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Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by LiquidMind(m): 5:26pm On Sep 16, 2006
If Christ is living in you how can you get seek ??


If you get sick i think you are a fake man of God.

Imaging Holy Spirit Getting Sick
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by queen2(f): 6:30pm On Sep 16, 2006
So, some pple still dont get this think, how on earth wuldnt pastors fall sick?

holy spirit is different from human being, human being do fall sick anytime, spirit isnt human
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by KDK(m): 8:49pm On Sep 16, 2006
LIQUIDMIND,
Abeg tell them,I have been trying to tell them o o o o.
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by mukina2: 8:58pm On Sep 16, 2006
kdk have you ever been sick?
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by KDK(m): 9:10pm On Sep 16, 2006
@ mukina2,
I can authoritatively tell you that since I knew God in 1996 and entered a covenant with HIM, I have never been sick!!! Not even a cold.

What do you think we mean when we call our master THE GREAT PHYSICIAN?
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by mukina2: 9:41pm On Sep 16, 2006
kdk hmmm okay undecided
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by KDK(m): 9:58pm On Sep 16, 2006
@ MUKINA2,
Wasn't that ur "Hmmmmm okay" sarcastic?
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by mukina2: 10:52pm On Sep 17, 2006
Kdk it wasnt
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by drchic(f): 5:32am On Sep 18, 2006
Pastors never fal sick, they also never eat, drink, or sleep
and of course never die.
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by KDK(m): 9:24am On Sep 18, 2006
@mukina2 ,
Okay, if you say so. But the question is this,do you believe my testimony?
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by deb(m): 2:04pm On Sep 18, 2006
KDK dont give us that ok?

Being a Pastor does not make you a supernatural being.

Na wah for Nigerians sef. They will turn pastors to God.
U cant even approach some pastors in some churches.They are simply "NOT" human being
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by KDK(m): 2:18pm On Sep 18, 2006
@ deb,
grin grin grin You really crack me up. But let me ask you , do pastors provoke so much anger in you or is it just that you can't stand them in general?

In-line with what you correctly noted, being a pastor does not make me a supernatural being but something else which qualifies me as a true pastor actually does. Have you seen the other topic I posted titled: "I am a god because I am a pastor" ?
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by mukina2: 6:51pm On Sep 18, 2006
Kdk i dont believe
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by KDK(m): 6:58pm On Sep 18, 2006
@ mukina2,
So it was sarcastic afterall. So tell me, why did you lie about the sarcasm? 
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by mukina2: 7:18pm On Sep 18, 2006
i wasnt sarcastic
you believed in your testimony i dont
i dont hsve to lie, you said what you have to and i said hmmmm
so what's sarcastic bout that
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by KDK(m): 7:23pm On Sep 18, 2006
the "Hmmmm" is the sarcasm in the statement.
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by mukina2: 7:27pm On Sep 18, 2006
if you think so am sorry but that wasnt my intention sad
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by KDK(m): 8:22pm On Sep 18, 2006
Awwwww,dat is so sweet. I am flattered. shocked So we even have well mannered ladies in this nairaland. Na wa o o . I am very flattered, Thank you.
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by goodguy(m): 8:28pm On Sep 18, 2006
KDK, since you knew God in 1996, have you ever had an headache?
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by KDK(m): 8:31pm On Sep 18, 2006
Yes, Slight ones due to stress but I lay hands on it and I tell you that within 30 seconds it has gone.
The feeling is like something melting away. I don't even know how to explain it to you guys.
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by kokoletz(m): 9:10pm On Sep 18, 2006
Guys nobody holy pass o even Jesus christ said it that God is the only Holy one. I beg why wont they fall sick we are all human.
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by kokoletz(m): 9:25pm On Sep 18, 2006
Guys nobody holy pass o even Jesus christ said it that God is the only Holy one. I beg why wont they fall sick we are all human.
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by mukina2: 11:15pm On Sep 18, 2006
pls dont be am human too remember cheesy
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by deb(m): 12:27pm On Sep 19, 2006
Yes, Slight ones due to stress but I lay hands on it and I tell you that within 30 seconds it has gone.
The feeling is like something melting away. I don't even know how to explain it to you guys.

Hallelluyah! what a miracle!

KDK dont get me wrong a slight headache is no sickness, its just an ailment
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by KDK(m): 2:14pm On Sep 19, 2006
grin grin grin @ Deb,
I like dat! wink What I call headache may not even be headache by general definiton.
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by deb(m): 3:33pm On Sep 19, 2006
that was as subtle as a serpent
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by KDK(m): 4:25pm On Sep 19, 2006
grin @ deb,
Let me ask you a question. Have you had an encounter with christ?
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by deb(m): 4:26pm On Sep 19, 2006
of course why do you ask?
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by KDK(m): 4:28pm On Sep 19, 2006
@ deb,
Ok sir, could you please tell us about your encounter with christ by first defining an encounter with christ for the sake of the readers who don't know?
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by deb(m): 4:33pm On Sep 19, 2006
Am I under some sort of interogation here? wink

I dont understand.

Pastor KDK. I'm not ready to explain anything. I'm a committed xtian simple as A B C!
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by KDK(m): 4:42pm On Sep 19, 2006
Hmmm, that "pastor" sounds very sarcastic and seem to make it some sort of class title. I am not interogating sir. I just wanted you to share your testimony with us. My apologies if I stepped on your toes. I am very sorry. Please forgive me.
Re: Do Pastors Fall Sick? by deb(m): 4:52pm On Sep 19, 2006
the "Pastor" wasn't sarcastic. Its exactly what I meant.

I'm sorry if my expression appeared harsh to you. I didn't mean to. smiley wink

You are a great guy you know? wink cheesy

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