isee

You forgot to add fake cry and acting like aje butter.

Okay..we yaf heard u
















NEXT !!!

thats our way noni......fp

The most annoying part is the f.a.k.e bum/butt

Hmmmmm..guys bashing girls again

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agarawu23:
Op , the worst thing dey do most is pretending like they don't poo. and I caught one romanclander doing her thing but I won't mention name

Romancelander doing her thing "pooing" on Nairaland abi? Nairaland don turn toilet abi?2 SMH

I hate Crocodile Tears eh.

You mean simple things girls have done to deceive you..

Only fools fall for their deceit.Real guys know how to play along and get down with them without falling for any of their stupid acts.

rokiatu:
Lmao at the list. So women should start looking bad naww abi?




See these confused creatures,
how is that deceiving?

abi na. Same thought here.

Where the Girls at? E don be for wuna today.

because its dificult to woo a girl wit our native language, especially mine... So english is beta

Mhizblizz:
Most guys do switch to English language whenever they wanna woo a gal. Even if they are from the same tribe. Dunno y they can't just speak their dialect.

*Yawning*

Yes we are guilty of them all. Recently shit almost disgrace me. I was on drugs and stepped out to get something I seriously needed only for shit to hold me hostage. I had to stop over @ my ex place to save my self. It was embarasing but it was a mata of life so iyanga has to wait first. By the time I was done I came out and wore my dignity back. Never a dull moment.

Exposed cleavage! I lyk it ehn. E go kon be lyk say mk u remove d bobby frm d cloth mk u begin dey svck am.

Some act as if the don't fart...but most beautiful gals fart smells like rotten eggs

Sexy fake or original pose pictures too

Really, I don't see anything that are unusual or deceptive in being smart , dressing smart, or catwalking...we always want to try to impress. Ladies and dudes irrespective.

Na wa o, na only ladies dey dis world? If ona no see lists of d things dey do, ona go c list of d things dey don't. whc 1 na?

flauting of boobage...that 1 dey wet my mouth die.
She go dey shake am and na so my head go dey shake...lol

Talking about the fake butt thingy, this girl came to my house with it last week , as soon as I thoch the thing, i was like has butty changed texture from the last time i checked? I was so ashamed for her n pissed. I just had to walk her out of my room.

DanceVille:
It looks awkward but holds water.
Even a teenager girl knows the way to getting a
guy to like her.

They're simple principles that when masterfully
applied yield results.


Tiny And Caring Telephone Voice
Hmm,
so common enh

Fake Bum & Butt
(A Mirage Always
Arouses One's Curiosity)
Crocodile Tears
Especially when She
needs assistance.

"Temporary" Good Manners
(She begins
to form, I don't eat much, I'm watching my
weight. etc.Taaa! iffa hear! She can
consume large sizes of eba oo...)

Pre- arranged Vocabulary
She wants to
create a first good impression.

Exposed Cleavages
(This one sha)

Cat walking

Dress code
(Fitted clothes)

Hair style
(The hairstyle that looks best
on her)

Intelligence and Smartness
( When
she talks, you hear humility +
Wisdom...It's disturbing)
Guys are different from girls. What move girls
aren't what move guys.


Of course you know guys are moved by sight and
girls by words....
*
**
Ladies, which one are you guilty of?
Feel free to add yours...
Cc: Farano, Ishilove, Lalasticlala

Make I add for you.

1. Messing outside (fart)
Most girls like to mess anyhow, especially public places.
But when there are with you. There tend to mess outside.


2. Crashing there yansh ( ass)
Most girls love to crash there yansh. But when there are with you, there tend to minimize their yansh crashing.

Thank me later

thread fail obviously didnt put much taughts into this.

fake bum & butt in naija if I hear

cant go wrong with good manners even if its temporary till the day it stops im cool with it.

pre-arranged vocab, intelligence & smartness - who no one better their sef male or female

dress code, hair style, exposed cleavage- there's nothing deceitful about being fly/good looking although I find heavy makeup irritating.

crocodile tears & telephone voice are good points btw

DaZion:
Wearing of attractive Undies..

Bro. Na wow ooo

op d worst tin b say dem go dy form as if dem no dy mess.

chiemmaxy2:

Bro. Na wow ooo

Hmmm...Aint I right dude?

niceguy7:
The most annoying part is the f.a.k.e bum/butt

Yeah, u knw, some even do Enlargement