icedbeatz:


lol Hahahahahaha, you need to develop some thick skin my dear. rotflmao, it's been a while i bugged someone like this. I never typed that I don't like you. have a splendid night dear.

prettythicksme:
u b idiot jorrr even tho i ugly na u go broadcast am monkey no fine but guys dey rush am for real!! :Dno Bleep with me ooo#jacksprrow1207 love me d way i am!!

Hahaha

Nice one

tosyne2much:
Hahaha

Nice one

Otsealu1:
Back then in school lived a Rons babe who is so urgly but uses other beautiful girls pics on profile and get invited by guys. What I don't know is how they feel after meeting her.

prettythicksme:
hehehehe Tosyne2much i lie??

No be lie at all oooo

DeKasablanca:

No p

prettythicksme:
u b idiot jorrr even tho i ugly na u go broadcast am monkey no fine but guys dey rush am for real!! :Dno Bleep with me ooo#jacksprrow1207 love me d way i am!!

EmmyDe25:
Been deceived time and time again. You just get to wonder why some babes are pretty in picture, but a Pascal Semanya in real life.

icedbeatz:


I think say you no know say you worgly na hahahhaahhahahahaa lol, I say make I helep u small. jacksparrow love you sheh? OK ooo the hunt for anyhow or small dirty girls puna is on at the moment with time you go know what's up, when Jack grows and learns to stop dealing with dirty girls and start messing with the creamy ones and the bimbos lol. nuff said little one. joke is over for me tonight.

princemi:
Everybody keeps talking about how somehow they av been decieved or 'scamed' by peoples d.p but no body, not even 1 have stated a story in which it was him or her decieving people wit thier own d.p. So u mean to tell me dat everybody on dis thread is physically endowed?...bunch of lying hypocritical story tellers!!

Hahahahaha roflwkmd

tosyne2much:
Hahahahaha roflwkmd

tosyne2much:
Hahahahaha roflwkmd

butanep:
I just send you a mail... reply me so I can get your...

Thanks...

Viciyus:


My brother.

You no go change at all. How come I take find you for this topic.?

Viciyus:


My brother.

You no go change at all. How come I take find you for this topic.?

butanep:
who be this guy now... why are you just following me... are we related in any way?

Guy I just nor fit laugh... abeg keep following me... I like those watching my back... u make me laugh....

Orijin101:
[b] whenever i see topics like this, i alwayz swear for Natalie

It all happened last year, i collected this beautiful lady's BBM pin from one of my padi, we started started chattin then we so much had interest in eachother up to the stage that a day without chattin with her, i will feel incomplete, Natalie started ASKING ME OUT without seeing eachother I will alwayz tell her to calm down that we shouldn't rush into things but thank God that I'm not ladies freak, i told her we can't date not until we relate with eachother physically for sometimes before we start the main dating game. . .

That faithful day, i decided to visit Natalie at home around CMS, i branched Eko5 all because of her, bought her some snacks and proceeded with my journey.

Finally, i got to Natalie's hood, gave her a call to come and pick me up, 12mins later a lady came to me, she recognized me coz my DPs are alwayz orijinal and i asked her if Natalie sent her to come and pick me up but to my greatest surprise, she told me she was Natalie, tears nearly rolled down from my eyes and the awkward look i gave her sef, Itz so obvious that she knew i wasn't interested in her, i 1st took 1 meat pie and ice from the stuff i bought for her and gave her the rest then i told her she is free to go, she asked me if I'm not following her to her home again but i told her that I still have an appointment at the ielts office at ikoyi. . . I swear to drunk! that was the day i knew the advantage of photo-editors and make-ups coz that babe is WONDERFULLY UGLY!!!!!

cc: tosyne2much [/b]

naijaboiy:
Lol I have little or no experience in this case. So i'll just read comments.

tosyne2much:
[i]

No...It's best to wait for them to upload a couple of pictures before making a move. If you see a beautiful sideview pic and make a move, God help you if the other side of the face is crooked, like really croooooked!

Enegod:
Full body shots are a must now. In my early days, I was burned too many times and the worst was when a woman got out of her car and I swear that the car rose up an inch or two. She was quite hefty...

njuwo:
Not even deceived sef, i was scammed. I came across this lady, an angel, you know we have two kinds of angels, light angel and darkness angel. My mind told me she is a light angel cause her profile picture was that of a light angel. So i added her and we got talking. Foolish me, thinking that i had met my missing rib. I had pictured myself getting married to her and chopping the rest of my life with her. But one day as i was trekking back home from work and passing a dustbin road, i saw a mad girl in the dustbin playing. It was her. I was shocked and didn't know the time i approached her and said, You look like someone i know, have we met before? Yes! She replied. You are my facebook friend.

Hehehe
The part i don't get is why you had to give the guy who sold you Vaseline uppercut... Is he not innocent??

I will humor you guy2much,

I met this English bloke back in 2005 off a Christian chat room. Much like NL, only it is British Land.

Anyways,

I wasn't particularly disappointed or surprised either way, cause I didn't see pics before I met him offline. So, it was like meeting a regular person in everyday life type of thing. It was somewhat intentional as I didn't badger him for pictures and he wasn't particularly keen on supplying one.

When I met him, he wasn't particularly "my type" physically speaking, but it was too late, I was in love with who he is.

I don't know .....I just rather get to know people first, undiluted of physical properties. That's just me though.

Mind you; I will say, people often say pictures don't do me justice. I don't take good photographs, I am less aesthetically challenging in person.

I will humor you guy2much,

I met this English bloke back in 2005 off a Christian chat room. Much like NL, only it is British Land.

Anyways,

I wasn't particularly disappointed or surprised either way, cause I didn't see pics before I met him offline. So, it was like meeting a regular person in everyday life type of thing. It was somewhat intentional as I didn't badger him for pictures and he wasn't particularly keen on supplying one.

When I met him, he wasn't particularly "my type" physically speaking, but it was too late, I was in love with who he is.

I don't know .....I just rather get to know people first, undiluted of physical properties. That's just me though.

Mind you; I will say, people often say pictures don't do me justice. I don't take good photographs, I am less aesthetically challenging in person.

Confirmer:

By posing with cars that doesnt belong to us

Missyford31:

Found your missing rib hahaha. I like dat