen
Evina
Singlefade25
Dechandel
Kachisbarbie
Rokiatu
Safarigirl
Texanomaly


I must catch all these nairaland babes before this month runs out.

*runs to quickly change his Facebook Dp*

FriedPlantain

chipmunkey:

Talking from experience o!
The only reason it won't work is if she's deeply in love with someone. Even at that, you would have made a good try and get the reward of a good friend. Besides that, she can always come back to you in her trying times..
Then you'll have another shot at it.

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handsomeness:
. . . And you know this because ? ? ?

Prixus:

it doesn't make sense with you or leads to nowhere with you doesn't mean it's the same with all other NL girls. pls....

Bluestarry:
flaunt your booobs and butts, simple, thank me later

KashyBaby:


Why dont u do it first?
Let's see if ur thread will b flooded with positive comments? Otherwise, juz keep ur koko in ur pants....if u have it

Bluestarry:
lol babe you harsh o. Come confirm am na

dovelike:

Because it's obvious. Its better you deal with someone you've met physically.

diddydiva:
If am not attracted to you ,nothing works on me. My nature.

wristwatch:


Where have u bin?

I have been around bro, na you me no dey see around oo

MizMyColi:
Like seriously
Change your fb dp to what? grilled plantain?
Please leave the friedplantain.
It's feeding lotsa folks, spirtually.