Ballotelle:
there was ds girl i really wanted (even her mama approved of it), i baf 4 her eye bt she dey form, one dey i try nak am na him she dey carry God beg me na him i stop, the painful part was after some days na him i hear say d girl dey Bleep around,it was painful,so i said i wnt dull myself again, days back one girl slep my bed na him she come dy beg make i no put my P....s but i can only suck,later she say put hand,as i put hand i felt blood she come dy cry say i disvirgined her (she enjoyed my hand fucking her, do vees enjoy it?),i felt bad (she is 22) but again i dnt realy trust her caus she has a bf she has ben dating 4 like 5 yrs, her breast no stand again, she presently lives with 2 guys, etc COULD SHE HAVE LIED ABOUT BEING VEE?

kennes10:
ingredients for the offence of rape;Consent,Force and penetration. From your story all d ingredients were there b4 she started moaning.

Rajjah:
winks

englishmart:
[b]the way some girls lie eh, honestly I think they should be named "lion"

There was this girl that took me nearly a year to get. The girl plumb die, over bright dey worry her systems .... She's very intelligent and caring.

She always wants me to visit her at her house. (where she stays with her extra large elder brothers, parents and younger ones.) Oboy she want make her people
Forget me for prison?

I kept inviting her to my house, fortunately, she came one fateful day. After much much, I wan taste that natural cake wey God give her.

Oboy, see para. "is this why You've been stalking and disturbing my life? No wonder they say "all guys are the same.." she left my room disgruntled..

after few days of not picking my calls nor replying my messages, she finally called and payed my a surprise visit. (that was when she swore that she's a virgin lol.
I lock up like say she no talk anything..

The matter come tie wrapper when she begin visit frequently.. I now resorted to spending More money just to entertain her. She didn't retire from her claims of being a virgin.

One fateful
Day,(konji attacked her bastardly) na that day I know say konji no get gender inequality..

I smiled in my language the moment I started seeing her moves, (I thanked amadioha for answering my prayers) I knew she needed something made for the gods. I didn't
Hesitate
to dig and see if I would find raw gold. If I hear say no be bucket I see.

I got up immediately, disappointed at what I noticed, I begin para like person wey breeze blow him BSC cert. original copy.
" come o, shey na this borehole wey you carry, naim you dey take form virgin? Ina apu ara? Eni werey?
She come dey claim say na when she dey 12 years, she fell from an okada and landed on a mango tree, on the process one stick come wound her for her kitty.

You dey craze.... Go and tell that to mr ïbu

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kennes10:
ingredients for the offence of rape;Consent,Force and penetration. From your story all d ingredients were there b4 she started moaning.

KingTom:

Do not shave for maybe 2 months, let the Hair be thick and disgusting, invite him to your house, seduce him, get naked if he tries to insert his D into your ass or can't locate the promise land, then he is a virgin.

WARNING: Guys have been using the I'm not a virgin trick for years and years, what happens to you if my plan doesn't work will be

a) He bangs sense out of you

b) He laughs at your gullibility and then bangs sense out of you.


U-18 PLS KEEP OFF!!!!

Rajjah:
ok...... Next.......?

Mtscheeew! Swerve jhor

Kolade354:
Born2fuck Oga mi sir am watching you as u dey view for 700HD camera....Cum Nack us story.........Where is Orijin101?

Vikky014:
hmmmm. it seems u dnt get it ooo. someone dt inspects ladies kitty cat in d hospital dt jst finishd his NYSC and is currently working. how can he not know d location of d vaginaLOL hope i no dey one chance oooooo

rallymento:

Mehn you guys are scaring me, I am presently keeping a distance relationship and she told me she is a virgin. I just hope that I won't be disappointed after my wedding with her. Anyways if I find out she has been lying, not even my pastor can convince me to keep the marriage. Nawa for women ooo!

englishmart:
[b]the way some girls lie eh, honestly I think they should be named "lion"

There was this girl that took me nearly a year to get. The girl plumb die, over bright dey worry her systems .... She's very intelligent and caring.

She always wants me to visit her at her house. (where she stays with her extra large elder brothers, parents and younger ones.) Oboy she want make her people
Forget me for prison?

I kept inviting her to my house, fortunately, she came one fateful day. After much much, I wan taste that natural cake wey God give her.

Oboy, see para. "is this why You've been stalking and disturbing my life? No wonder they say "all guys are the same.." she left my room disgruntled..

after few days of not picking my calls nor replying my messages, she finally called and payed my a surprise visit. (that was when she swore that she's a virgin lol.
I lock up like say she no talk anything..

The matter come tie wrapper when she begin visit frequently.. I now resorted to spending More money just to entertain her. She didn't retire from her claims of being a virgin.

One fateful
Day,(konji attacked her bastardly) na that day I know say konji no get gender inequality..

I smiled in my language the moment I started seeing her moves, (I thanked amadioha for answering my prayers) I knew she needed something made for the gods. I didn't
Hesitate
to dig and see if I would find raw gold. If I hear say no be bucket I see.

I got up immediately, disappointed at what I noticed, I begin para like person wey breeze blow him BSC cert. original copy.
" come o, shey na this borehole wey you carry, naim you dey take form virgin? Ina apu ara? Eni werey?
She come dey claim say na when she dey 12 years, she fell from an okada and landed on a mango tree, on the process one stick come wound her for her kitty.

You dey craze.... Go and tell that to mr ïbu

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KingTom:
I am also a gynaecologist like him, inspection is different from penetration, we use our Speculum to inspect, not our dicks.

shadowgwalker:
I remember o,ne Benin girl (of all ...)wey dey claim holy virgin.

one f8ful day when the blood of man was boiling hot, she horniedly came visiting and got infected with arousement.

from smooching, the thing enter one finger then two then before I know, nah my four fingers loss inside her CUNTinent oh!

nah that time I believe the saying, ' after God, fear women '... no even fyiok sef...as I no get KwanDom and as my mind been only dey for pre-intimacy.

Vikky014:
hahahahahahaha. u r very funny. well am watching him in 3 D

nairabetguru:
Its a Crazy world that we live in...


It is said that Girls say wat they don't mean and mean what dey don't say....


The ones that are virgins deny it cuz of the fear of being called a medeocre while the ones that are not virgins claim to be virgins just to appear like a decent girl...

KingTom:
No be grass you dey eat?

starlingslimnet:
Both na ur food

tosyne2much:
Bwhahahahahaha rofwlkmd

You call this female bashing thread ?

MzNelly:
If you guys didn't hype this "virginity" of a thing so much, then maybe, just maybe, she would have no reason to 'scam' you.

Eyepencil:
I have pop like more than ten virgins. I always know how to detect the real virgins. If u neva fvck virgin i swear u dey miss something.

tonero230:


Are you a virgin?

wristwatch:
Omo this thread fit make hopeless man get future. E funny die.

Courtesy of
Tosyne2much
Kingtom
Englishmart
Alberto2K
Prettythicksme

Alberto2K and Englishmart. Una weldone oo. Awon werey

KingTom:
My story is indeed a pathetic one! In 200 level, I had just discovered that having sex with anything in skirt was my calling . I was giving myself daily doses of Vitamin S

Fast forward! One nice babe called Angelique, in Biochemistry department, she was drop dead gorgeous, nyash big like Zuma rock. I swore to myself, I must nail this ass.

I got close to her, cracked her ribs, she said she loved my sense of humor. She started visiting my hostel, bringing food and all, one day, I don give those useless Ekiti boys quit notice, the guys come clear area, I spray Air freshener tire, because the kin body odour Awet Ayeni get! Chai

When she arrived, we got talking, we laughed, I laughed and my hand landed on her left boob, squeezing my face, I pretended not to know what I was doing, I made more jokes, she laughed and the melons heaved. Chai, she then up and bent over to pick up my picture gallery. I attack that nyash like bulldog! I was squeezing the soft tissues like Fulani milk maid.

Angelique begged and begged, lai lai, she then said d She was a virgin. Oh I said, I have a thing against popping cherries . I let her go.

The next Monday, I strolled through Biochemistry department looking for where our Clinical BCM lecture hall was, one girl whom I had seen with Angelique once, came up to me and asked if it was true that I am impotent? Emi? For what! Who said so? She said Angelique said you were just looking at her, that you could not do anything! Oluwa eh!!!!

I swore revenge! I later told Angelique to come to the hostel, that I need her help, she said ok. I disinfected my room once again, chai Boluwaji and Ayeni na bad combination. when my "virgin" arrived, she had a gown on her, I said please get my textbook. She bent again, quickly like a python, I slipped on a condom, and reached for her, she said, tom, Tom please don't do this, this is rape! Are you a virgin i asked while inserting The demon into her, No she said, no please oh God, the next thing na moans I begin hear oh, She dey shout things in Ijaw, calling her ancestors. Mumu na me Aworinde you wan carry play? After I finished, she said wow let's do that again, I said I'm sorry, but i am impotent! Ijapa Oshi!

tosyne2much, I don comment oh!