krall:
if i say my own you guys wont believe me. it happened just lastweek

Bros, there's nothing to hide so share urz

tosyne2much:
Bros, there's nothing to hide so share urz

mytime24:
tnx

prettythicksme:
It has happen to me,hmmmm i met this dude on fb but he never gree to show me his full pics.we fixed a weekened to meet and to my surprise i couldnt belive what i saw!! the guy is a cripple that u hardly see say he get legs self.The guy rich dieee and very handsome but i cant date him cos no feelings.I change my number cos i cant just continue hearing that voice!!!

tosyne2much:
[i]

Twaci:


Loving all of these! Keep d stories coming.

VenusBetty:
Don't you think you guys deceive the gehs too?

VenusBetty:
Don't you think you guys deceive the gehs too?

Beennkumar:
LOL!

Never been in such a situation.

Here to read the comments and have a laugh though.

OohMpa:
E get one girl for here wey people talk say she fine....
Open thlead, you see her name
One guy mention crush, you see her name
One guy even call am baby mama

Ooh Mpa say this girl must be veli veli fine.
Ooh Mpa bought anti hypertension dlugs just in case her beauty for dp give me hypertension. Ooh Mpa also bought a full cup of Vaseline just for preasure

Ooh Mpa now open the plofile, The thing dey load small. Argh, this pinshure must be very fine, ooh Mpa said....
After pinshure load, ooh Mpa look am for 30 secs, look site, look link to make sure na the right moniker. E load am again, again up to 8x, rotate am, even uproad for hin plasma, The thing still dey as e dey...

Ooh Mpa no talk, waka go meet person wey sell am Vaseline, give am upper cut
NL bwoiz, una know who fine?

She be mod, ooh Mpa no wan ban

njuwo:
Not even deceived sef, i was scammed. I came across this lady, an angel, you know we have two kinds of angels, light angel and darkness angel. My mind told me she is a light angel cause her profile picture was that of a light angel. So i added her and we got talking. Foolish me, thinking that i had met my missing rib. I had pictured myself getting married to her and chopping the rest of my life with her. But one day as i was trekking back home from work and passing a dustbin road, i saw a mad girl in the dustbin playing. It was her. I was shocked and didn't know the time i approached her and said, You look like someone i know, have we met before? Yes! She replied. You are my facebook friend.

Nebila:
Twaci,U r d definition of "black beauty"u remind me of "Sira" Davido's chick...lol,now I wish I was super dark*sad*













But me Love my complexion so much

Orijin101:
[b] whenever i see topics like this, i alwayz swear for Natalie

It all happened last year, i collected this beautiful lady's BBM pin from one of my padi, we started started chattin then we so much had interest in eachother up to the stage that a day without chattin with her, i will feel incomplete, Natalie started ASKING ME OUT without seeing eachother I will alwayz tell her to calm down that we shouldn't rush into things but thank God that I'm not ladies freak, i told her we can't date not until we relate with eachother physically for sometimes before we start the main dating game. . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha please ooooo am die cos of laugh ...... U r wonderful

That faithful day, i decided to visit Natalie at home around CMS, i branched Eko5 all because of her, bought her some snacks and proceeded with my journey.

Finally, i got to Natalie's hood, gave her a call to come and pick me up, 12mins later a lady came to me, she recognized me coz my DPs are alwayz orijinal and i asked her if Natalie sent her to come and pick me up but to my greatest surprise, she told me she was Natalie, tears nearly rolled down from my eyes and the awkward look i gave her sef, Itz so obvious that she knew i wasn't interested in her, i 1st took 1 meat pie and ice from the stuff i bought for her and gave her the rest then i told her she is free to go, she asked me if I'm not following her to her home again but i told her that I still have an appointment at the ielts office at ikoyi. . . I swear to drunk! that was the day i knew the advantage of photo-editors and make-ups coz that babe is WONDERFULLY UGLY!!!!!

cc: tosyne2much [/b]

krall:
if i say my own you guys wont believe me. it happened just lastweek