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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by francescainnoce(f): 11:41pm On Apr 19, 2015
Waking up one morning and realise that the world is free of racism, hate, xenophobia, terrorism, catastrophic disaster, political instability, global insecurity, insensitive politicians, greed, agony, corruption, manipulation, fraud, economic meltdown, rape and unfaithful men...

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by eedriyz(m): 11:41pm On Apr 19, 2015
Why am I reading this? This is a pointless post. Na everything dey come NL FP these days
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by mrkings84(m): 11:41pm On Apr 19, 2015
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How long have you been binding fornication and sex sex sex?
How long have you been repenting from lesbianism? every time God forgive me God forgive me
How long!!!!


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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by tochstorm(m): 11:42pm On Apr 19, 2015
shooting lightining bolt from my finger tip. Azula style.
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by rotwailler(m): 11:42pm On Apr 19, 2015
winkWEED

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Raphael81(m): 11:43pm On Apr 19, 2015
Goodluck becoming the minister of niger delta under buhari ;DGoodluck becoming the minister of niger delta under buhari

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by imitor4us(m): 11:43pm On Apr 19, 2015
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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by lanreunlimited(m): 11:44pm On Apr 19, 2015
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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by wiloy2k8(m): 11:47pm On Apr 19, 2015
Cholls:
my sister all you wrote-up there will never be compared with the pleasure you get from sex. It is just that those you listed are all small pleasures that will lead you to the ultimate pleasure called sex.

Nice try though.

oga u go like sex wella
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Nobody: 11:49pm On Apr 19, 2015
francescainnoce:
Waking up one morning and realise that the world is free of racism, hate, xenophobia, terrorism, catastrophic disaster, political instability, global insecurity, insensitive politicians, greed, agony, corruption, manipulation, fraud, economic meltdown, rape and unfaithful men...

Not possible as long as we Religion we will have (terrorism, and fights) as long as we have patriotism racism/xenophobia is bound to occur.

though i like the point of greed though that's the cause of the other issues
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by kinibigdeal(m): 11:50pm On Apr 19, 2015
Finding a place to "defecate(shit, poopoo)" after managing to hold it for too long in a lengthy journey
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Nobody: 11:50pm On Apr 19, 2015
Well I would have loved to hear from a guy. Although nowadays I think sex is overrated...
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by onosprince(m): 11:50pm On Apr 19, 2015
[size=20pt]Escaping from angry mob in South Africa[/size]

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Cholls(m): 11:51pm On Apr 19, 2015
wiloy2k8:


oga u go like sex wella
my brother sex,water and food are from same mother and father.
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Nobody: 11:52pm On Apr 19, 2015
If this strike can just be called off tomorrow, i will have multiple orgasms from the news. sad
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by OkikiOluwa1(m): 11:52pm On Apr 19, 2015
chowlade:




1. Winning The First Ever Gold Medal For Your
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2. At Old age, Seeing Your Children Do Better
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Age), so to speak.

5. Graduating From The University After Ten Long
Years Of Delay Due To Strike.

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Single hood (mainly applicable to the ladies,
WADR.)

You can ADD yours...

Come back here!
All you listed are good.
But,
Do they happen daily?
We need pleasure everyday.
I can choose to have sex every day but not all you listed above.
Last Bullet
Find me something else that ll be pleasurable daily.
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by IYANGBALI: 11:53pm On Apr 19, 2015
@ op he be like say you never see correct preek fok you before,if you see beta preek give you beta fok wey you dey beg for more,you no go compare sex with dis nonsense wey you write. Abi dem circumcise you ni?
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by buoye1(m): 11:54pm On Apr 19, 2015
So funny thread
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by buoye1(m): 11:55pm On Apr 19, 2015
yungEX:
grin releasing the urine u've been holding for 6 hours
Thanks for this comment......You just made my day as a whole......Lmao!

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by braine(m): 11:56pm On Apr 19, 2015
Dotwillis1:
Nothing is more pleasurable than sex
Nothing absolutely

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Ryocaj(m): 11:59pm On Apr 19, 2015
When I become Incredible Hulk or World Footballer of d year
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by IntroVAT: 11:59pm On Apr 19, 2015
okpamson15:
U see yourself in hell fire crying beging God to 4give u and give u a second chance. Then sudenly wake up and discover that it was just a DREAM.

Happened to me so many times like kilode
I'm on my like 50+ chance now undecided
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Nobody: 12:01am On Apr 20, 2015
complete a dream project
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by buoye1(m): 12:03am On Apr 20, 2015
Bonapart:
Who said sex is pleasurable...
Sex is overrated that's why many fall into fornication all because of curiosity...
The most pleasurable thing in life is knowing God, living a life that please God and knowing where you're going after life which is Heaven.... that's what i call pleajoy
exactly my thought.....highly over hyped

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Mekybliss(f): 12:03am On Apr 20, 2015
Dashing your chick your atm card grin
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Nobody: 12:05am On Apr 20, 2015
Mekybliss:
Dashing your chick your atm card grin
and quickly use the mobile app to move the cash to an account not linked with the ATM na today grin
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by kinibigdeal(m): 12:06am On Apr 20, 2015
Realberry:
If this strike can just be called off tomorrow, i will have multiple orgasms from the news. sad
lipsrsealed
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by MightyMuna(m): 12:09am On Apr 20, 2015
Bonapart:
Who said sex is pleasurable...
Sex is overrated that's why many fall into fornication all because of curiosity...
The most pleasurable thing in life is knowing God, living a life that please God and knowing where you're going after life which is Heaven.... that's what i call pleajoy

'overrated' sex brought you into this world. If not, you won't be here typing this.

As for the topic, nothing, absolutely nothing on planet earth is better than food and sex. This is a fact and not an opinion.
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by kalufelix(m): 12:10am On Apr 20, 2015
Which mad person go komot this thread from dustbin put for front seat... Anyway try a chilled la casera on a very hot afternoon but dont break up with ur gf because 5 & 6 resemble but dem no be de same
#pu$/y
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by willbayo(m): 12:10am On Apr 20, 2015
Smokin marijuana
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Bonapart(m): 12:13am On Apr 20, 2015
MightyMuna:


'overrated' sex brought you into this world. If not, you won't be here typing this.
you know what I mean... depends on whom you practice is with... whith a girlfriend it's fornication, which is sin before God
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by BraniacX(m): 12:13am On Apr 20, 2015
adebayour26:

Baba, u ar so on point, in fact, what other feeling could be better than this?

Seconded

None other

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